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(SeattlePI)   As the screaming woman got closer, she reached into her bra and pulled out a stun gun, according to police. The messenger tried to make his getaway, but the pregnant woman gave chase and soon caught him   (seattlepi.com) divider line 12
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2013-03-23 07:58:21 PM
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As the screaming woman got closer, she reached into her bra and pulled out a stun gun, according to police. The messenger tried to make his getaway, but the pregnant woman gave chase and soon caught him, at which point police say she hit him twice in the face.
The male driver also got out of the car, pulled out his own stun gun and swung it at the bike messenger.


Now, I'm not gonna claim to be an expert in chasing down and bringing the hurt to bike messengers, but I'm pretty that's not how you're supposed to use a stun gun.
2013-03-23 08:12:46 PM
2 votes:
The driver pulled onto Fifth and was obviously turning.  Both had a green light.  Be an a##hole and honk at someone already in the crosswalk and expect to get your tire kicked.
2013-03-23 07:56:30 PM
2 votes:
Like duh, of course pregnant women can catch dudes on bikes.
Think about it people, she has at least four legs, maybe more.
Plus as anyone who's ever been through it knows, pregnant women are like velociraptors, with added crankiness.
2013-03-23 07:53:21 PM
2 votes:
Two things: first, what kind of bike messenger can't escape a pregnant woman?  Was it his first day on the job and he stilled weighed over 250?

Second, who is the pregnant Farkette taking beat downs to the bicycling filth that covers her streets?
2013-03-23 08:37:57 PM
1 votes:

RDean: The driver pulled onto Fifth and was obviously turning.  Both had a green light.  Be an a##hole and honk at someone already in the crosswalk and expect to get your tire kicked.


In NYC, you must WALK your bicycle in a crosswalk, or stay on the road with those two-ton cars.  The messenger, if riding, was violating the law.
http://www.oginski-law.com/library/bicycle-and-pedestrian-laws-in-th e- state-of-new-york.cfm
/But most cyclist ignore such nuances and ride wherever they damn well please.
//Typically, I move over to give them plenty of lane space because they're really, really mean and can kick and bite.
2013-03-23 08:05:14 PM
1 votes:
Don't taze me bra!!!
2013-03-23 08:04:43 PM
1 votes:
trying that again....
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2013-03-23 08:03:48 PM
1 votes:

Yogimus: Because you are confusing a stun-gun with a tazer.


I'm going to rule in favor of Emposter, neither tool is intended to be used to inflict blunt force trauma.
2013-03-23 08:01:14 PM
1 votes:

YoOjo: Like duh, of course pregnant women can catch dudes on bikes.
Think about it people, she has at least four legs, maybe more.
Plus as anyone who's ever been through it knows, pregnant women are like velociraptors, with added crankiness.


Sort of this. Not so much on the running part, but a lot on the crankiness part. DO NOT MESS WITH THE PREGOS! Tell them they look radiant and that they will be wonderful mothers. But whatever you do, DO. NOT. CROSS. PREGOS.
2013-03-23 07:59:19 PM
1 votes:
If the fetus is a person, does this make it a co-conspirator?
2013-03-23 05:46:56 PM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Farking biker crossed against the light.  Gets yelled at instead of squished. Kicks car. Earns beatdown.



Oh sure, shoot the messenger.

/Typical
2013-03-23 05:40:41 PM
1 votes:
Farking biker crossed against the light.  Gets yelled at instead of squished. Kicks car. Earns beatdown.
 
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