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2013-03-24 08:01:05 PM
Hitler.
 
2013-03-24 08:01:23 PM
Slow-cook DIT?
 
2013-03-24 08:01:28 PM
One of the things about living la vida batchelor and not having home attachments is that people ask you to house-sit. Take care of the plants, the cats, etcetera.

I don't mind this, because most of the people who would ask this of me have pretty well-stocked pantries. Woo Hoo!

So mom asked me to housesit while she was on vacation, and after I caught up on my sleep after dropping her and her best friend off at 4:00am, I started thinking about dinner. I found some chicken drumsticks, and some garlic bulbs, and thought... "Hmm... I could roast them both together! Maybe pour the chicken grease over some rice, that's always good"

There is no rice to be found.

I am astonished.
 
2013-03-24 08:02:29 PM
I've got clouds in my coffee

Clouds in my coffee
 
2013-03-24 08:02:38 PM
Lurker people problems.
 
2013-03-24 08:03:05 PM
I don't know what to say. I really dont.
 
2013-03-24 08:03:06 PM
This was the worst thread I have ever seen.

Also, stop being a freeloader. I housesit all of the time. I always go grocery shopping before.
 
2013-03-24 08:03:07 PM
You sound ... easily astonished.
 
2013-03-24 08:03:59 PM
Come to my place.  I usually have at least 3 different kinds of rice on hand.
 
2013-03-24 08:04:44 PM
rappy:

This was the worst thread I have ever seen.

Also, stop being a freeloader. I housesit all of the time. I always go grocery shopping before.


Huh... Me, I go shopping right before they come back so they're well stocked.
 
2013-03-24 08:05:00 PM
It could be worse, my mother kept Rice-A-Roni in her pantry.
 
2013-03-24 08:05:03 PM
jesus h f*cking christ.
 
2013-03-24 08:05:23 PM
The only reason I currently have rice is that I got it to feed my sick dog.
 
2013-03-24 08:05:26 PM
How did she go about asking? Did she holler down the basement stairs?
 
2013-03-24 08:05:36 PM
F*CKING LURKERS.
 
2013-03-24 08:07:15 PM
AND WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRPLANE FOOD?
 
2013-03-24 08:07:33 PM
Are you actually TRYING to bore us to death?
 
2013-03-24 08:07:37 PM
I dont have rice. Want to house sit for me? I could use a few days off. I dont have any chicken either.
 
2013-03-24 08:08:06 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-24 08:08:33 PM
I don't know what is most annoying about that story.
I think I will go with the use of "la vida bachelor".
 
2013-03-24 08:08:44 PM
Hey, subby.  Do you carry condoms in your wallet too?
 
2013-03-24 08:08:50 PM
Are you a rice elitist or is that minute rice stuff acceptable?
 
2013-03-24 08:09:20 PM
I actually think we should vote this up in the hopes of a green. I mean, f*ck it, it' Sunday night.
 
2013-03-24 08:09:23 PM
WHO SPELLS IT OUT? IT'S ETC.
 
2013-03-24 08:09:26 PM
Whatever, man, I'm with subby.  People that don't keep some rice on hand need jebus.
 
2013-03-24 08:09:44 PM
No rice? WHITE PEOPLE PROBREMS.

/going to a very special hell for that one...
 
2013-03-24 08:09:55 PM
Tough crowd... Jeez. TotalFark has become much more intellectual since my time here evidently.

Wait... no, it's just more whiney.
 
2013-03-24 08:11:01 PM

maxheck: Tough crowd... Jeez. TotalFark has become much more intellectual since my time here evidently.

Wait... no, it's just more whiney.


We have this problem with names we don't recognize.

And with stupid stories.
 
2013-03-24 08:11:27 PM
i1057.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-24 08:11:36 PM
I don't eat rice very often.  It's calorie dense and not very nutritious.
 
2013-03-24 08:11:44 PM
Really? You thought we would assail you with kittens and unicorn pooping rainbows?
 
2013-03-24 08:11:51 PM

maxheck: Wait... no, it's just more whiney.


See now if you complained about an empty liquor cabinet we would totes would have your back.
 
2013-03-24 08:12:07 PM

maxheck: Tough crowd... Jeez. TotalFark has become much more intellectual since my time here evidently.

Wait... no, it's just more whiney.


I think I have some salve for that sore butt.
 
2013-03-24 08:12:22 PM

maxheck: Tough crowd... Jeez. TotalFark has become much more intellectual since my time here evidently.

Wait... no, it's just more whiney.


End of Lent, theyre crankypants.
 
2013-03-24 08:12:29 PM

Ceteris Paribus says: I don't eat rice very often.  It's calorie dense and not very nutritious.


Yea, but it's cheap and easy to make, and pretty much EVERYTHING goes with it.
 
2013-03-24 08:12:57 PM
I have a half opened box of Uncle Ben's Perverted rice.
 
2013-03-24 08:13:12 PM

KingoftheCheese: Are you a rice elitist or is that minute rice stuff acceptable?


That's ricist.
 
2013-03-24 08:13:59 PM

generalDisdain: Really? You thought we would assail you with kittens and unicorn pooping rainbows?


Rainbows can poop unicorns now? Fark me, I need a stronger umbrella.
 
2013-03-24 08:14:01 PM

stainedglassdoll: Ceteris Paribus says: I don't eat rice very often.  It's calorie dense and not very nutritious.

Yea, but it's cheap and easy to make, and pretty much EVERYTHING goes with it.


That's all true. But I'm like a zombie who can never get enough graiiiiiiiins
 
2013-03-24 08:14:02 PM
 
2013-03-24 08:14:02 PM
Come on, vote it up!
 
2013-03-24 08:14:05 PM
The answer to the question in your headline is
YOUR MOM
 
2013-03-24 08:14:07 PM

maxheck: Wait... no, it's just more whiney.


... I mean, you don't see any irony here at all?
 
2013-03-24 08:14:13 PM

stainedglassdoll: Ceteris Paribus says: I don't eat rice very often.  It's calorie dense and not very nutritious.

Yea, but it's cheap and easy to make, and pretty much EVERYTHING goes with it.


So are instant mashed potatoes and instant scalloped potatoes.
 
2013-03-24 08:14:13 PM

feckingmorons: I have a half opened box of Uncle Ben's Perverted rice.


Did you stop opening it when you noticed its perversion?
 
2013-03-24 08:14:47 PM
what about potatoes? you could make roast potatoes instead
 
2013-03-24 08:15:12 PM

EviLincoln: Come on, vote it up!


YEAH B*TCHES. VOTE.
 
2013-03-24 08:15:24 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-03-24 08:15:24 PM

Purelilac: generalDisdain: Really? You thought we would assail you with kittens and unicorn pooping rainbows?

Rainbows can poop unicorns now? Fark me, I need a stronger umbrella.


I decided upon previewing that I preferred to remove the plural of unicorn to keep the ambiguity.
 
2013-03-24 08:15:27 PM

generalDisdain: The answer to the question in your headline is
YOUR MOM


lol
 
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