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(Kotaku)   Farkette gets Kotaku's cosplay spotlight at PAX East for having a high upkeep cost   (kotaku.com ) divider line
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15091 clicks; posted to Geek » on 24 Mar 2013 at 9:11 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-24 09:19:28 PM  
24 votes:
I'd tap that.
2013-03-24 09:22:57 PM  
4 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Very nice.  It would look better on the floor


I agree.  It would be way to difficult to play with those cards other wise.  Of course the ones on the helmet are a loss.
2013-03-24 11:28:42 PM  
3 votes:

worlddan: Good job Amy. I respect creativity and ingenuity where ever it is found.


WHAT IN THE BLUE FARK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!??????!!!!!

Get with the program and reduce her to a sex object by talking about how you'd like to penis her vagina like everyone else is doing.
2013-03-24 09:23:35 PM  
3 votes:
hmm.  I've probably insulted her in the past.
2013-03-25 09:10:06 AM  
2 votes:

Tommy Moo: Hagbardr: I'd tap that.

dehehn: I'd destroy her creatures like the wrath of an angry god.

Er wait...

RatMaster999: Very pretty.

I'd twiddle her if she'd let me.

I'd start a conversation with her about her opinions on gaming culture, and if we clicked, possibly respectfully ask her for her phone number with the intention of engaging in a social repartee at a future venue.

Am I doing it wrong?


Jesus Christ, you're a sick pervert.
2013-03-25 01:39:24 AM  
2 votes:
www2.macleans.ca
2013-03-25 01:08:27 AM  
2 votes:
Is there a summon Bevets card on the outfit?
2013-03-24 10:07:13 PM  
2 votes:
That's a clever idea and she's pretty.

I saw a dude cosplayer at this one con, though, he actually went on a fancy diet and hired a personal trainer to resemble his WoW character. Came out more ripped than a ticket, but still all gamer-pale with that sweet indie-boy face. I'd like some PvP with that, know'm sayin'? Bro had a sweeter ass than three Pride parades and bigger junk than sweeps week on 'Hoarders.'

/cosplay perving is FUN! I had no idea!
2013-03-24 09:52:16 PM  
2 votes:

neuroflare: neuroflare: if there was an original Black Lotus that got maimed, maybe. Other than that i don't really think so, The things have been around like 30 years or some shiat

Also a good chuck of the breastplate was land which is cheap as dirt. And I bet most of the ones that are card backing is land.

/pun intended


So, "Huge...tracts of land", then?
2013-03-24 09:29:39 PM  
2 votes:
On one hand, you really have to admire the amount of work that had to go in to such a task.

On the other hand, keep this card mutilating biatch the fark away from my decks
2013-03-25 01:22:03 PM  
1 vote:
Aaaand I just spent all my white mana...
2013-03-25 12:37:37 PM  
1 vote:
800 cards. Strip poker is gonna take awhile. Better grab a Snickers.
2013-03-25 10:39:02 AM  
1 vote:

Parthenogenetic: God-is-a-Taco: More great video game journalism from Kotaku (featured partner).
Let us all bask Kotaku (featured partner), just one of the great websites brought to us by the Gawker network (featured partner).


HATERS GONNA HATE

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didn't even make it to my bunk and now my carpet needs cleaned. Thanks a bunch.
2013-03-25 08:23:00 AM  
1 vote:
More great video game journalism from Kotaku (featured partner).
Let us all bask Kotaku (featured partner), just one of the great websites brought to us by the Gawker network (featured partner).
2013-03-25 08:14:20 AM  
1 vote:

ZeroCorpse: Yeah, it's creative. Lots of the guys' outfits are, too... But they don't get an article because, y'know, tits.


pjmedia.com
2013-03-25 08:09:27 AM  
1 vote:

Kaybeck: worlddan: Good job Amy. I respect creativity and ingenuity where ever it is found.

WHAT IN THE BLUE FARK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!??????!!!!!

Get with the program and reduce her to a sex object by talking about how you'd like to penis her vagina like everyone else is doing.


Everyone is penising her vagina? She seemed like such a nice girl.
2013-03-25 07:16:46 AM  
1 vote:
Oh, come on. Not a single Bone Flute joke? You guys are slipping.
2013-03-25 12:29:13 AM  
1 vote:
Playing card dress. We've seen it before. Just because the cards are nerd playing cards doesn't mean it's new. But hey, she's a pretty girl at a con, so we'd better write an article about her.

Yeah, it's creative. Lots of the guys' outfits are, too... But they don't get an article because, y'know, tits.
2013-03-25 12:19:54 AM  
1 vote:
"You got these shoulder things going on here too"

Really guy? Really? They're called spaulders. Worst nerd ever.
2013-03-24 11:25:52 PM  
1 vote:

Hector Remarkable: Fascinating. And this leads to the reproducing of the species?


Either that, or sperm holocaust into dollar-store kleenex.
2013-03-24 10:38:26 PM  
1 vote:
I had to go into work today and had no idea this convention was going on. On the train back, though, a woman sat down in the seat in front of me and I thought "Wow, if she thinks embroidery all over her blouse and military style epaulets is a good look, she's very wrong." Then her boyfriend sat down next to her with his sword and I realized there must be some sort of convention in town. A Japanese sat down next to me and I spent part of the trip trying to surreptitiously figure out what sex he was . Boy George hat, dyed blond hair and sideburns--must be a boy. Sliver rings on every finger and carrying a large purple teddy bear -- WTF?
2013-03-24 10:13:14 PM  
1 vote:
magiccards.info
2013-03-24 10:09:12 PM  
1 vote:
I'd play my Draw Four card and whisper 'Uno' in her ear anytime...
2013-03-24 09:37:28 PM  
1 vote:

Weaver95: hmm.  I've probably insulted her in the past.


If not, here's your chance.
2013-03-24 09:33:11 PM  
1 vote:

Weaver95: hmm.  I've probably insulted her in the past.


Well yeah. Hate for her to feel left out..
2013-03-24 09:30:09 PM  
1 vote:
www.dorktower.com

In before the inevitable hate
2013-03-24 09:26:30 PM  
1 vote:
I'd destroy her creatures like the wrath of an angry god.

Er wait...
2013-03-24 09:22:18 PM  
1 vote:
Not at all what I was expecting.  Under 500 lbs, for instance.  I'm not accustomed to (non-professional) cosplayers (from America) being attractive and healthy.

I'm not a Magic player, though.  Would one be outraged at the destruction of the cards, or are they all just bottom tier common crap?  I've seen some cards priced ridiculously high, and I can't figure out why they would be worth money to people.  Not saying they SHOULDN'T be worth money, purely ignorance.

Anyway, she's cute & a geek.  Three things that are a rarity together.
 
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