Sultan Of Herf: rynthetyn: On my list of dream homes if I ever get more money than I know what to do with is an abandoned missile siloWife and I would love one of those as well.
FloydA: Whoever buys this, thinking it will protect them from bombs, zombies, the apocalypse or whatever is going to be really pissed when sea levels rise just a few feet and submerge the whole thing.
doglover: How do you know it's not a ruse to lure you into a trap with poisoned nachos?
Sid_6.7: Flint Ironstag: The first rule of surviving the apocalypse is that nobody knows that you have a shelter stocked with food and supplies. Since everyone in the area will know about this place, and if you buy it and stock up they'll know about you, you won't last a week before the hordes of survivors who haven't got huge supplies of food, water, medicine etc manage to break in and ransack the place.I work for a certain government agency, the acronym of which rhymes with FEMA. There are a frightening number of people I work with who are preppers. You know, people working for the agency meant to prevent that kind of sh*t? Yeah.They love to discuss how they've prepared and where, many of them less than 20 miles from my home. Like you said, maybe they shouldn't be so vocal. Sh*t hits the fan, and I'll just try and hostile take-over the stuff they've told me about in detail.
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