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(USA Today)   Actual headline: "FBI joins search for missing Brown student". There's a first time for everything, I suppose   (usatoday.com) divider line 66
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2013-03-25 10:37:52 AM
that'sracist.jpg
 
2013-03-25 11:07:01 AM
Bravo, Subby.
 
2013-03-25 11:18:48 AM
Well played sir.


Well played
 
2013-03-25 11:28:51 AM
Well looking at the article he is a Brown Student in both ways.
 
2013-03-25 11:29:56 AM
You see subby, in the English language, brown can in fact be used adjective to describe the color of the student, but when the b in the word is capitalized to Brown, then it changes the word to... ah hell why even bother...
 
2013-03-25 11:30:11 AM
They spelled suspect wrong.
 
2013-03-25 11:31:03 AM

CeroX: You see subby, in the English language, brown can in fact be used adjective to describe the color of the student, but when the b in the word is capitalized to Brown, then it changes the word to... ah hell why even bother...


Stop trying to kill the joke.

HOTY candidate right here
+1
 
2013-03-25 11:32:29 AM

CeroX: You see subby, in the English language, brown can in fact be used adjective to describe the color of the student, but when the b in the word is capitalized to Brown, then it changes the word to... ah hell why even bother...


Not subby, but I'm pretty sure thatsthejoke.jpg.
 
2013-03-25 11:32:35 AM
How times have changed. Under J. Edgar Hoover, the bureau actively sought out black and brown people. Then killed them when they found them.

If I was Brown student I wouldn't want that FBI looking for me.
 
2013-03-25 11:33:28 AM
I blame Obama.
 
2013-03-25 11:34:54 AM

Techhell: Bravo, Subby.

 
2013-03-25 11:34:58 AM
He's not really brown, more of a beige...
 
2013-03-25 11:35:33 AM

reillan: He's not really brown, more of a beige...


So, brownish?
 
2013-03-25 11:35:59 AM

Techhell: Bravo, Subby.


The Stealth Hippopotamus: Well played sir.

Well played

 
2013-03-25 11:36:24 AM
Brown people problems.
 
2013-03-25 11:36:27 AM
Sad.  I'm left wondering though, what could Brown have done for him?
 
2013-03-25 11:37:03 AM

kumanoki: Stop trying to kill the joke.


Glenford: Not subby, but I'm pretty sure thatsthejoke.jpg.


You guys might want to turn your sarcasm meter on... it's malfunctioning...
 
2013-03-25 11:39:24 AM
good one subby
 
2013-03-25 11:40:47 AM
I have reasons to dislike Brown University, but I hope this kid's family finds him on some self-finding or self enlightening experience unrelated to drugs or gambling debt.
 
2013-03-25 11:41:18 AM
 Is he polite? - Is he a brown man?
If he's polite, have him come in. If he's polite, let him in. Is he clean?

www.moviefancentral.com
 
2013-03-25 11:43:56 AM
criticalmassesmedia.com
 
2013-03-25 11:44:13 AM
He's an Eagles Fan, that can make you suicidal.
 
2013-03-25 11:44:48 AM
When are we going to do something about brown on brown crime?
 
2013-03-25 11:46:02 AM
Of course he's suicidal. He's stuck in Rhode Island. (and providence plantations)
 
2013-03-25 11:46:25 AM
6 foot and just 130? have they had any strong winds lately?
 
2013-03-25 11:50:03 AM

CeroX: You see subby, in the English language, brown can in fact be used adjective to describe the color of the student, but when the b in the word is capitalized to Brown, then it changes the word to... ah hell why even bother...


brown university has a $2.5 billion endowment. It doesn't need to be capitalized.

/ASU! ASU! ASU!
/Tempe is trying to crack down on partying at Arizona State. Yeah, good luck.
 
2013-03-25 11:50:53 AM
Didn't the FBI hire Willem Defoe and Gene Hackman to look for some brown people before?
 
2013-03-25 11:51:14 AM
It's about time we had a headline of this quality. It's been a couple weeks....
 
2013-03-25 11:53:29 AM

vudukungfu: Of course he's suicidal. He's stuck in Rhode Island. (and providence plantations)


upload.wikimedia.org

Appreciates you using the proper name for the colony.

/And, alas, he does not appreciate the attention given to the brown student.
 
2013-03-25 12:01:37 PM
Best headline I've seen in a while. Bravo subby!
 
2013-03-25 12:08:30 PM
+1 subs
 
2013-03-25 12:09:32 PM

On the Side: I'm left wondering though, what could Brown have done for him?


What would you prefer; Fifty Shades of Grey?
 
2013-03-25 12:12:22 PM
We have millions of brown people in Texas. We're kind of a spare parts depot for when you need a replacement brown person. We also have free S and H.
 
2013-03-25 12:12:29 PM

Curious: 6 foot and just 130? have they had any strong winds lately?


I'm thinking he just turned sideways. That'd make him practically invisible.
 
2013-03-25 12:15:11 PM
 
2013-03-25 12:15:33 PM
Maybe they are looking for him for raping a pretty blond?


/dnrtfa
 
2013-03-25 12:17:55 PM

blatz514: reillan: He's not really brown, more of a beige...

So, brownish?


More like a Quadroon.
 
2013-03-25 12:24:20 PM

dragonchild: On the Side: I'm left wondering though, what could Brown have done for him?

What would you prefer; Fifty Shades of Grey?


I can't tell if you missed my joke or I'm not getting yours.  Which makes me feel stupid.  So at least I have that going for me, which is nice.
 
2013-03-25 12:26:03 PM

On the Side: I can't tell if you missed my joke or I'm not getting yours.


Go with the flow, man.  Just don't forget to wipe afterwards.
 
2013-03-25 12:28:04 PM

CeroX: You see subby, in the English language, brown can in fact be used adjective to describe the color of the student, but when the b in the word is capitalized to Brown, then it changes the word to... ah hell why even bother...


Hey, its Buzz Killington everybody...
 
2013-03-25 12:30:35 PM

A dalek: blatz514: reillan: He's not really brown, more of a beige...

So, brownish?

More like a Quadroon.


I was always fascinated by this word. I hope to someday have it in Scrabble.
 
2013-03-25 12:32:02 PM
Dang! subby is right.. the student really is brown! I guess there really is a first time afterall!!
 
2013-03-25 12:36:56 PM
First time a brown student went
to class?
 
2013-03-25 12:46:05 PM
ionenewsone.files.wordpress.com

You know how you can tell the value of a white woman? How fast they start looking for her when she goes missing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIM1gU_T2RQ
 
2013-03-25 12:46:32 PM
That there is you true Fark legacy in-joke right there, folks. I want the Missing White Girl ad in the upper right corner now, for old times' sake.
 
2013-03-25 12:48:05 PM

dragonchild: On the Side: I'm left wondering though, what could Brown have done for him?

What would you prefer; Fifty Shades of Grey?


ew. That's enough to make *any* sane person suicidal.  :/
 
2013-03-25 12:48:41 PM
In other news, I hope the kid's OK.  He's actually kind of cute!

/priorities
 
2013-03-25 12:54:36 PM
That's "Headline of the Year" material, right there.
 
2013-03-25 01:04:50 PM
+1 subby!
 
2013-03-25 01:09:56 PM

DjangoStonereaver: vudukungfu: Of course he's suicidal. He's stuck in Rhode Island. (and providence plantations)

[upload.wikimedia.org image 182x284]

Appreciates you using the proper name for the colony.

/And, alas, he does not appreciate the attention given to the brown student.


He loved colored people.  Why else would he name his black cat N*gger-man?
 
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