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(NW Florida Daily News)   Pull on your good red pants, get out your best green shirt and snap on the Walkman. It's spring - time to go a'courting the ladies at Target   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Walkman, Target, Walton County, U.S. Route 98, Destin  
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12679 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Mar 2013 at 1:50 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-24 02:16:22 PM  
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My guess is that It was this guy.  Probably there with his brother-in-law, picking up large bags of dog food, and wearing his best white shoes.
2013-03-24 02:13:02 PM  
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The new Target near me is actually pretty full of talent.  Maybe the Starbucks in their helps, but it's always full of 19-35yo women in yoga pants.  Which I'm ok with.
2013-03-24 01:53:17 PM  
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He denied entering? Jesus, they even have monitors you can see showing you entering. Video FTW.He's done.
2013-03-24 01:52:35 PM  
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EvilEgg: I'm not classy enough for Target, I stick to WalMart.

My favorite is the woman who loves dollar stores because she doesn't have to get "dressed up" like she does for Walmart.
2013-03-24 11:18:05 AM  
1 vote:
I'm not classy enough for Target, I stick to WalMart.
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