bluorangefyre: I call shenanagains. My oldest daughter has a lot of her grandpa's mannerisms, right on down to a hatred of medical probes being attached to her. It was literally the ONLY moment I got to share with my dad over his first-born granddaughter, who was very much alive when she was born and was the last day of good health he had; he quickly got sick and died three weeks later.Call me crazy, but re-incarnation requires the person being re-incarnated to be dead first./not saying I don't believe in it, I can recall being in the Middle East or some place hot with sand and rocks//I just don't think a kid can remember a past life at that age
gadian: When I was little I used to tell my mother stories about my house in Ireland. Right down to an address and a description of the place and flowers in the road. She says that she once asked me how I can to be a little girl with her & says that I told her about how I shot myself and what the gun tasted like. Kids have exciting imaginations.
untaken_name: You were not re-incarnated. You will not be re-incarnated. There is no such thing. Please stop promulgating children's fairy tales.
stuhayes2010: Oskar Matzarath desperately sought./obscure
ArkAngel: I can see this as terribly scarring to a kid that young. You want to indoctrinate people with this bull to make money, go with adults.
xanadian: This reminds me. I really should find a new dealer from whom I can buy some pot.
AqueousBoy: When my fiancee died a few years ago, her family decided the best thing to do, aside from going crazy, was to take a life regression class to get in touch with their spirituality and find her in the afterlife. Her dad saw images of his past life as a pharaoh in Egypt. Of course, my fiancee had been obsessed with ancient Egypt. But man, if reincarnation were real, what a step down - to go from a pharaoh to a podunk middle school teacher with a tenuous grasp on reality./then I married an Egyptian//coincidence???
TheGreatGazoo: My three year old daughter hates the same foods that one of her great grandmothers hated. I guess we better sign her up./Still a better show that Honey Boo Boo
czetie: One thing I've never understood about reincarnation woo believers: there are approximately 7 billion people alive on Earth today, and of those about half have been added just in my lifetime. So where do they think all the extra souls came from? Do they believe that new souls are being manufactured all the time, so some of us have "old" souls and some have "new" souls? Or have there always been 7 billion souls, but in the past you had to wait around between lives for another turn?Or maybe there are actually only about 100,000 souls, and the vast majority of so-called people alive today are empty, soulless husks?Actually, that last theory would explain a great deal about the world.
chatikh: Darwin Christ, all these supposed informational channels like the History Channel or this Bio Channel should stick to actual information. My mother watches these ridiculous ghost shows on one of these channels, and she kind of actually believes in them. It makes me really worry about her.
Real Women Drink Akvavit: xanadian: This reminds me. I really should find a new dealer from whom I can buy some pot.Just go to the doctor and complain about menstrual cramping. They'll give you a special card and a list of places to buy.
Old Gnarled Oak: AqueousBoy: When my fiancee died a few years ago, her family decided the best thing to do, aside from going crazy, was to take a life regression class to get in touch with their spirituality and find her in the afterlife. Her dad saw images of his past life as a pharaoh in Egypt. Of course, my fiancee had been obsessed with ancient Egypt. But man, if reincarnation were real, what a step down - to go from a pharaoh to a podunk middle school teacher with a tenuous grasp on reality./then I married an Egyptian//coincidence???Why is it that no one ever decides that they were a low-life scum chicken thief in their past lives?
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