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(NW Florida Daily News)   You just had to bring up Michela's dog at the family birthday cookout, didn't you? Yes, that dog. The dog her father got rid of while Michela was in jail. Now she's whacking grandma with a shoe   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 29
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2013-03-24 06:56:38 AM  
FTA:  NICEVILLE - A woman became angry over a dog and tried to whack her grandmother with a shoe, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office arrest report.

This may be the single greatest opening sentence of a newspaper article ever.
 
2013-03-24 09:24:05 AM  

Ennuipoet: FTA:  NICEVILLE - A woman became angry over a dog and tried to whack her grandmother with a shoe, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office arrest report.

This may be the single greatest opening sentence of a newspaper article ever.


That's wasn't very nice of her.
 
2013-03-24 09:25:35 AM  
The aristocrats?
 
2013-03-24 09:29:30 AM  
Tempted to side with Michela here. If your dad is the sort to get rid of your dog while you're incapable of stopping him, he's liable to be able to pressure others into collaborating his bullsh*t story.

Dude probably dropped the dog off in the woods. Inexpensive and satisfies the sociopathic urge.
 
2013-03-24 09:34:08 AM  

Mrtraveler01: That's wasn't very nice of her.


No, indeed she should relocate to biatchville, just a few miles up highway 9.
 
2013-03-24 09:37:40 AM  

Ennuipoet: FTA:  NICEVILLE - A woman became angry over a dog and tried to whack her grandmother with a shoe, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office arrest report.

This may be the single greatest opening sentence of a newspaper article ever.


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2013-03-24 09:38:59 AM  

Saborlas: Tempted to side with Michela here. If your dad is the sort to get rid of your dog while you're incapable of stopping him, he's liable to be able to pressure others into collaborating his bullsh*t story.

Dude probably dropped the dog off in the woods. Inexpensive and satisfies the sociopathic urge.


If somebody got rid of my dog they'd get a lot more than a shoe to the head.
 
2013-03-24 09:41:00 AM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: If somebody got rid of my dog they'd get a lot more than a shoe to the head.


I'd be going back to jail.
 
2013-03-24 09:42:05 AM  
I GIS'd her name and at least six different mug shots came up.  She seems like such a nice young lady?!?
 
2013-03-24 09:44:10 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Ennuipoet: FTA:  NICEVILLE - A woman became angry over a dog and tried to whack her grandmother with a shoe, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office arrest report.

This may be the single greatest opening sentence of a newspaper article ever.

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OK, but this one is still very high on the list.
 
2013-03-24 09:45:29 AM  
This young lady really does not seem stable, I don't see more jail time as something that is going to help her.
 
2013-03-24 09:55:32 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Ennuipoet: FTA:  NICEVILLE - A woman became angry over a dog and tried to whack her grandmother with a shoe, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office arrest report.

This may be the single greatest opening sentence of a newspaper article ever.

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You win.  So far.
 
2013-03-24 09:56:51 AM  

ELKAY: This young lady really does not seem stable, I don't see more jail time as something that is going to help her.


Help her?  I'm hoping it protects the rest of us.
 
2013-03-24 09:58:10 AM  

MiamiChef: I GIS'd her name and at least six different mug shots came up.  She seems like such a nice young lady?!?


Drugs are bad, mkay.

/I'd whack her in the head
//not with my shoe, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-03-24 10:15:42 AM  

Ennuipoet: FTA:  NICEVILLE - A woman became angry over a dog and tried to whack her grandmother with a shoe, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office arrest report.

This may be the single greatest opening sentence of a newspaper article ever.


I always thought you were supposed to whack your grandma with a two-by-four while she's eating a big plate of spaghetti.
 
2013-03-24 10:24:20 AM  
If my kid went to jail I would not take care of his/her pets and off to another person or shelter they go.  I can't tell you how many snakes and lizards I got this way.  Also depending how she ended up in jail in the first place I would say she shouldn't own ANY pets.  Doesn't say what happened to the dog.  He could have given it to somebody he knew , family or "gasp" a shelter.
I have seen my fair share of people who got put away and left the dog "outside".    Lots of pets get rescued from people who end up in jail, and many of them don't get those back on release.  Being in jail isn't typically a good trait in a pet owner.
 
2013-03-24 10:25:58 AM  

Saborlas: Tempted to side with Michela here. If your dad is the sort to get rid of your dog while you're incapable of stopping him, he's liable to be able to pressure others into collaborating his bullsh*t story.

Dude probably dropped the dog off in the woods. Inexpensive and satisfies the sociopathic urge.


FTFA:   Jensen was charged with assault and battery - second or subsequent offense.

Michela has unresolved issues.
 
2013-03-24 10:48:18 AM  

Archae hippy: Michela has unresolved issues.


Three DUI arrests, three Assault/Batter or Domestic Violence in the last 4 years. I would assume Michela drinks a bit.
 
2013-03-24 11:16:39 AM  
 
2013-03-24 11:22:46 AM  

The Muthaship: Great Fark ready headline in the sidebar:

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/local/crime/police-blotters/woman-buste d-f or-having-crack-in-her-genitals-1.115676


Any mention of the crack in her ass?
 
2013-03-24 11:38:17 AM  
 
2013-03-24 12:52:00 PM  
Sweet, pleasant memories of childhood. 1958, summer, near Waco, Texas. I watch as my dog Bullet is let loose from the rear passenger door of a 1947 De Soto, to run and play with all the other doggies on the farm.
 
2013-03-24 01:33:35 PM  
Boy, I hope the old lady that lives in a shoe wasn't home when all this happened!
 
2013-03-24 02:10:17 PM  

boinkingbill: Boy, I hope the old lady that lives in a shoe wasn't home when all this happened!


Grandma is the old lady of the shoe, granddaughter was only sending her home, for good.
 
2013-03-24 02:22:26 PM  
Niceville: Only if you like Florida Rednecks.
 
2013-03-24 02:56:48 PM  

gadian: To The Escape Zeppelin!: If somebody got rid of my dog they'd get a lot more than a shoe to the head.

I'd be going back to jail.


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Two of 'em
 
2013-03-24 03:03:45 PM  

Another Government Employee: Niceville: Only if you like Florida Rednecks.


I would have expected this to have happened in Niceville proper, but this was over in Bluewater Bay. Have the Boggy Boys invaded BB also?
 
2013-03-24 03:11:17 PM  

Saborlas: Tempted to side with Michela here. If your dad is the sort to get rid of your dog while you're incapable of stopping him, he's liable to be able to pressure others into collaborating his bullsh*t story.

Dude probably dropped the dog off in the woods. Inexpensive and satisfies the sociopathic urge.


Done in four.
 
2013-03-24 05:34:31 PM  
There are some impressive animal sadists out there.  I knew a girl getting a lot of psychotherapy as an adult, because her father would get her small animals as pets, and when she became attached to them, kill the animal, brutally, in front of her.  I never did learn why he did this, or if he even had a reason other than incredible viciousness.  For her part, it partially manifested itself in a severe fear of human infants being harmed.  She didn't want a baby anywhere near her.

That psychiatrist really had his work cut out for him.
 
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