MaxxLarge: (Just a shot I found of my lunchbox online, BTW...That's not my mustard/pee-stain in the corner.)
Flint Ironstag: The first rule of surviving the apocalypse is that nobody knows that you have a shelter stocked with food and supplies. Since everyone in the area will know about this place, and if you buy it and stock up they'll know about you, you won't last a week before the hordes of survivors who haven't got huge supplies of food, water, medicine etc manage to break in and ransack the place.
DigitalCoffee: That thing looks like it would take another $100K, on top of the $500k, just to clean it up and get shiat running again. Probably more than that if there's asbestos in there (which there probably is). Better off saving for a mid-west missile silo instead.
Nutsac_Jim: DigitalCoffee: That thing looks like it would take another $100K, on top of the $500k, just to clean it up and get shiat running again. Probably more than that if there's asbestos in there (which there probably is). Better off saving for a mid-west missile silo instead.Why the hell would you need asbestos in Florida?
ongbok: NathanAllen: New plan, build a fake shelter full of fake supplies and food. When people try to loot it you kill them, take their supplies and eat them.Eat the people or their supplies? You gotta to specify because if it is one of those then I'll be like "That's a good plan", but if it is the other I'll be like "Whoa, no no no".
Notabunny: Why not just use one of your trailers? I heard they were safe./trolling
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