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(Wrestling Inc)   With two weeks to go before Wrestlemania, will the WWE Champ finally appear live? How will Punk disrespect the Urn now? Can Fandango generate more heat than Vickie? Find out on RAW, 8pm est   (wrestlinginc.com) divider line 1745
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2013-03-25 09:22:06 AM  

Going to miss this week, since I'll be spending time with my parents this week (hi mom!).  But, here's your checklist!

Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)
credit to ManofPa, DougieAXP, and many others


1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Somebody trolling for the night
3) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment Tab
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Best Pony in the World
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) "Randy pooped where?"
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena
20) Last Real American Standing
21) BONUS: Live appearance by the WWE Champion (ultra-rare quality)


/also, per the sheets, Mizark legit hurt his knee in a house show; WM status up in the air now
//keep it real, FWC - I'll check in next time.  :D
 
2013-03-25 10:41:57 AM  
Hooray, my wellness violation is over. But do I want to watch after the past couple weeks? Hmm...
 
2013-03-25 10:48:23 AM  
Early Green = Early termination, probably Thursday Morning instead of late Friday.
 
2013-03-25 10:50:45 AM  
Damn, we are live already?

And I haven't even had my morning bong hit yet.
 
2013-03-25 10:55:56 AM  
*peeks in*

BAH GAWD KING, I'M HERE!!!

/eyes the gredunza
 
2013-03-25 10:56:16 AM  
Two wrasslin related threads before 11 am? Mods must be trolling the haters. Sports tab is jericho.
 
2013-03-25 10:57:37 AM  

Igor Jakovsky: Two wrasslin related threads before 11 am? Mods must be trolling the haters. Sports tab is jericho.


Modmins are just looking to get aboard for the Wrestlemania draw check.

They will probably do a modmin bra and panties battle royal just so they can all get paid.
 
2013-03-25 10:58:22 AM  

FinFangFark: Damn, we are live already?

And I haven't even had my morning bong hit yet.


Last
Man
Standing

/gotta start early to win dammit!
 
2013-03-25 11:00:12 AM  
whoa, early green Batman!  I'll send a farkback, ask for a delay until later today.
 
2013-03-25 11:10:10 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: whoa, early green Batman!  I'll send a farkback, ask for a delay until later today.


It's an Ironman thread!
 
2013-03-25 11:50:23 AM  
so, any of you other farker going to Wresltemania?
 
2013-03-25 11:53:25 AM  
Apparently X-Pac tore his asshole this weekend.

Cue up the best clenis humor.

And.....START!
 
2013-03-25 01:04:47 PM  

FinFangFark: Apparently X-Pac tore his asshole this weekend.

Cue up the best clenis humor.

And.....START!


BAH GAWD KING, AUSTIN STOMPED A MUDHOLE IN HIM!!!   STONE COLD!!!  STONE COLD!!!  STONE COLD!!!
 
2013-03-25 01:13:27 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-25 01:18:22 PM  
i107.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-25 03:02:30 PM  
"Tonight RAW is coming from the city of Brotherly Love!"

"SAN FRANSISCO!"

"No Brain, Philadelphia, second smarkiest city in the world!"

"Anyone else hoping that the Philly faithful boo some of this crap out of the arena."

"Your lips to God's ears Brain."

"Or Kate Upton's heaving che..."

"RAW TONIGHT FOLKS!"
 
2013-03-25 03:05:20 PM  
 
2013-03-25 03:09:50 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: CMPunk presents Urn Anderson.


That was the greatest farking thing I've seen in weeks.
 
2013-03-25 04:03:27 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: CMPunk presents Urn Anderson.


Not just any spot, but HIS spot!
 
2013-03-25 04:28:19 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: CMPunk presents Urn Anderson.


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-25 05:14:35 PM  
Gonna check back in after I get home just before the show. Work is work this Monday so I am half outta it. Should make for some lulz. Least I don't have to cook dinner tonight YEAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Urn Anderson FTW!
 
2013-03-25 05:42:36 PM  
Hope I get to see the show tonight. The snow has been falling all day around my house and it's almost whiteout conditions.
 
2013-03-25 06:09:01 PM  
Hopefully I can stream this on the big screen so I have my computer open for Fark.  Kinda hard for two people to watch something when one is in a quest for Weeners,004.
 
2013-03-25 06:12:22 PM  
Really Fark Filter?  I hit pound one after the word post, and THAT'S what you did to me?

/TMYK I guess
 
2013-03-25 07:01:52 PM  
Hi all.  Here's hoping this week's show is better than last week's clusterfark.

/Clusterfark is a fun word.
 
2013-03-25 07:13:07 PM  

bluorangefyre: Hopefully I can stream this on the big screen so I have my computer open for Fark.  Kinda hard for two people to watch something when one is in a quest for Weeners,004.


One of the stranger filterpwns I've seen.

/I'm back! (for tonight at least)
 
2013-03-25 07:14:49 PM  

bluorangefyre: Kinda hard for two people to watch something when one is in a quest for Weeners,004.


Dialogue from the worst James Bond movie ever...
 
2013-03-25 07:20:46 PM  
So I'll likely be checking in via satellite tonight, as I'll have spotty internet. Just thought I'd drop by and visit with Urn Anderson
 
2013-03-25 07:21:30 PM  
FYI, Flair just got sent to the hospital.

As noted earlier, Ric Flair had to leave RAW this evening and was briefly hospitalized before heading home to a hospital in Charlotte. Flair was sent to the hospital for complications from a blood clot. Flair didn't wrestle for All Japan back in January due to a blood clot in his leg.

WWE medical staff took a look at Flair's leg this afternoon and immediately made the decision to pull him off the show and send him to the hospital. Flair was examined at the hospital and advised to return home to Charlotte for further treatment.

Flair was scheduled for a segment with Bret Hart and Jerry Lawler that would have seen them discuss John Cena vs. The Rock at WrestleMania 29.

His rolox was on too tight.
 
2013-03-25 07:21:57 PM  
I'm still watching Game of Thrones s.2 while I wait for Raw, so I'm here, kind of. XD

So Our Champion is done with his press junket, so he should be there tonight. Or not, whatever. I'm sure those 30 minutes he'll use to ramble can be used for video packages doing the same. XD
 
2013-03-25 07:22:00 PM  
Longtime lurker here killing nine minutes before I get to leave work.  I'll be watching on DVR later tonight after dinner though.

/holds up hand to block chairshot
 
2013-03-25 07:22:59 PM  

TheManofPA: FYI, Flair just got sent to the hospital.

As noted earlier, Ric Flair had to leave RAW this evening and was briefly hospitalized before heading home to a hospital in Charlotte. Flair was sent to the hospital for complications from a blood clot. Flair didn't wrestle for All Japan back in January due to a blood clot in his leg.

WWE medical staff took a look at Flair's leg this afternoon and immediately made the decision to pull him off the show and send him to the hospital. Flair was examined at the hospital and advised to return home to Charlotte for further treatment.

Flair was scheduled for a segment with Bret Hart and Jerry Lawler that would have seen them discuss John Cena vs. The Rock at WrestleMania 29.

His rolox was on too tight.


... I could just imagine how that segment would have gone. Poor Bret's strong suit was not promos.
 
2013-03-25 07:24:06 PM  

TheManofPA: FYI, Flair just got sent to the hospital.

As noted earlier, Ric Flair had to leave RAW this evening and was briefly hospitalized before heading home to a hospital in Charlotte. Flair was sent to the hospital for complications from a blood clot. Flair didn't wrestle for All Japan back in January due to a blood clot in his leg.

WWE medical staff took a look at Flair's leg this afternoon and immediately made the decision to pull him off the show and send him to the hospital. Flair was examined at the hospital and advised to return home to Charlotte for further treatment.

Flair was scheduled for a segment with Bret Hart and Jerry Lawler that would have seen them discuss John Cena vs. The Rock at WrestleMania 29.

His rolox was on too tight.


Hope he's all right.  Blood clots in the leg are nothing to take too lightly.
 
2013-03-25 07:25:48 PM  
Why isn't this located in the Pathetic Losers tab?
 
2013-03-25 07:26:35 PM  

STRYPERSWINE: Longtime lurker here killing nine minutes before I get to leave work.  I'll be watching on DVR later tonight after dinner though.

/holds up hand to block chairshot


*chopblock*

Who needs chairs?  Get him!
 
2013-03-25 07:26:57 PM  

kingflower: Why isn't this located in the Pathetic Losers tab?


BECAUSE FARK YOU, THAT'S WHY

/Yay I got to do it once
 
2013-03-25 07:27:31 PM  
www.wrestlinglol.com
 
2013-03-25 07:27:40 PM  
Has anyone verified if Urn Anderson has his own Twitter feed already?
 
2013-03-25 07:29:11 PM  

STRYPERSWINE: Longtime lurker here killing nine minutes before I get to leave work.  I'll be watching on DVR later tonight after dinner though.

/holds up hand to block chairshot


FINGFANGFARK.......get the tables
 
2013-03-25 07:31:46 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: CMPunk presents Urn Anderson.


That is magnificent beyond words.
 
2013-03-25 07:33:47 PM  
SPORTS ENTERTAIN ME!
 
2013-03-25 07:34:29 PM  

TheManofPA: STRYPERSWINE: Longtime lurker here killing nine minutes before I get to leave work.  I'll be watching on DVR later tonight after dinner though.

/holds up hand to block chairshot

FINGFANGFARK.......get the tables


i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-25 07:35:20 PM  

FinFangFark: Has anyone verified if Urn Anderson has his own Twitter feed already?


Yep
https://twitter.com/UrnAnderson
 
2013-03-25 07:35:43 PM  

kingflower: Why isn't this located in the Pathetic Losers tab?


Because, for some reason, there is no kingflower tab.  Imagine that.
 
2013-03-25 07:36:52 PM  

kingflower: Why isn't this located in the Pathetic Losers tab?


Because, there's no room in there after your mom arrived.
 
2013-03-25 07:37:10 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: kingflower: Why isn't this located in the Pathetic Losers tab?

Because, for some reason, there is no kingflower tab.  Imagine that.


I hope Punk thanks all the little people when he wins a Slammy.....
 
2013-03-25 07:37:25 PM  

clintster: FinFangFark: Has anyone verified if Urn Anderson has his own Twitter feed already?

Yep
https://twitter.com/UrnAnderson


And followed, because, why the hell not?
 
2013-03-25 07:37:52 PM  

Eddie T. Head: clintster: FinFangFark: Has anyone verified if Urn Anderson has his own Twitter feed already?

Yep
https://twitter.com/UrnAnderson

And followed, because, why the hell not?


ditto...already Tweeted him/her/it
 
2013-03-25 07:39:50 PM  
The real question is...since it's a given that it was Flair's jacket that attacked his leg...will he seek vengeance at WM?

That jacket would only take so many elbow drops, before it would get pissed the fark off.
 
2013-03-25 07:41:33 PM  
farking marks.
 
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