Moonfisher: Back in the nineties I worked at a grocery store and one of our regulars was a crazy drunk that looked like Christopher Lloyd's character from Taxi. He would ask the ladies working there to get change out of his pocket because "my pants are too tight for large hands like mine." He came in at Christmas with mistletoe stuffed in a headband around his sloppy mop and tried to get us all to kiss him. Good times.
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EvilEgg: I'm not classy enough for Target, I stick to WalMart.
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