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(SeattlePI)   As the screaming woman got closer, she reached into her bra and pulled out a stun gun, according to police. The messenger tried to make his getaway, but the pregnant woman gave chase and soon caught him   (seattlepi.com) divider line 7
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2013-03-23 05:46:56 PM
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BarkingUnicorn: Farking biker crossed against the light.  Gets yelled at instead of squished. Kicks car. Earns beatdown.



Oh sure, shoot the messenger.

/Typical
2013-03-23 08:05:14 PM
6 votes:
Don't taze me bra!!!
2013-03-23 07:56:30 PM
3 votes:
Like duh, of course pregnant women can catch dudes on bikes.
Think about it people, she has at least four legs, maybe more.
Plus as anyone who's ever been through it knows, pregnant women are like velociraptors, with added crankiness.
2013-03-23 07:53:21 PM
2 votes:
Two things: first, what kind of bike messenger can't escape a pregnant woman?  Was it his first day on the job and he stilled weighed over 250?

Second, who is the pregnant Farkette taking beat downs to the bicycling filth that covers her streets?
2013-03-23 08:48:56 PM
1 votes:
He should have punched her in the baby instead of trying to flee.
2013-03-23 08:47:19 PM
1 votes:
Don't taze me, bra.
2013-03-23 07:58:21 PM
1 votes:
As the screaming woman got closer, she reached into her bra and pulled out a stun gun, according to police. The messenger tried to make his getaway, but the pregnant woman gave chase and soon caught him, at which point police say she hit him twice in the face.
The male driver also got out of the car, pulled out his own stun gun and swung it at the bike messenger.


Now, I'm not gonna claim to be an expert in chasing down and bringing the hurt to bike messengers, but I'm pretty that's not how you're supposed to use a stun gun.
 
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