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(JSOnline)   Undocumented immigrant uses video game account to gain citizenship. This is not a repeat from The Last Starfighter   (jsonline.com) divider line 23
    More: Spiffy, Sheboygan, Wisconsin, U.S., connectedness  
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12971 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Mar 2013 at 9:27 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-25 11:51:49 AM
6 votes:
"What do we do?!"

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"We die".
2013-03-25 10:15:44 AM
4 votes:
img4.joyreactor.com
2013-03-25 07:56:30 AM
4 votes:
Up to your old Excalibur tricks again, eh, Centauri?
2013-03-25 10:07:21 AM
3 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

strange findings in GIS
2013-03-25 09:34:23 AM
3 votes:
Damn immigrants coming here and taking our high scores.
2013-03-25 11:33:51 AM
2 votes:
Should I put my tongue in your ear now?
2013-03-25 03:30:01 PM
1 votes:
Things have changed a lot since the 1980s.
s22.postimg.org
2013-03-25 01:43:24 PM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: So his family is going to be sent back now that we know where they are, right?


I wish.  He IS technically an adult on his own and we don't need any unscrupulous types like his parents adding to the pile.  They can perhaps use the skill sets acquired here and help rebuild the economy of their home country.

In other news, the Dems have secured their position for the next four or five presidencies until Greece is bailing us out of failed factories to build iPhones for the Chinese.  So we got that going for us...
2013-03-25 11:32:49 AM
1 votes:
Submitter, you're either a troll or retarded for linking this bleeding-heart screed. How exactly is this "Spiffy"? That a foreign scofflaw whose family never gave a single damn about this country until all the money appeared here from the efforts of MY ancestors is finding a way to game the system and undermine the principles by which we've built this country into the world's greatest force? Hey I know: to express my disdain, I'll take a crap all over your sidewalk and lawn - but wait, you'll have an illegal hispanic landscaper there in an hour, won't you - and that's the whole point, isn't it? To import a new lower class, with lower expectations, so you and your ilk can continue taking advantage of them because the lower-middle class in America got just a bit too smart during the 90's, didn't they, and now you're out of people to oppress. What a perverse way to rape your own country. Screw you pal, you should just move to Mexico if you love them so f*cking much.
2013-03-25 11:27:30 AM
1 votes:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: KimNorth: Real Women Drink Akvavit: rkiller1: Dr Dreidel: Well, without the fear of deportation, he found 2 - TWO! - jobs (which means more tax revenue for Uncle Samchez) and bought a car (sales tax, plus licensure and registration), and now he has no time to play video games.

Reading (TFA) is fun(damental)!

My maths say a primary and seconadary education in the cheese state is around $5,000 per year, so 12 years x $5000 = $60,000.  I wonder if his family paid that much in taxes?  If they did, he can stay.

Since undocumented workers do not file tax returns to get their moneys back as that will lead to the whole "fake SS#/Green card" (if any) outing of said worker, they just may have paid for his edumacation, and then some. One of the first steps to legal residency for such types (after the hiring of the lawyer) is to file a tax return, which I assume is terrifying.

An illegal can file taxes, illegal immigrants are given an Individual Taxpayer Identification Number (ITIN).This year year millions of illegal immigrants will once again rake in billions of dollars  Did you know that illegal immigrants all over the United States are using a massive scam to receive tax refunds from the federal government that are often in excess of $10,000? It is estimated that 2 million illegal immigrants are filing fraudulent tax returns each year and that they are pulling in more than 4 billion dollars in tax refunds every year that they are not entitled to. They are doing this by abusing the additional child tax credit and the IRS knows all about it and yet they refuse to do anything to stop it.

I don't know whose derp you just C&P'd, but the ITIN is not given to undocumented aliens. It's given in lieu of a social security number for resident aliens who are here legally under various programs. The only way someone would have one and not be legally able to work in the US is if it was expired or stolen. They must be renewed every two years (IIRC), so I call BS on anyone ...


Sovereignty, How does it work?
2013-03-25 10:53:42 AM
1 votes:

Joe Blowme: So if my parents rob a bank when im little i get to keep all the ill-gotten gains right? After all it wasnt my fault and you cant take anything away.


If your husband robs a pension fund blind and dies in between trial (where he's found guilty) and sentencing, you get to keep all the stuff he stole, so...maybe?
2013-03-25 10:07:01 AM
1 votes:
fc00.deviantart.net
2013-03-25 09:59:04 AM
1 votes:
www.profilebrand.com

tellmewhereonearth.com
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2013-03-25 09:54:48 AM
1 votes:
It's so nice to see that people can be rewarded for breaking the law...Good job Mr. Munoz...
2013-03-25 09:51:16 AM
1 votes:
"undocumented"  -  oh geesh, not this garbage again.

That is like saying a thief is an "undocumented owner"
2013-03-25 09:51:04 AM
1 votes:

Dr Dreidel: Reading (TFA) is fun(damental)!


thefivecount.com

I ain't got time to read.
2013-03-25 09:50:08 AM
1 votes:
Terrific. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax.
2013-03-25 09:44:56 AM
1 votes:
Back to sleep, Lewis, or I'm telling Mom about your Playboys.
2013-03-25 09:39:56 AM
1 votes:
CSB/ When I was really little I used to play video games hoping that what happened in The Last Starfighter would happen to me. All I wanted was to do the Death Blossom maneuver once. Just once. /CSB out

Wonder why no one has made an updated video game version of The Last Starfight where you can do the Death Bloom maneuver. I would play the begezus out of that game.
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-03-25 09:37:29 AM
1 votes:
What do we do now?

morbius.unblog.fr

We die...
2013-03-25 09:32:30 AM
1 votes:
If only he'd gotten here a year earlier, he'd have been fine. Sounds like his fault, to me.
2013-03-25 09:32:18 AM
1 votes:
Muñoz now has a driver's license. He bought a car. He went out and found not one, but two jobs. He works at a factory and on his days off works at a restaurant. "I work seven days a week, but that's OK because I'm saving money to go to school and help my family," he said.

i13.photobucket.com
2013-03-25 09:30:58 AM
1 votes:
So he's here, and his Beta Unit is back in his home country not being loud
 
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