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(BBC)   Pigs strike back as 1,000 dead birds found in Chinese river   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 63
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2013-03-25 12:09:08 PM
Insert angry birds reference
 
2013-03-25 12:11:03 PM
Last I read they had found 12,500 pigs in that river. I cannot imagine the stench.
 
2013-03-25 12:11:25 PM
Those birds must have been displeased . . . annoyed. Perhaps even indignant.
 
2013-03-25 12:11:38 PM
"The dead pigs haven't even disappeared yet, and now the dead ducks emerge - does this society enjoy being competitive?" wrote netizen sugarandsweet.

I'll die way better than you guys!
 
2013-03-25 12:11:51 PM
Enjoy all that food made in China that you're eating. Yummmm...tastes like dead pigs with just a hint of lightly-killed bird.
 
2013-03-25 12:12:16 PM
Me Chinese, me play joke, me put dead pigs and ducks in your water supplies....


/couldn't find a good rhyme
 
2013-03-25 12:13:33 PM
So, China has become the Cleveland of the Developing World? I mean, really - all that's left is for the Huang He River to catch fire for the pollution trifecta.
 
2013-03-25 12:14:34 PM
that is going to be one HELL of a stew if they can just get the burner lit under the river...
 
2013-03-25 12:16:12 PM
I farking love hot pot!
 
2013-03-25 12:20:34 PM

NutWrench: Those birds must have been displeased . . . annoyed. Perhaps even indignant.

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I think you're looking for "Ill-Tempered"...
 
2013-03-25 12:23:04 PM

A Terrible Human: Last I read they had found 12,500 pigs in that river. I cannot imagine the stench.


Sort of like Virginia Beach on a summer day
 
2013-03-25 12:23:25 PM

CrazyCracka420: Insert angry birds reference


I think the headline was a pretty good one.
 
2013-03-25 12:26:08 PM
Authorities insist the tap water is completely safe...

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2013-03-25 12:26:52 PM

Loaf's Tray: NutWrench: Those birds must have been displeased . . . annoyed. Perhaps even indignant.
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I think you're looking for "Ill-Tempered"...


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"Well, that's a start, yeah..."

/hot like frickin' laser beams
 
2013-03-25 12:27:55 PM
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2013-03-25 12:28:39 PM

Bermuda59: A Terrible Human: Last I read they had found 12,500 pigs in that river. I cannot imagine the stench.

Sort of like Virginia Beach on a summer day


Virginia beach? that ain't got nuttin' on gulf shores or them other beaches along the Alabama, Missippie and Florida coasts. Obviously you've never been to them parts.. they don't call it the redneck reviera for nuttin' son..You see real human whales there... cept real whales have lots more teeth.
 
2013-03-25 12:30:12 PM
I hear they pulled a body out of the Ganges just south of Kanpur.  No word on the cause of death, but the authorities give assurances the water is still safe to drink and bathe and shiat in.
 
2013-03-25 12:34:25 PM
can we start a betting pool for which animal will clog the river with corpses next?
 
2013-03-25 12:34:34 PM
Wasn't this how WWZ started?
 
2013-03-25 12:35:57 PM
thick soup?

sounds good
 
2013-03-25 12:37:05 PM
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2013-03-25 12:38:06 PM
Now they can make pigking duck.
 
2013-03-25 12:38:26 PM

WordsnCollision: Authorities insist the tap water is completely safe...

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Well it's as safe as it's ever been....
 
2013-03-25 12:42:03 PM
Dead birrrrrd..... Gonna put it ON YOUUUUUUU.....
 
2013-03-25 12:42:38 PM

Sticky Hands: WordsnCollision: Authorities insist the tap water is completely safe...

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Well it's as safe as it's ever been....


Someone's bit a bit untidy, and there's been a small spill.
 
2013-03-25 12:45:35 PM

Loaf's Tray: NutWrench: Those birds must have been displeased . . . annoyed. Perhaps even indignant.
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I think you're looking for "Ill-Tempered"...


IrateAvian
 
2013-03-25 12:47:46 PM

uncleacid: Now they can make pigking duck.


I was thinking 'Peeking' Duck.  Maybe they were executed as suspected spies?
 
2013-03-25 12:48:58 PM
It's very considerate of these animals to die in such neat, round numbers. Makes the journos' jobs so much easier!
 
2013-03-25 12:52:38 PM
Subby is funny.
Situation is not.

/oh, the huge manatee
 
2013-03-25 12:52:45 PM
Stew.
 
2013-03-25 12:55:30 PM
Like they actually count the dead things. I can see it now, "more than a few, we'll just call it a thousand".
It's probably just two pigs and an ostrich, or a guy in an ostrich suit and two hookers with pig masks on, or four midgets and one of them there flying-through-the-air fancy actresses they have over there, in an ostrich suit.
Yeah, and what's wrong with that? Different strokes people, it's a free world.
 
2013-03-25 12:57:05 PM
Some animals are more equal than others
 
2013-03-25 12:57:51 PM
That'll do pigs, that'll do...
 
2013-03-25 12:58:02 PM
I take it the origami cranes will be showing up next week?
 
2013-03-25 12:58:51 PM
Someone must have been feeding them bread...

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/Doesn't help that the signage is in German.
 
2013-03-25 12:58:54 PM
www.thesniper.us
the food was too hot for the Aussie tourists
 
2013-03-25 01:06:23 PM

stampylives: can we start a betting pool for which animal will clog the river with corpses next?


I got my money on these!

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2013-03-25 01:06:30 PM
Cluck and oink?
 
2013-03-25 01:08:48 PM
Bird, pig,

That's not quite right an ingredient is missing, now what was it...

buelahman.files.wordpress.com

Man!

That's it Bird-Man-Pig flu
 
2013-03-25 01:10:18 PM

blatz514: "The dead pigs haven't even disappeared yet, and now the dead ducks emerge - does this society enjoy being competitive?" wrote netizen sugarandsweet.

I'll die way better than you guys!


Now it's wabbit season!
 
2013-03-25 01:18:06 PM
Unregulated capitalism is obviously working out great for China. Sorry that the industrial fumes made all your teeth fall out at 14, but keep on gluing those flip flops together little Chan Wan, and one day you'll be able to afford some bootleg chemo.
 
2013-03-25 01:22:35 PM
This is starting to sound like a rejected theme for a Pink Floyd album.
 
2013-03-25 01:41:52 PM

little Jeff: This is starting to sound like a rejected theme for a Pink Floyd album.


It's starting to sound like the "how it all began" flashback in a post apocalyptic novel.
 
2013-03-25 01:48:32 PM
We don't need no stinking environmental reglations.

Damn libs, keeping us down!
 
2013-03-25 01:53:10 PM

Magnanimous_J: Unregulated capitalism is obviously working out great for China. Sorry that the industrial fumes made all your teeth fall out at 14, but keep on gluing those flip flops together little Chan Wan, and one day you'll be able to afford some bootleg chemo.


I like my flip-flops--keep my feet cool on the hot beach sand in Hawaii.
 
2013-03-25 02:03:14 PM
Decomposed duck? I thought they ate that with the eggs boiled in boy's urine and the scorpions on a stick.

I'm taking odds on horses next since they can't be exported to Europe for hamburger.
 
2013-03-25 02:04:31 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: Decomposed duck? I thought they ate that with the eggs boiled in boy's urine and the scorpions on a stick.

I'm taking odds on horses next since they can't be exported to Europe for hamburger anymore.


FTFY
 
2013-03-25 02:06:41 PM

A Terrible Human: Last I read they had found 12,500 pigs in that river. I cannot imagine the stench.


it was at 16,000 pigs when the ducks started to surface
 
2013-03-25 02:11:32 PM
The pigs were found as birds?

A Terrible Human: Last I read they had found 12,500 pigs in that river. I cannot imagine the stench.


I don't want to imagine the stench, thankyouverymuch.
 
2013-03-25 02:32:12 PM

little Jeff: This is starting to sound like a rejected theme for a Pink Floyd album.


Storm Thurgson got drunk and started working something up for the cover.
 
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