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2013-03-24 12:49:01 AM
Long-term unemployment is the mother of invention.
 
2013-03-24 01:06:47 AM
If only there were some way to plan in advance for periodic events.
 
2013-03-24 02:19:10 AM
www.mum.org
 
2013-03-24 02:40:52 AM
Plug tag?

I see what you did there...
 
2013-03-24 02:44:01 AM
Moon Cycle?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-24 02:45:32 AM
"women who prefer more alternative options may find what they need at The Period Store."

But do they have Cherokee hair tampons?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-24 02:46:48 AM
They should include menstrual products for men: earplugs and whiskey.
 
2013-03-24 02:47:19 AM
What, no chocolate? Fools.
 
2013-03-24 02:47:40 AM

RatMaster999: Plug tag?

I see what you did there...


It was a very nice use of the tag.
 
2013-03-24 03:02:19 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Long-term unemployment is the mother of invention.


I found myself thinking "fark, I could have done this!"

Of course, I'll tell myself it involves things I hate, like employees and regular work hours.
 
2013-03-24 03:03:20 AM
I think the idea is spot on but will have the feminists seeing red.
 
2013-03-24 03:04:12 AM

prjindigo: I think the idea is spot on but will have the feminists seeing red.


They'll just have to suck it up.
 
2013-03-24 03:06:39 AM

KrispyKritter: What, no chocolate? Fools.


Looks like they have chocolate covered, actually. And it looks like packages range from "Lite" to "Heavy." Lovely...

Yeah, not interested.

/Kind of irregular, anyway.
//I can buy my own pads, thank you.
 
2013-03-24 03:06:54 AM
Only surprise here is that it wasn't a couple of guys who invented this to avoid the horror of being sent for tampons by their girlfriends.
 
2013-03-24 03:06:57 AM

KrispyKritter: What, no chocolate? Fools.


Indeed. Or Ice cream or cheesecake . And I have never worried one bit when buying fem hygiene products for friends, even presenting as a man. Everybody poops and some also bleed monthly- I never saw what the big deal was. Its not like the store cares- they sell something and make money. Thats why I dont give a monkeys' mister buying clothing from the female section. If they were smart they would have lime green and purple sweats in both male and females sections of target, and size 12 shoes .
/shrugs
 
2013-03-24 03:13:54 AM

buckler: prjindigo: I think the idea is spot on but will have the feminists seeing red.

They'll just have to suck it up.


Erase visuals of that.  Erasing...
 
2013-03-24 03:14:13 AM
http://badsalad.files.wordpress.com/20 12/11/period.jpg

/oblig
//sorry no linky on mobile
 
2013-03-24 03:23:52 AM
www.instagirl.net
 
2013-03-24 03:27:04 AM
Fork. My bad.
 
2013-03-24 03:35:41 AM

Peki: Only surprise here is that it wasn't a couple of guys who invented this to avoid the horror of being sent for tampons by their girlfriends.


I've never understood why some guys have a problem buying them, it's just a product like any other.
 
2013-03-24 03:36:07 AM

libranoelrose: [www.instagirl.net image 480x720]


I'd like to fork her with my dongle!

/I'll go clean out my desk
 
2013-03-24 03:37:10 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Long-term unemployment is the mother of invention.


+ people's addiction to convenience to help it along
 
2013-03-24 03:48:11 AM

Peki: Only surprise here is that it wasn't a couple of guys who invented this to avoid the horror of being sent for tampons by their girlfriends.


Shopping is difficult? o_O
 
2013-03-24 03:51:18 AM

Peki: Only surprise here is that it wasn't a couple of guys who invented this to avoid the horror of being sent for tampons by their girlfriends.


This has never bothered me.  Plus, it is one of the easiest ways to make a girl really happy by doing next to nothing.  While you are out, you could also have a beer or two.
 
2013-03-24 03:52:26 AM
I think I'd rather one of you get me hooked up with Total Fark rather than send me a box of tea, chocolate and art. I guess both would be okay.
 
2013-03-24 03:56:50 AM

ReapTheChaos: Peki: Only surprise here is that it wasn't a couple of guys who invented this to avoid the horror of being sent for tampons by their girlfriends.

I've never understood why some guys have a problem buying them, it's just a product like any other.


Me neither. I also don't understand when guys say they won't do it because it is "gross". I work with a 40 year old man who has a teen aged daughter and he claims he won't buy them because they are gross. I pointed out that in the store in a sealed box they weren't even used so there was nothing gross about them but to think about that next time he's emptying the bathroom garbage can out. He got really pale at the realization that he had been much closer to the end result.
While I've never asked any of the men in my life to buy them for me I know they are secure enough with their masculinity and know how it all works to buy them for me without hesitation.
 
2013-03-24 04:07:31 AM
I'll have to be honest. Feminine supplies are not quite as bad as having to use Depends.
Charles
merjeo.com
 
2013-03-24 04:17:38 AM

libranoelrose: [www.instagirl.net image 480x720]


well played.
 
2013-03-24 04:39:54 AM
PMS jokes are NOT funny. Period.
 
2013-03-24 04:42:07 AM

911Jenny: ReapTheChaos: Peki: Only surprise here is that it wasn't a couple of guys who invented this to avoid the horror of being sent for tampons by their girlfriends.

I've never understood why some guys have a problem buying them, it's just a product like any other.

Me neither. I also don't understand when guys say they won't do it because it is "gross". I work with a 40 year old man who has a teen aged daughter and he claims he won't buy them because they are gross. I pointed out that in the store in a sealed box they weren't even used so there was nothing gross about them but to think about that next time he's emptying the bathroom garbage can out. He got really pale at the realization that he had been much closer to the end result.
While I've never asked any of the men in my life to buy them for me I know they are secure enough with their masculinity and know how it all works to buy them for me without hesitation.


I asked a BF to buy them for me once.  We were in Portugal, and we didn't speak Portuguese, and I really didn't want to go the sign language route to explain what I needed.  He was a hero and bought them instead; I'm guessing he shelled out $50 for the hotel's interpreter.  It was a very good investment on his part.
 
2013-03-24 04:43:43 AM

libranoelrose: Fork. My bad.


Share the joke?
 
2013-03-24 04:43:47 AM

KrispyKritter: What, no chocolate? Fools.


If you look at the different package options they offer you'll see that they all include chocolate.
 
2013-03-24 05:08:37 AM
I have been seeing a psychiatrist for 18 years because I had to buy a box of tampons once.....
 
2013-03-24 05:53:54 AM
I have no problem going on such an errand. It indicates to my fellow shoppers that a guy who looks like me is actually getting laid.
 
2013-03-24 05:58:55 AM

Gulper Eel: I have no problem going on such an errand. It indicates to my fellow shoppers that a guy who looks like me is actually getting laid.


Hero tag.
 
GBB
2013-03-24 06:02:26 AM
Delivery vehicle:
t0.gstatic.com
 
GBB
2013-03-24 06:06:57 AM

SpdrJay: I have been seeing a psychiatrist for 18 years because I had to buy a box of tampons once.....


Thank goodness you never had my job: worked a year at Target working the "Health & Beauty" section.  That Pad&Pon isle has a certain ... smell ... that I still can't get over.
 
2013-03-24 06:19:16 AM
Some one thought of this version for men...
http://www.dollarshaveclub.com/

Not a shill, just making a point, some people will pay a reasonable amount monthly for their needs vs going to a store for scheduled needs.  Something about needing to identify with their gender.

/Penis or vagina, it is all comparable.
//Still trying to understand why people sign two year contracts with at&t.
 
2013-03-24 06:22:55 AM
SpdrJay,
I have been seeing a psychiatrist for 18 years because I had to buy a box of tampons once.....

Make me think about the time I found that box of pads next to my mother's bed.  Caused so much chaos without even understanding why.

/They were just a box of napkins with adhesive strips.
 
2013-03-24 06:30:19 AM

911Jenny: ReapTheChaos: Peki: Only surprise here is that it wasn't a couple of guys who invented this to avoid the horror of being sent for tampons by their girlfriends.

I've never understood why some guys have a problem buying them, it's just a product like any other.

Me neither. I also don't understand when guys say they won't do it because it is "gross". I work with a 40 year old man who has a teen aged daughter and he claims he won't buy them because they are gross. I pointed out that in the store in a sealed box they weren't even used so there was nothing gross about them but to think about that next time he's emptying the bathroom garbage can out. He got really pale at the realization that he had been much closer to the end result.
While I've never asked any of the men in my life to buy them for me I know they are secure enough with their masculinity and know how it all works to buy them for me without hesitation.


Well who in the heck would want to buy unused ones?
 
2013-03-24 06:30:36 AM
ElizaDoolittle
libranoelrose: Fork. My bad.
Share the joke?


[Insert Lame Dongle forking Joke at a tech convention.]
Why do women call it PMS?
Because mad cow disease was already taken.
 
2013-03-24 07:15:57 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Approves!
 
2013-03-24 07:53:27 AM

911Jenny: ReapTheChaos: Peki: Only surprise here is that it wasn't a couple of guys who invented this to avoid the horror of being sent for tampons by their girlfriends.

I've never understood why some guys have a problem buying them, it's just a product like any other.

Me neither. I also don't understand when guys say they won't do it because it is "gross". I work with a 40 year old man who has a teen aged daughter and he claims he won't buy them because they are gross. I pointed out that in the store in a sealed box they weren't even used so there was nothing gross about them but to think about that next time he's emptying the bathroom garbage can out. He got really pale at the realization that he had been much closer to the end result.
While I've never asked any of the men in my life to buy them for me I know they are secure enough with their masculinity and know how it all works to buy them for me without hesitation.


Really, is it only about the grossness?  I don't like picking them up only because I don't really know the exact ones she likes.  She never details it for me and she doesn't get the same every time.  If she did I would just keep a part of the package from her last purchase.  Any guy out there that has ever bought the wrong size clothing item, knows don't mess buying the wrong feminine product at that time of the month.  I have tried once, but luckily for me she was with me and saw it in the cart and just "No, not that one, I don't like that one".  Fine she can pick it out every time and I do have the same issue with my personal products.  She disagree with the type of deodorant I use, saying it doesn't matter.  To me it does and I have the same right to pick what I feel works for me.  If you want guys to pick out feminine products, put part numbers on them and just write that down for the guy.  Say 'Hey honey, pick me up some Stayfresh P35W23, please.'
 
2013-03-24 07:59:13 AM
I always use the same brand and size, and none of the men in my life have ever had a problem with going to buy them for me.
 
2013-03-24 08:26:39 AM
Bar of chocolate, my ass. That package had better have a steak, a roasted sweet potato, and a free coupon for a rigorous dicking in it.


/teabags, seriously
//might be getting a kick right now
///also apparently turns into a Neanderthal
 
2013-03-24 08:47:28 AM
TFA fails without the Married... with Children period episode, where all three ladies get visited by their Aunt Flo simultaneously while on a camping trip.
 
2013-03-24 08:58:06 AM
What desperate fool would take that job.  Talk about walking to the valley of the shadow of death...
 
2013-03-24 09:05:04 AM
Menstruation? Haven't heard about this. What's it all about?
 
2013-03-24 09:51:55 AM

lack of warmth: If you want guys to pick out feminine products, put part numbers on them and just write that down for the guy. Say 'Hey honey, pick me up some Stayfresh P35W23, please.'


I think Always tried this. I remember a campaign where they put symbols on certain products and asked you to remember the symbol. I never knew why and it eventually died out, but it would make sense for the reason you posted. "Honey, get me Always. The one with the flower/sun/spade on it."
 
2013-03-24 10:48:19 AM
My wife always sends me out for some obscure brand that best as I can tell doesn't actually exist.
 
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