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(NW Florida Daily News)   You just had to bring up Michela's dog at the family birthday cookout, didn't you? Yes, that dog. The dog her father got rid of while Michela was in jail. Now she's whacking grandma with a shoe   ( divider line
    More: Florida, shoes, birthday cookout, grandmother, dogs  
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2013-03-24 09:37:40 AM  
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Ennuipoet: FTA:  NICEVILLE - A woman became angry over a dog and tried to whack her grandmother with a shoe, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office arrest report.

This may be the single greatest opening sentence of a newspaper article ever.

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2013-03-24 11:38:17 AM  
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