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(Newser)   Remember the bizarre murder plot against Justin Bieber that was masterminded from a prison cell? Well, the convict behind it now tells his side of the story. Dana Martin-who has a Bieber tattoo-tells Details that he still has assassins on the case   (newser.com) divider line 23
    More: Scary, Justin Bieber, Dana Martin, prison cells, tattoos, Vanilla Ice, murder plot  
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2013-03-24 12:50:26 PM
This is partly a product of our culture in which people like to bully successful people.
 
2013-03-24 02:07:33 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: This is partly a product of our culture in which people like to bully successful people.


Maybe...

"I've written to the district attorney saying that I'll plead guilty, I'll even testify against my two partners-I just want to have a sit-down with Justin Bieber," he says. "And they just won't do it. To them that's just bizarre." The Details article goes into Martin's prison life and the failed plot to kill and castrate Bieber.

But I think he's mostly just batshiat crazy.
 
2013-03-24 02:55:32 PM

vartian: tenpoundsofcheese: This is partly a product of our culture in which people like to bully successful people.

Maybe...

"I've written to the district attorney saying that I'll plead guilty, I'll even testify against my two partners-I just want to have a sit-down with Justin Bieber," he says. "And they just won't do it. To them that's just bizarre." The Details article goes into Martin's prison life and the failed plot to kill and castrate Bieber.

But I think he's mostly just batshiat crazy.


 I know Bieber  is a eunich  why do you think he is acting erratic as of late towards the paparazzi. He needs to act  like  a thug to hid the certain fact that the kid has no balls.
 
2013-03-24 02:55:49 PM
If any thread needed the HERO tag, this is it.
 
2013-03-24 02:59:00 PM

invictus2: I know Bieber is a eunich why do you think he is acting erratic as of late towards the paparazzi. He needs to act like a thug to hid the certain fact that the kid has no balls.


www.hotelchatter.com
Why would a woman have balls?
 
2013-03-24 03:03:23 PM
"And they just won't do it. To them that's just bizarre"

Who wants to tell the crazy guy in jail it's not just them that thinks this is bizarre?
 
2013-03-24 03:08:48 PM
Dana Martin = The "Stan" to Bieber's Eminem.
 
2013-03-24 03:14:12 PM
www.dan-dare.org
 
2013-03-24 03:20:51 PM
Now there's a candidate for kickstarter if I've ever seen one.
 
2013-03-24 03:27:05 PM
No.
 
2013-03-24 03:37:31 PM

jeanwearinfool: Now there's a candidate for kickstarter if I've ever seen one.


Dammit!  You beat me to it.
 
2013-03-24 03:41:35 PM
I'm more offended that tax dollars are being spent to keep this farktard alive.  Put plexi glass over his cell, stop sending in the food and come back in two weeks.  Problem solved.
 
2013-03-24 03:49:10 PM
So you're saying there's a chance...
 
2013-03-24 03:50:21 PM

AngryDragon: jeanwearinfool: Now there's a candidate for kickstarter if I've ever seen one.

Dammit!  You beat me to it.


Since I beat you, according to Fark.com guidelines, you have to buy me one month of TF.
 
2013-03-24 04:04:13 PM
i1282.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-24 04:44:14 PM
And I thought "The Following" wouldn't get a second season.
 
2013-03-24 04:58:37 PM

Cepheus Crater: I'm more offended that tax dollars are being spent to keep this farktard alive.  Put plexi glass over his cell, stop sending in the food and come back in two weeks.  Problem solved.


I'm sure that this individual is just mere weeks away from being a fully rehabilitated productive member of society.  You just need to be patient and let the system do its job.
 
2013-03-24 05:28:47 PM
What is a Justin Bieber?
 
2013-03-24 05:29:18 PM

OtherLittleGuy: And I thought "The Following" wouldn't get a second season.


God help me I am hooked on that show. It is a lot better than I thought it would be.
 
2013-03-24 06:32:46 PM
t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-24 10:07:49 PM
Dana Martin-who has a Bieber tattoo-tells Details that he still has assassins on the case

Except that failmitter, instead of linking to the actual Details article, linked to the shiatty Newser summary of the Details article.
 
2013-03-24 11:23:36 PM
My last breath tripping on its way to a death rattle, I opened my eyes for the last time. Knowing the SWAT team had done what they had trained for. Too late. As my eyes closes for the last time and I involuntarily loosed my grip on the garden shears, I saw beyond the pool of blood and the pile of nut sack I had so recently and proudly displayed to my victim, tied to the folding metal chair in the basement of the church. I saw into his eyes. And as my eyes closed for the very last time I saw in his eyes, socketed into his whitened, post-pubescent face, the despair of knowing he would never ever violate another Disney princess in his lifetime.
The last thing I felt was the ghost nerves of a prison tattoo artist's needle in my calf.
And then, darkness.
 
2013-03-26 12:52:31 AM

Mentat: [i1282.photobucket.com image 300x450]


Those wide brim hats look so farking stupid.
 
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