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(KLTV Tyler)   Seasons don't fear the reaper. Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain. (M-O-O-N)   (kltv.com) divider line 117
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2013-03-24 07:30:18 PM
Sadly this doesn't seem like it could really spread from person to person. Yes I'm aware that it's kind of sick to hope to see a plauge take out most of the world's population (and I realize I'd most likely die in it) but I've never liked most people and it wouldn't hurt my feelings to see them gone.
 
2013-03-24 07:31:22 PM
How will we know if it is legitimate reaping?
 
2013-03-24 07:32:19 PM

LovingTeacher: ...but I've never liked most people and it wouldn't hurt my feelings to see them gone.


says "LovingTeacher".
 
2013-03-24 07:34:05 PM

Atomic Spunk: LovingTeacher: ...but I've never liked most people and it wouldn't hurt my feelings to see them gone.

says "LovingTeacher".


...says "Atomic Spunk"

WOOHOO!
 
2013-03-24 07:36:15 PM

duenor: I am ready for the viral outbreak.

[www.geekologie.com image 450x330]


is it wrong of me to admit that that pic got me a little damp betwixt my nethers?

Not the guns, the sweet-ass computer set up.
 
2013-03-24 07:36:31 PM
Kibbler:

says "LovingTeacher".

...says "Atomic Spunk"

WOOHOO!


Haiku o'clock?
 
2013-03-24 07:38:04 PM
And here I always thought it was "Sissy, don't fear the reaper."
 
2013-03-24 07:40:46 PM

digitalrain: duenor: I am ready for the viral outbreak.

[www.geekologie.com image 450x330]

is it wrong of me to admit that that pic got me a little damp betwixt my nethers?

Not the guns, the sweet-ass computer set up.


I am taking applications for my doomsday vault. Please send $500 in unmarked $20 bills, each from a different year, along with a full set of nude pictures demonstrating reproductive fitness to the following address:


101 End of the World Highway

Attn: Vault Keeper

Mojave Desert, CA


Pending successful evaluation of your application, you will be contacted for a physical and interview

 
2013-03-24 07:45:31 PM

Larry Mahnken: vicejay: Larry Mahnken: Let's just keep re-posting this.

She's hot, but that's essentially a rape scene, yo

She wasn't actually raped.

Things on the TV aren't necessarily real.



The fictional character being portrayed was being raped in this scene.

Yes, we all know the difference between fiction and reality, but the scene in the film is a rape scene.
 
2013-03-24 07:45:47 PM
Next year's Worldwide Fark Party to be held in Vegas.
 
2013-03-24 07:45:50 PM
Hey Atomic Spunk (sorry I can't quote you back, phone browser sucks) maybe I chose my name cause I'm 14 and getting some sweet 35 year old English teacher lovin' or maybe just for the creepiness factor, you never really know on the internet (nobody knows your a dog on the internet.jpg)
 
2013-03-24 07:49:39 PM

LovingTeacher: Hey Atomic Spunk (sorry I can't quote you back, phone browser sucks) maybe I chose my name cause I'm 14 and getting some sweet 35 year old English teacher lovin' or maybe just for the creepiness factor, you never really know on the internet (nobody knows your a dog on the internet.jpg)


Rrrrr, woof woof! Errr, I mean you're right. I totally get what you're saying.
 
2013-03-24 07:50:50 PM
This thread needs moar cowbell
 
2013-03-24 07:57:01 PM

ravenlore: Larry Mahnken: vicejay: Larry Mahnken: Let's just keep re-posting this.

She's hot, but that's essentially a rape scene, yo

She wasn't actually raped.

Things on the TV aren't necessarily real.


The fictional character being portrayed was being raped in this scene.

Yes, we all know the difference between fiction and reality, but the scene in the film is a rape scene.


how did we get here? BOOBIES.
 
2013-03-24 07:57:57 PM
www.3drealms.com
 
2013-03-24 08:02:02 PM
A similar incident in 2003 led to one of my all-time favorite scientific journal article titles: "Destroying the Life and Career of a Valued Physician-Scientist Who Tried to Protect Us from Plague: Was It Really Necessary?" (http://www.fas.org/butler/cid060105.pdf ).

(After Butler reported some "missing vials" of bacteria that cause bubonic plague, he was interrogated thoroughly by the FBI, signed a statement saying that maybe he accidentally destroyed the vials, and then was arrested and charged with lying to the FBI about the vials being missing in the first place. Very confusing. He was convicted of a bunch of charges that amounted to minor bookkeeping problems. )
 
2013-03-24 08:04:36 PM
I remember working at UTMB when that building was coming up... Never thought it was the most genius of ideas to build a BL4 lab in the center of a large hospital complex in a fairly populated area (moreso in the summer).

/Worked on the top floor of the children's hospital there for a while
//The BL4 building was directly across from it
///I'm sure the kids there are sleeping soundly tonight
 
2013-03-24 08:07:25 PM

Lionel Mandrake: dugitman: Those guys had the best album covers.

[www.progarchives.com image 488x484]

Dude...swear to god...that is one of the earliest albums (yes, vinyl) that I ever bought with my meager allowance...and it was in no small part due to the cover art.

BOC was the first "real" concert I saw, too...


Nods head, passes bowl, flames Bic lighter.
 
2013-03-24 08:13:38 PM

tentaculistic: So... Its vector is Venezuelan rats, but not US rats? Does that sound incredibly unlikely to anyone else?


Venezuelan rat-family Cricetidae genus  Neusticomys

North american brown rat-family Muridae Genus rattus

not that unlikely when they're two different species.
It's like saying a house cat is a lion.
 
2013-03-24 08:13:39 PM
 
2013-03-24 08:17:11 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
Don't fear the Leaper.
 
2013-03-24 08:18:40 PM

Snapper Carr: [img577.imageshack.us image 760x570]

M-O-O-N. That spells boobies.


I heard once that in terms of fan mail her breasts were the most popular cast members of  Just Shoot Me. People would actually write fan letters to her breasts.
 
2013-03-24 08:21:01 PM
onepagewonder.com
Seriously, no Omega Man?
 
2013-03-24 08:21:17 PM
The center does not hold.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-03-24 08:23:32 PM

Larry Mahnken: [img577.imageshack.us image 760x570]

Let's just keep re-posting this.


mlkshk.com
 
2013-03-24 08:24:54 PM
History shows again and again how Nature points out the folly of men.
 
2013-03-24 08:25:04 PM
Don't fear the Beaker.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-24 08:25:47 PM

ph0rk: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x500]


Glad I scrolled through the thread. I was about to post that very pic.
 
2013-03-24 08:39:50 PM
Don't fear the Reaver?

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-24 08:40:46 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

Don't fear the freeper
 
2013-03-24 08:42:25 PM

Devolving_Spud: How will we know if it is legitimate reaping?


If it's not reap reap, the earth has ways to just shut that whole thing down.
 
2013-03-24 08:51:57 PM
fridrikkjartansson.com
Don't fear the peeper....
 
2013-03-24 09:05:17 PM
hardinparamedic:

Huh. So Venezeula has something just as shiatty as Chavez Was:

The Guanarito Virus is also known as Venezuelan Hemorrhagic Fever.

The stuff seems to be spread like Hantavirus is, but it's not Captain Trips. Person to Person transmission is "unlikely", and taking droplet isolation precautions can protect responders and healthcare workers.


Uh yeah when you know to look out for it.  Like the Wikipedia says, it's "spread mostly by inhalation of aerosolized droplets of saliva, respiratory secretions, urine, or blood" -- note how easily sneezing & coughing on a crowded bus or shaking hands with someone who just blew his nose can spread colds or flu. You could for example swap infectious goop on doorknobs or mix some with water and mist people in the face. And what about infecting food with it, like at a salad bar? (I'M SPEAKING HYPOTHETICALLY, O HOMELAND SECURITATE, NOT GIVING ORDERS.) Or it could become epidemic among, or worse endemic to, our domestic rodents, to mutate or recombine and find new ways to spread.

To cut & paste from Wikipedia:

"Because the virus is contracted by aerosol dissemination, concern arose
shortly after the first cases emerged in 1989 due to fear of biological
warfare. Potential biological terrorism agents were identified and
categorized in 1999 by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
(CDC) as part of the Congressional initiative to further response
capabilities to biological weapons [4] . Arenaviruses causing
hemorrhagic fevers, along with a genus of virus called filoviruses, were
categorized in Category A; these are pathogens with the highest
potential impact on public health safety.

A notable event in the timeline of this virus' scientific knowledge was
the unexplained disappearance of a vial of the virus at the University
of Texas Medical Branch Galveston National Laboratory, announced 2013
March 24.[5]"

I'm not saying  "Everybody panic!" but this stuff is literally deadly and does not belong in the American wild. Unless of course you mean to, oh, lower the price of Manhattan real estate.
 
2013-03-24 09:15:13 PM
 
2013-03-24 09:17:20 PM
www.macmeisters.com

The so-called SuperFlu does not exist!

/Creepy that I was listening to that song just as I read the headline
 
2013-03-24 09:22:06 PM
www.trekp.com
 
2013-03-24 10:18:27 PM

Atomic Spunk: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 309x200]
Don't fear the Roper


"I heard that"
www.giantfreakinrobot.com
 
2013-03-24 10:24:57 PM
ginsbergsgirl75.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-24 10:25:38 PM
Don't fear the tweaker...

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-24 10:29:35 PM
www.imagesofasia.com
Don't Fear The Sweeper
 
2013-03-24 10:30:40 PM

Larry Mahnken: vicejay: Larry Mahnken: Let's just keep re-posting this.

She's hot, but that's essentially a rape scene, yo

She wasn't actually raped.

Things on the TV aren't necessarily real.


She could still use a bag on her head.
 
m00
2013-03-24 10:42:21 PM
is this reap, or "reap reap"
 
2013-03-24 10:48:45 PM

Lionel Mandrake: show me: [www.socialmediaexplorer.com image 580x387]
/Let's have an all picture thread.

no


socialeyezer.com
FTFY
 
2013-03-24 10:51:43 PM

YoOjo: I met a woman in London, back when I worked in a small record store there, she was a bit spacey and wild-eyed. We got talking about BOC and her voice dropped to a whisper to say "there's something you need to know about that band, nobody knows this, not the media, the government, not even the band know about it."
She then said she couldn't tell me about it.


Be grateful.  She didn't want to have to kill you.
 
2013-03-24 11:06:57 PM

Devolving_Spud: [www.kirrilywhatman.com image 480x264]


It's a Mr. Grimm.....
 
2013-03-24 11:11:32 PM

ciberido: Devolving_Spud: [www.kirrilywhatman.com image 480x264]

It's a Mr. Grimm.....


Not surprising in this weather!
 
2013-03-24 11:46:13 PM
97 comments till Campion?
www.cinemorgue2.com
 
2013-03-25 01:03:46 AM

Chevello: YoOjo: I met a woman in London, back when I worked in a small record store there, she was a bit spacey and wild-eyed. We got talking about BOC and her voice dropped to a whisper to say "there's something you need to know about that band, nobody knows this, not the media, the government, not even the band know about it."
She then said she couldn't tell me about it.

/CAPTAIN TRIPZZZZ!!!!

So what was it?


She probably couldn't tell him because she forgot.

/stoner/
 
2013-03-25 01:16:27 AM

duenor: I am ready for the viral outbreak.

[www.geekologie.com image 450x330]


So... what are your thoughts on gun control? ;()
 
2013-03-25 01:35:17 AM

kazikian: duenor: I am ready for the viral outbreak.

[www.geekologie.com image 450x330]

So... what are your thoughts on gun control? ;()


Aim small, miss small.

/stupid line that doesn't make much sense, but it sounds good for times like this
 
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