Nana's Vibrator: uttertosh: What's all this shyte about leaving a note being a foregone conclusion? I didn't leave a note. Either time.God was punishing you for not leaving a note.
doyner: Warning signs someone may be suicidal:-Withdraws from friends and family-Starts giving away prized posessions-Dramatic mood shifts-Saying things like, "it won't matter any more soon," or "Putin is a corrupt SOB."
uttertosh: Nana's Vibrator: uttertosh: What's all this shyte about leaving a note being a foregone conclusion? I didn't leave a note. Either time.God was punishing you for not leaving a note.Not long after the second time, I had two consecutive days where my life was nearly taken for me. Both times I fought for my life, and had to admit to myself in hospital (punctured lung, then MRSA infection where I was stabbed), that I obviously wasn't ready to die.nice holes.Two knife holes from the attacks, nasty mophine/adrenaline comedowns for the rest. The worst part was the first-poop-for-a-week from the morphine. Baseball sized moonrock. Both times.
Father_Jack: seems legit
Alonjar: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 300x240]Even more interesting was this link in the article:Vladimir Putin is now Europe's richest man
FARK rebel soldier: spentmiles: It's not like your central nervous system just shuts down instantly with the moment of death. Your muscles will twitch, your heart will still pump blood, your eyes might look around the room for thirty seconds or so. Just because headquarters isn't processing the telegrams doesn't mean the outposts stop sending them.Typically, people who commit suicide with a semi-automatic firearm will get at least two, if not three or four, shots off. Hemingway took two shot gun blasts. A guy in Germany actually shot his neighbor who burst into the room several seconds after the initial gunshot, killing them both. Your body will continue to do whatever it was doing before you shut off the brain.This is why it's getting more and more popular in suicide clubs and death-fetish circles to masturbate during suicide. The hand stimulating the genitally will continue for some time, perhaps even to orgasm, though no one will be around to enjoy it. If you Google "suicide masturbation" you'll find plenty of self-shot videos of people orgasming all over their stomachs with half their head missing. The members of the suicide clubs consider the people who achieve postmortem release as "life's winners." I suppose it's winning if the game is see who can most fill their belly button with their own brains and come. I'll stick to breath control play and keyboard cleaner, thanks.Almost got to the end before my spentmilesDAR went off./what are we?//masterbating chickens?
I Ate Shergar: "Here we are. The late Mrs. Twain's room.She died in here.""Oh, dear. Died of what?""She murdered herself in her sleep, sir.""You mean suicide?""Oh, no.It was murder, all right.Mrs. Twain hated herself."
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