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(Daily Mail)   Look. Up in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane. It's me in dad's Audi   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 52
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2013-03-24 09:45:56 PM
There's a long straight road leading up to the corner this house is on. I wonder what speed he got up to? For the hedge to launch him into the air enough to then go over a BMW and an Audi (already removed in the Mail pics) he must have been going some.
 
2013-03-24 10:35:56 PM
A car wreck involving an Audi and a BMW. Were any maids or butlers hurt?
 
2013-03-24 10:39:48 PM
Subby, you're supposed to add to the headline that the flying-car-hits-house trifecta is in play.
 
2013-03-24 10:41:04 PM
Assholes usually drive it
 
2013-03-24 10:41:07 PM
cdn.theatlanticwire.com
 
2013-03-24 10:45:06 PM
Meanwhile,In Hazzard County
 
2013-03-24 10:47:03 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-24 10:48:44 PM
Damn, that was good one!

Audi is safer than I thought.
 
2013-03-24 10:49:30 PM
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Impressive, sir!
 
2013-03-24 10:49:41 PM
Car into/onto house trifecta in play?
 
2013-03-24 10:53:00 PM
The Weaslys have really moved up from the flying Anglia.
 
2013-03-24 10:53:54 PM
Good bye, blue sky.....goodbye
 
2013-03-24 10:54:35 PM
There's got to be a "three car garage" joke in here somewhere but I'm struggling.
 
2013-03-24 10:57:28 PM

ImpendingCynic: Subby, you're supposed to add to the headline that the flying-car-hits-house trifecta is in play.


Wasn't a pic of this one posted in one of the earlier threads?
 
2013-03-24 10:58:06 PM

ImpendingCynic: There's got to be a "three car garage" joke in here somewhere but I'm struggling.


Thats funny, we parked three in your moms garage and she didnt struggle at all
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-03-24 11:00:40 PM
How to make an Audi and Inny
 
2013-03-24 11:01:22 PM
Those Audi clutches are sometimes a bit spring loaded, but still....
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-03-24 11:02:06 PM

Phineas: ImpendingCynic: There's got to be a "three car garage" joke in here somewhere but I'm struggling.

Thats funny, we parked three in your moms garage and she didnt struggle at all


That's because she has the Cave-O-CawkTM
 
rpm
2013-03-24 11:02:22 PM
The driver also clipped an Audi estate car and BMW estate parked near the house on Long Meadow Walk. A bystander said the Audi estate had a baby seat in the front.

This is relevant why?
 
2013-03-24 11:02:58 PM

robertus: [cdn.theatlanticwire.com image 614x383]


Nice.
 
2013-03-24 11:05:14 PM
Yeah, MK1 TTs can take quite the hit.
 
2013-03-24 11:07:30 PM
Kiss any prom queens, son?
 
2013-03-24 11:07:40 PM

rpm: The driver also clipped an Audi estate car and BMW estate parked near the house on Long Meadow Walk. A bystander said the Audi estate had a baby seat in the front.

This is relevant why?


Because there MIGHT have been a BABY in the car at some point in time, meaning there was some infinitesimal chance that the BABY could have been in there! WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!
 
2013-03-24 11:09:54 PM
Here's a pic taken before removal of the other two cars.

dl.dropbox.com
 
2013-03-24 11:23:07 PM
Could have been worse. Could have been your dad's porsche in lake michigan that forced you to turn your house into a brothel to pay for the repairs.

Who's the U-boat commander?.jpg
 
2013-03-24 11:25:22 PM
Wow, that's going to be one very unhappy insurance company
 
2013-03-24 11:31:40 PM
What's the yellow/blue box up on the brick near the top in the pics from the article?
 
2013-03-24 11:39:58 PM

crack-fiend: What's the yellow/blue box up on the brick near the top in the pics from the article?


Just the car magnet
 
2013-03-24 11:43:30 PM
Wrecked a house, two Audis and a BMW.  Someone's insurance company isn't going to be happy...
 
2013-03-24 11:44:19 PM
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2013-03-24 11:45:14 PM
A TT? More like his mom's car, amirite?
 
2013-03-24 11:46:55 PM
Wouldn't say Audi TT's are safer than let's say a BMW.  Especially when the Audi landed on two of them to help decelerate the car.   What a horrible little wanker that did that.

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2013-03-24 11:51:30 PM
LOL, women drivers. What's that? The driver has a penis? Are you sure? (clicks story)

Er ... he probably had to swerve to avoid a woman driver. Yeah, that's it.
 
2013-03-24 11:55:10 PM

lilbordr: Yeah, MK1 TTs can take quite the hit.


Yes, they can. But the TT in TFA is a Mk II.

THIS is a MK I TT taking a hit.
 
2013-03-25 12:02:38 AM
Had he crashed into an American suburbian house, he'd have been bowling for inhabitants, too.  Here he only played car checkers.

/"King me."
 
2013-03-25 12:06:16 AM
man what a ride, a righteous ride.

Hope he pulls through.
 
2013-03-25 12:13:27 AM
I do feel sorry for whomever owns the home. I'm no engineer, but I'm guessing smacking headlong into the corner of the house is worse for the house than if it were straight through a wall.

And thanks to whomever made the Ferris Bueller reference. The judges would have also accepted the sky-falling Nazis from The Blues Brothers.
 
2013-03-25 12:14:52 AM
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Separated at birth?
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2013-03-25 12:15:37 AM
Who's the Luftwaffe pilot?
 
2013-03-25 12:18:37 AM

cmunic8r99: lilbordr: Yeah, MK1 TTs can take quite the hit.

Yes, they can. But the TT in TFA is a Mk II.

THIS is a MK I TT taking a hit.


www.wearysloth.com
 
2013-03-25 12:20:04 AM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-25 01:19:51 AM
Having been in an accident that totalled my Audi A4, I've very impressed how well built those cars are.

/ Miss my old 04 3.0Q, 6 speed.
// Wasn't my fault.
/// Car in lane left of me lost control at 65mph and spun into my B pillar, right behind me. If it was a couple inches forward, might have had serious injuries.
//// Not a single piece of glass broke.
// Not as happy with my 07 A4.
 
2013-03-25 01:29:34 AM

gja: How to make an Audi and Inny


Made me chuckle
 
2013-03-25 03:10:47 AM
The driver has head injuries. The way he was driving they must be from before the crash.
 
2013-03-25 03:12:01 AM

Flint Ironstag: There's a long straight road leading up to the corner this house is on. I wonder what speed he got up to? For the hedge to launch him into the air enough to then go over a BMW and an Audi (already removed in the Mail pics) he must have been going some.


Let's see if this works:

http://goo.gl/maps/bru8S

Yep it does. Click the link for Google street view of the left turning he must have missed,
 
2013-03-25 03:37:43 AM

Mad_Radhu: Wasn't a pic of this one posted in one of the earlier threads?


Yes indeed, by me. Didn't submit it because didn't think mods would greenlight another car-in-house thread so soon. Should have included teacher sex.
 
2013-03-25 03:38:50 AM

rpm: This is relevant why?


Because it suggests there was a baby in the house?
 
2013-03-25 03:40:46 AM

crack-fiend: What's the yellow/blue box up on the brick near the top in the pics from the article?


Burglar alarm. Blue bit is translucent cover for flashing light.
 
2013-03-25 04:29:10 AM
It wasn't his fault. That house must have jumped out in front of him. And it didn't pay road tax either.
 
2013-03-25 06:24:37 AM
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