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(Orlando Sentinel)   For the record, it's not a crime to jump out of a van in Florida and chase after a woman who is jogging   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 56
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2013-03-24 03:01:29 PM
How else are we supposed to git our wimmins? Man's gotta have wimmins.

mmmm, wimmins
 
2013-03-24 04:20:53 PM
She wouldn't get in for the candy

/what else you gonna do?
 
2013-03-24 04:42:25 PM
You're allowed to chase them, so long as you don't catch them?
 
2013-03-24 04:58:10 PM
gym-creeps.com
 
2013-03-24 05:46:30 PM
Annnnndd every attempted rapist in Florida now has an excuse he can use.
 
2013-03-24 05:48:06 PM
Like sweaty taco much? I'd wait til she comes out of the shower to hand her a rose and a towel.
 
2013-03-24 05:49:10 PM
FTA:  "...the men wanted to meet her and used a misguided way of going about it."

I too need guidance in this department.  Anyone wanna share lessons?
 
2013-03-24 05:53:54 PM
On the other hand, it is legally defensible for that woman to taze your ass if you're chasing her for no apparent reason.

Ladies, a Taser X-29 (The kind the police carry) is 299 bucks, doesn't require a CCW permit, and is fun to use.
 
2013-03-24 05:55:08 PM

hardinparamedic: On the other hand, it is legally defensible for that woman to taze your ass if you're chasing her for no apparent reason.

Ladies, a Taser X-29 (The kind the police carry) is 299 bucks, doesn't require a CCW permit, and is fun to use.


It's Florida; if he had been wearing a hoodie she could have shot him.
 
2013-03-24 05:55:38 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: [gym-creeps.com image 500x892]


Damn! She has perfect posture!
/Just need to rotate her 90 degrees.
 
2013-03-24 05:55:57 PM
Hmmm.i would call jumping out of a van and chasing a woman who you don't know, and scaring the shiat out of her WOULD be considered not only a crime, but piss poor judgment. Harassment / intimidation, if not assault.

/way to go florida tards. Keep up the good work in the law enforcement community.
 
2013-03-24 05:56:20 PM

Satanic_Hamster: hardinparamedic: On the other hand, it is legally defensible for that woman to taze your ass if you're chasing her for no apparent reason.

Ladies, a Taser X-29 (The kind the police carry) is 299 bucks, doesn't require a CCW permit, and is fun to use.

It's Florida; if he had been wearing a hoodie she could have shot him.


Especially if he'd been banging her head into the pavement at the time...
 
2013-03-24 05:56:41 PM

Satanic_Hamster: It's Florida; if he had been wearing a hoodie she could have shot him.


Only if he's wielding a potentially lethal can of Arizona Sweet Tea, however. That's the difference that you have to fear for your life.
 
2013-03-24 05:57:03 PM

catusr: You're allowed to chase them, so long as you don't catch them?


It kind of makes sense.  If you're not doing anything threatening other than running I don't think it's illegal to follow someone.
 
2013-03-24 05:57:52 PM
People! People! Put down the pitchforks! TFA says it was a truck!
 
2013-03-24 05:59:02 PM
Hey come on now, they are just good boys.  They just wanted to introduce themselves and then take her to see their mother.

/Mind you mom is dead and they were going to rape her in mom's bedroom.
// With dead mom still in the room.
///They're good boys I tell you.
 
2013-03-24 06:04:44 PM

RickN99: Satanic_Hamster: hardinparamedic: On the other hand, it is legally defensible for that woman to taze your ass if you're chasing her for no apparent reason.

Ladies, a Taser X-29 (The kind the police carry) is 299 bucks, doesn't require a CCW permit, and is fun to use.

It's Florida; if he had been wearing a hoodie she could have shot him.

Especially if he'd been banging her head into the pavement at the time...


Well, the important part is that being an idiot with a hero complex is not illegal in the United States.

Otherwise, 95% of FARK's Armchair Keyboard Commando division would be in prison. And do you know what they do in there? A little thing called Salad Tossing.
 
2013-03-24 06:05:26 PM
Oh come on. I call bullshiat.

What woman wouldn't stop when such an attractive specimen is chasing after her?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-24 06:06:13 PM

lack of warmth: Hey come on now, they are just good boys.  They just wanted to introduce themselves and then take her to see their mother.

/Mind you mom is dead and they were going to rape her in mom's bedroom.


Thats kind of gross to have mom in the room.
 
2013-03-24 06:06:22 PM
Fark, there's no crime in being helpful.  She got a better workout by running harder.
 
2013-03-24 06:06:37 PM
My old man told me, before he left this shiatty world, he said "son; never chase women or buses, you'll always get left behind."
 
2013-03-24 06:06:44 PM

lack of warmth: Hey come on now, they are just good boys.  They just wanted to introduce themselves and then take her to see their mother.

/Mind you mom is dead and they were going to rape her in mom's bedroom.
// With dead mom still in the room.
///They're good boys I tell you.


Norman Bates, I presume.
 
2013-03-24 06:10:55 PM
Is a rag with ether OK? Because if they both are I know where I'm looking for my next job.
 
2013-03-24 06:12:28 PM

LovingTeacher: Is a rag with ether OK? Because if they both are I know where I'm looking for my next job.


You dolt. Chloroform. Ether would evaporate by the time you catch her.
 
2013-03-24 06:16:40 PM
The passenger got out and went after the woman, but she escaped, according to deputies.
Detectives said Friday the men wanted to meet her and used a misguided way of going about it.


is it me or is there a complete dichotomy between "escaping" and "wanting to meet". these detectives are, let's use wrong. in lieu if "totally farked up".
 
2013-03-24 06:18:20 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Hmmm.i would call jumping out of a van and chasing a woman who you don't know, and scaring the shiat out of her WOULD be considered not only a crime, but piss poor judgment. Harassment / intimidation, if not assault.

/way to go florida tards. Keep up the good work in the law enforcement community.


Poor judgment, sure.  But whether it's criminal comes down to intent, and if he hadn't intended to harass, intimidate, or assault her, then it's not a crime.
 
2013-03-24 06:21:22 PM
This is Florida, eh?  Where many people are packing heat?

These two creeps are lucky they were not on the receiving end of lead.
 
2013-03-24 06:27:18 PM
writingjunkie.net
 
2013-03-24 06:32:37 PM
Legalize prostitution. Morans need sex too.
 
2013-03-24 06:38:05 PM
You ARE required to have a CCW permit to carry a TASER in Florida.

Note: CCW=Concealed Carry WEAPON
 
2013-03-24 06:54:48 PM

KrispyKritter: Legalize prostitution. Morans need sex too.


No, morans do not need to reproduce.
 
2013-03-24 06:56:33 PM
Now just try this in a school zone and I bet they can find something to charge you with.
 
2013-03-24 06:56:44 PM

catusr: You're allowed to chase them, so long as you don't catch them?


Sorta the Florida version of catch and release. After all, once you've released with the young woman, you don't want to be forced to stay and listen to the incessant crying that's sure to follow.

/Stay classy, Florida
//NEED MOAR SINKHOLES
 
2013-03-24 07:10:46 PM
The personal trainer defense? He was just demonstrating how effective he was at getting her to work harder.
 
2013-03-24 07:11:48 PM

Pick: You ARE required to have a CCW permit to carry a TASER in Florida.

Note: CCW=Concealed Carry WEAPON


Even if you carry it openly?
 
2013-03-24 07:27:46 PM
New business actually.

It's called Fitness Incentive. You input your picture and what time you jog.

As you are jogging a truck rolls up and something horrible and scary chases you.

You run your ass off getting away from it.

 Ta Da!
 
2013-03-24 07:32:38 PM

Pick: You ARE required to have a CCW permit to carry a TASER in Florida.

Note: CCW=Concealed Carry WEAPON


Yeah. Not so much.

(4)It is not a violation of this section for a person to carry for purposes of lawful self-defense, in a concealed manner:
(a)A self-defense chemical spray.(b)A nonlethal stun gun or dart-firing stun gun or other nonlethal electric weapon or device that is designed solely for defensive purposes.
 
2013-03-24 07:56:24 PM
This is what happens when you say, "Yes, sir" and "No, sir" to cops.

If you get a chance.
 
2013-03-24 07:56:55 PM
This could be a romantic gesture or sexual harassment, depending on who is doing the chasing.

Sexual Harassment and You
 
2013-03-24 08:22:46 PM

lack of warmth: Hey come on now, they are just good boys.  They just wanted to introduce themselves and then take her to see their mother.

/Mind you mom is dead and they were going to rape her in mom's bedroom.
// With dead mom still in the room.
///They're good boys I tell you.


cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-03-24 08:34:58 PM

gblive: This is Florida, eh?  Where many people are packing heat?

These two creeps are lucky they were not on the receiving end of lead.


Well...kinda. Even the lightest guns arent that light, and they would have to be fully concealed by state law...neither of those fit well with jogging where people carry as little as possible and tend to wear small and tight clothing.
 
2013-03-24 08:43:25 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-24 08:45:01 PM

Pick: You ARE required to have a CCW permit to carry a TASER in Florida.

Note: CCW=Concealed Carry WEAPON


And the point is...?

/note: tasers are not 100% non-lethal
//so yeah, still a weapon, even if it doesn't always kill
 
2013-03-24 08:48:49 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-24 08:49:12 PM

KrispyKritter: Legalize prostitution. Morans need sex too.


And your mom is getting tired.
 
2013-03-24 08:53:06 PM
Translation: jogger: black; chasers: white.
 
2013-03-24 09:53:52 PM
demotivators.despair.com
 
2013-03-24 10:02:08 PM

Tatterdemalian: Pick: You ARE required to have a CCW permit to carry a TASER in Florida.

Note: CCW=Concealed Carry WEAPON

And the point is...?

/note: tasers are not 100% non-lethal
//so yeah, still a weapon, even if it doesn't always kill


The point is also that he is wrong. You do not have to have a CCW in Florida to carry a Taser. It's specifically exempted from the concealed weapons statutes, like pepper spray is.
 
2013-03-25 12:06:41 AM
He have questions about running after blondes?  This man may have your answer.

s23.postimg.org
 
2013-03-25 12:24:06 AM

ReverendJynxed: Pick: You ARE required to have a CCW permit to carry a TASER in Florida.

Note: CCW=Concealed Carry WEAPON

Even if you carry it openly?


Open carry is illegal in Florida. Last I heard though, they were trying to get it changed so that if you get a CCW, you are allowed to Open Carry as well. Which, honestly, probably isn't a bad thing. You have to prove you are capable, physically and mentally, to conceal a weapon, so you should probably be allowed to carry one openly.
 
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