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(Politico)   John Robert's gay cousin to sit in on the Prop 8 hearings. There's a joke about Scalia in here somewhere, but I'll be damned if I know what it is   (politico.com) divider line 18
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1303 clicks; posted to Politics » on 25 Mar 2013 at 8:15 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-25 09:00:38 AM  
3 votes:
In other news, former VP Dick Cheney has invited Justice Scalia to go hunting just before the ruling is issued.
2013-03-25 08:54:39 AM  
2 votes:

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: If I was in Law school I would be boning up on contracts and marriage/divorce laws.

In a few years there be big money, as the young dudes leave with 1/2 the family money and ancestral estate.

Sure I know it happens all the time with gold diggers and old men.

Just think there will be a whole new set of conditions given the " *infidelities and hook ups among gay men ' and the whole but "we're married and he cheated on me your honor."
Lesbians will just continue to be pissed off regardless.

Think you're Dad was a little disturbed when you came out in HS.
 Imagine the look on his face when Antonio gets the Summer House in the settlement.

//* based upon gay friends talking about weekend conquests and drive by's encounters !
///. Welcome to the club..it ain't all about the wedding.


The "dickhead:word" ratio in this post is phenomenal. Keep up the good work!
2013-03-25 01:00:54 PM  
1 votes:
Gay mafia has happened before and it will happen again.

media.screened.com
2013-03-25 11:00:24 AM  
1 votes:

rufus-t-firefly: The Gay Mafia strikes again.

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douggoff.com
2013-03-25 10:19:40 AM  
1 votes:

hinten: Satanic_Hamster: hinten: Thank you Judge Roberts for pre-announcing how the Supreme Court will rule on this case.

How, exactly, did he announce anything....?


What's more likely:
He invited his gay cousin to ensure she can hear the horrible news in person?
He invited his gay cousin to ensure she can hear the good news so she can stop bugging him at every single family meal?


How, exactly, did he invite her?

HotWingConspiracy: mrshowrules: HotWingConspiracy: Satanic_Hamster: hinten: Thank you Judge Roberts for pre-announcing how the Supreme Court will rule on this case.

How, exactly, did he announce anything....?

His mere proximity to gay will sway his legal reasoning.

There was a gay on the city bus today and I felt compelled to tidy my office this morning.

I started wearing a buttplug just in case I encounter them. I don't want to offend anyone.


I saw a gay guy at the grocery store last week so this weekend I hid pastel colored plastic eggs filled with pastel colored M&Ms all over the office this weekend.
2013-03-25 09:13:39 AM  
1 votes:
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2013-03-25 09:10:49 AM  
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: Satanic_Hamster: hinten: Thank you Judge Roberts for pre-announcing how the Supreme Court will rule on this case.

How, exactly, did he announce anything....?

His mere proximity to gay will sway his legal reasoning.


There was a gay on the city bus today and I felt compelled to tidy my office this morning.
2013-03-25 09:06:02 AM  
1 votes:
I see that the Fark Misogyny Brigade is well-represented here already.
2013-03-25 08:59:33 AM  
1 votes:
Is she hot?
2013-03-25 08:58:58 AM  
1 votes:

macadamnut: Who is John Robert?


The unqualified English teacher of subby?
2013-03-25 08:51:14 AM  
1 votes:
Who is John Robert?
2013-03-25 08:45:31 AM  
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: hinten: Satanic_Hamster: hinten: Thank you Judge Roberts for pre-announcing how the Supreme Court will rule on this case.

How, exactly, did he announce anything....?


What's more likely:
He invited his gay cousin to ensure she can hear the horrible news in person?
He invited his gay cousin to ensure she can hear the good news so she can stop bugging him at every single family meal?

It doesn't say he invited her.


It actually says SHE requested the tickets through Roberts' sister and secretary.

// clearly, this means Roberts' knees have callouses like pancakes, and the miles of cock he's chugged could blanket Rhode Island
2013-03-25 08:45:29 AM  
1 votes:

overfienduglar: Any guess on how much Thomas is selling his ruling for?


I believe the asking price is, "What Scalia says."
2013-03-25 08:40:46 AM  
1 votes:

xanadian: On one hand, it's not a justice's job to be populist. They're supposed to weigh the elements of the case and make a decision based off of their interpretation of the Constitution


Aren't we a government of the people, by the people and for the people?   If the prevailing sentiments of the people change shouldn't the courts reflect the change?


Also, shouldn't phrases like "equal protection" apply to gays?
2013-03-25 08:37:49 AM  
1 votes:
There's a joke about Scalia in here somewhere, but I'll be damned if I know what it is

images.politico.com
This is usually the joke fluttering about justice Scalia.
2013-03-25 08:28:57 AM  
1 votes:

xanadian: On the other hand, only a brain-dead monkey wouldn't see that Prop 8 tramples on people's 1st and 14th amendment rights. What's funny is the NOM people are claiming that gay marriage tramples on THEIR "freedom of religion" rights. Well, what about everyone ELSE'S rights?


right, Scalia.

but seriously, I never understood why those who demand gay marriage banned because it's affront to their Jesus, don't understand that they're demands are an affront to real Jesus and decent humanity
2013-03-25 08:25:21 AM  
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: hinten: Thank you Judge Roberts for pre-announcing how the Supreme Court will rule on this case.

How, exactly, did he announce anything....?


His mere proximity to gay will sway his legal reasoning.
2013-03-25 08:07:35 AM  
1 votes:
"Scalia"

that's the joke
 
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