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(NW Florida Daily News)   Pull on your good red pants, get out your best green shirt and snap on the Walkman. It's spring - time to go a'courting the ladies at Target   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 12
    More: Florida, Walkman, Target, Walton County, U.S. Route 98, Destin  
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2013-03-24 11:57:15 AM
5 votes:
"You've got (sperm) on your thumb."

Best. Pick up. Line. Ever
2013-03-24 02:27:38 PM
4 votes:
He's 69.

I'm guessing he just retired from the TSA, and is still trying to get the grope out of his system.
2013-03-24 02:16:22 PM
2 votes:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

My guess is that It was this guy.  Probably there with his brother-in-law, picking up large bags of dog food, and wearing his best white shoes.
2013-03-24 01:34:38 PM
2 votes:
You've got cum on your thumb.

Beats mine: "Nice bum, where ya from?"
2013-03-24 11:18:05 AM
2 votes:
I'm not classy enough for Target, I stick to WalMart.
2013-03-24 03:08:44 PM
1 votes:

Moonfisher: Back in the nineties I worked at a grocery store and one of our regulars was a crazy drunk that looked like Christopher Lloyd's character from Taxi. He would ask the ladies working there to get change out of his pocket because "my pants are too tight for large hands like mine." He came in at Christmas with mistletoe stuffed in a headband around his sloppy mop and tried to get us all to kiss him. Good times.


So... was he a good kisser?
2013-03-24 03:04:11 PM
1 votes:

Rufus Lee King: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


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2013-03-24 02:18:54 PM
1 votes:
Moments later the customer said she saw a Target employee who appeared to be upset fleeing the women's section, while the man zigzagged through the girl's clothing section

I laughed way too hard at that. Like a shark seeking his next prey.
2013-03-24 02:06:14 PM
1 votes:
"Wet clean-up on aisle 4."
2013-03-24 02:04:07 PM
1 votes:
Back in the nineties I worked at a grocery store and one of our regulars was a crazy drunk that looked like Christopher Lloyd's character from Taxi. He would ask the ladies working there to get change out of his pocket because "my pants are too tight for large hands like mine." He came in at Christmas with mistletoe stuffed in a headband around his sloppy mop and tried to get us all to kiss him. Good times.
2013-03-24 01:52:35 PM
1 votes:

EvilEgg: I'm not classy enough for Target, I stick to WalMart.


My favorite is the woman who loves dollar stores because she doesn't have to get "dressed up" like she does for Walmart.
2013-03-24 01:52:22 PM
1 votes:
"Attention, shoppers! Groper in aisle 6!"
 
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