LovingTeacher: Is a rag with ether OK? Because if they both are I know where I'm looking for my next job.
Satanic_Hamster: It's Florida; if he had been wearing a hoodie she could have shot him.
hardinparamedic: On the other hand, it is legally defensible for that woman to taze your ass if you're chasing her for no apparent reason.Ladies, a Taser X-29 (The kind the police carry) is 299 bucks, doesn't require a CCW permit, and is fun to use.
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