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(Time)   Lucy: "I got five pieces of candy." Linus: "I got a chocolate bar." Obama: "I got a rock"   (newsfeed.time.com) divider line 155
    More: Sad, First Lady Michelle Obama, Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu, chew toys, Prime Minister of Israel  
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2013-03-23 07:53:25 PM
www.tportal.hr

He's your dog, Charlie Brown.
 
2013-03-23 07:57:46 PM
"embedded with a tiny, (0.04 sq. mm) gold-coated microchip that contains the American and Israeli declarations of independence."

What in the fark for?

And is it a rock or a stone?
 
2013-03-23 08:01:28 PM
I'm willing to be I have stones that old in my backyard.

/no microchips though
 
2013-03-23 08:01:49 PM
Does it keep tigers away?
 
2013-03-23 08:02:32 PM
Oh Jesus thats farking funny
 
2013-03-23 08:02:56 PM
family dog Bo will also get a rubber hamburger chew toy

Hold the cheese.
 
2013-03-23 08:03:29 PM

BarkingUnicorn: "embedded with a tiny, (0.04 sq. mm) gold-coated microchip that contains the American and Israeli declarations of independence."

What in the fark for?

And is it a rock or a stone?


You know, that description sounded a lot more awesome than what is shown in the picture. That thing looks like farking gravel.
 
2013-03-23 08:03:46 PM
"Every one shall sit in safety under his own vine and fig tree and there shall be none to make him afraid."

Subtle.
 
2013-03-23 08:04:07 PM
Microchip? More like microPHONE! Oldest covert operation ever. Something about a horse and a city called Troy.
 
2013-03-23 08:06:31 PM
Will he tie a piece of string around it?  Because everybody wants a rock to tie a piece of string around...
 
2013-03-23 08:06:36 PM
"...a 2,000-year-old stone"

I'm no geologist but, I'm guessing it's a bit older than that.
 
2013-03-23 08:06:39 PM
ring, ring, Obamachip
 
2013-03-23 08:07:41 PM

MontanaDave: Microchip? More like microPHONE! Oldest covert operation ever. Something about a horse and a city called Troy.


Meh,  These gifts go into storage at the State Dept until Obama leaves office and sets up a presidential library.
 
2013-03-23 08:08:56 PM
That's chump change.
 
2013-03-23 08:09:54 PM
Well, they'll stone you when you walk all alone
They'll stone you when you are walking home
They'll stone you and then say you are brave
They'll stone you when you are set down in your grave
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned
 
2013-03-23 08:10:06 PM

RodneyToady: Will he tie a piece of string around it?  Because everybody wants a rock to tie a piece of string around...


Obama should have given Netyanyahoo a big prosthetic forehead in return.
 
2013-03-23 08:10:06 PM
Wouldn't a 2000 year old stone be the world's youngest stone?
 
2013-03-23 08:11:07 PM

Richard Saunders: "...a 2,000-year-old stone"

I'm no geologist but, I'm guessing it's a bit older than that.



Came here to say, etc.

It could be that new, I suppose.

Are there active volcanos in Israel?
 
2013-03-23 08:12:43 PM

Dwight_Yeast: MontanaDave: Microchip? More like microPHONE! Oldest covert operation ever. Something about a horse and a city called Troy.

Meh,  These gifts go into storage at the State Dept until Obama leaves office and sets up a presidential library.


Why you gotta go and mess with my conspiracy theory? Not cool, bro. Not cool. Total dick move.
 
2013-03-23 08:14:03 PM
Better than a box of region coded DVDs
 
2013-03-23 08:20:24 PM
As President Obama flew back to the U.S., he popped open the door on Airforce1 and dropped the rock on nettenyahoos head and peace was finally achieved.
 
2013-03-23 08:21:00 PM

TomD9938: Richard Saunders: "...a 2,000-year-old stone"

I'm no geologist but, I'm guessing it's a bit older than that.


Came here to say, etc.

It could be that new, I suppose.

Are there active volcanos in Israel?



Yes.

Mt. Likudius is constantly spewing toxic gasses.
 
2013-03-23 08:22:48 PM
I'd have given Obama some fossilized sh*t... at least it would have had 'some' value. Piquant, no?
 
2013-03-23 08:23:01 PM

ilikeracecars: Wouldn't a 2000 year old stone be the world's youngest stone?


No, there are lava flows all the time. Maybe they had one of those 2000 years ago.
 
2013-03-23 08:25:51 PM
Probably has a microphone on it...
 
2013-03-23 08:26:12 PM
Farkin' KKK.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-23 08:26:38 PM

Richard Saunders: "...a 2,000-year-old stone"

I'm no geologist but, I'm guessing it's a bit older than that.


It's possible that by "2,000-year-old" they are referring to it possibly being chipped from a building constructed 2,000 years ago.
 
2013-03-23 08:30:44 PM

quatchi: "Every one shall sit in safety under his own vine and fig tree and there shall be none to make him afraid."

Subtle.


very much so.
 
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2013-03-23 08:32:36 PM
www.bollyn.com


Netanyahu:  The God Damn Americans just gave us 3.2 billion dollars!
Liberman:     You're shiatting me!  What did we give them?
Netanyahu:   A 2 ounce rock!
Liberman:     Holy Fu@k they're stupid!
 
2013-03-23 08:33:53 PM
Just what the US needs, another war with A Rock.
 
2013-03-23 08:34:42 PM

Richard Saunders: "...a 2,000-year-old stone"

I'm no geologist but, I'm guessing it's a bit older than that.


Yeah, I think it's a rarer find to dig up a 2000 year young stone as opposed to a 200,000,000 year old stone.
 
2013-03-23 08:38:00 PM
The stone can only be 6000 years old.
 
2013-03-23 08:38:16 PM
Tea Partiers start complaining about Obamastones in 3..2..1
 
2013-03-23 08:38:57 PM
i2.ytimg.com

It's better than what Bush left for him
 
2013-03-23 08:40:45 PM

NFA: [www.bollyn.com image 850x566]


Netanyahu:  The God Damn Americans just gave us 3.2 billion dollars!
Liberman:     You're shiatting me!  What did we give them?
Netanyahu:   A 2 ounce rock!
Liberman:     Holy Fu@k they're stupid!



Netanyahu: Wait 'til I tell you the GOOD part
Liberman:    You mean...?
Netanyahu:  Exactly!
 
2013-03-23 08:51:20 PM

quatchi: "Every one shall sit in safety under his own vine and fig tree and there shall be none to make him afraid."

Subtle.


I love how they ignore the verse right before that..

 3 Then they will hammer their swords into plowshares
  And their spears into pruning hooks;
  Nation will not lift up sword against nation,
  And never again will they train for war.


4Each of them will sit under his vine
  And under his fig tree,
  With no one to make them afraid,

They just quote the last one and then buy another $40 jigabillion dollars worth of military hardware
 
2013-03-23 08:53:54 PM
Didn't Obama give some stupid gifts last time like the complete Soul Train collection on DVD but it was for a different country code than the recipient could use?


And some desk top stationary to another head of state?
 
2013-03-23 09:01:35 PM
In all sincerity, bravo to Obama (or more specifically the staffer  in the protocol office) for finally going with a thoughtful gift instead of the thoughtless crap they have made famous in the past.

+1 to the White House.
 
2013-03-23 09:02:06 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
This guy can't even make a costume right.  Biggest ineffectual empty-suit in way over his head with perfectly executed plans to destroy freedom ever.
 
2013-03-23 09:02:40 PM

Giltric: Didn't Obama give some stupid gifts last time like the complete Soul Train collection on DVD but it was for a different country code than the recipient could use?


And some desk top stationary to another head of state?


Oh please let this be true.
 
2013-03-23 09:13:24 PM
See,  Obama is a yarmulke  wearing Jew and he is bowing down to the Elders of Zion.

dlstatic.speedtv.com

That stone given to Obama is not just a 2000 year old stone, it is a stone from Jerusalem. It  supposedly comes from the 2nd Temple (destroyed 70AD)  and is a symbolic shout out to the US Evangelical end-timers on the need to rebuild the temple before the Rapture.

upload.wikimedia.org
A stone (2.43x1 m) with Hebrew inscription "To the Trumpeting Place" excavated by Benjamin Mazar at the southern foot of the Temple Mount is believed to be a part of the Second Temple
 
2013-03-23 09:14:36 PM
Let he who is without socialism cast the first...
 
2013-03-23 09:16:10 PM

jpo2269: In all sincerity, bravo to Obama (or more specifically the staffer  in the protocol office) for finally going with a thoughtful gift instead of the thoughtless crap they have made famous in the past.

+1 to the White House.


Yeah the Ipod was a bit cringe worthy. This was pretty near perfect.
 
2013-03-23 09:20:12 PM
Something something "Palestinian concealed weapon"
 
2013-03-23 09:25:41 PM

RodneyToady: Will he tie a piece of string around it?  Because everybody wants a rock to tie a piece of string around...


I love you.

rebelyell2006: Richard Saunders: "...a 2,000-year-old stone"

I'm no geologist but, I'm guessing it's a bit older than that.

It's possible that by "2,000-year-old" they are referring to it possibly being chipped from a building constructed 2,000 years ago.


That's what I took from it as well - not that the stone was dated to that old, but rather that it had been used by people 2000 years ago for some project or another. Because otherwise, yeah, the ridge I live on was beachfront property 10,000 years ago, I've certainly got rocks five times that age that get caught in my lawnmower every summer.

/farking new england and its farking rock farms
//obama got a stone and gave a plank. are they playing Catan or something?
 
2013-03-23 09:26:50 PM

fusillade762: family dog Bo will also get a rubber hamburger chew toy

Hold the cheese.


dailypicksandflicks.com
 
2013-03-23 09:27:41 PM
"Of all the Barack Obamas in the world, you are the Barack Obamiest."
 
2013-03-23 09:34:05 PM

HairBolus: See,  Obama is a yarmulke  wearing Jew and he is bowing down to the Elders of Zion.

[dlstatic.speedtv.com image 233x350]

That stone given to Obama is not just a 2000 year old stone, it is a stone from Jerusalem. It  supposedly comes from the 2nd Temple (destroyed 70AD)  and is a symbolic shout out to the US Evangelical end-timers on the need to rebuild the temple before the Rapture.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 240x103]
A stone (2.43x1 m) with Hebrew inscription "To the Trumpeting Place" excavated by Benjamin Mazar at the southern foot of the Temple Mount is believed to be a part of the Second Temple


That's a bingo.  This is a slap at Obama and a plea to their evangelical allies in the US.
 
2013-03-23 09:42:43 PM

Infernalist: HairBolus: See,  Obama is a yarmulke  wearing Jew and he is bowing down to the Elders of Zion.

[dlstatic.speedtv.com image 233x350]

That stone given to Obama is not just a 2000 year old stone, it is a stone from Jerusalem. It  supposedly comes from the 2nd Temple (destroyed 70AD)  and is a symbolic shout out to the US Evangelical end-timers on the need to rebuild the temple before the Rapture.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 240x103]
A stone (2.43x1 m) with Hebrew inscription "To the Trumpeting Place" excavated by Benjamin Mazar at the southern foot of the Temple Mount is believed to be a part of the Second Temple

That's a bingo.  This is a slap at Obama and a plea to their evangelical allies in the US.


Really? Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar holy fark.
 
2013-03-23 09:43:47 PM
That sorta matches the rocks he has for a brain. Without a doubt the worst president by far our nation has ever had to endure. I'm sorry, but is it possible to be more incompetent than he has been? An arrogant little man who has yet to govern, but continues to campaign when our country needs a leader more than ever! I fell for his song and dance the first time and i'll never forgive myself for being duped by this con man. He is a total disgrace that has weakened our once proud country. He is suited for TMZ....not Washington D.C.
 
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