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(WLKY Louisville)   Asking your son to pull up his pants? That's a stabbing   ( divider line
    More: Scary, stabs  
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6159 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Mar 2013 at 9:28 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-24 08:17:20 AM  
And who DATES these fools? Women

It doesn't matter if the new 'pseudo bad-boy' fashion/moniker is this 'ah been in prison and been hardened by life own d'skreets' sagging pants, an eternal gnarled (read: constipated) expression, etc. - there will always be females who fine them desirable. It's the cliche' 'ooooh he's bad now, but I can fix him' mentality - usually resulting in these aforementioned females pumping out 12 puppies, tattoos on their sagging, 17 year old breasts and the ultimate 'I'm a victim!' claims due to daddy-issues, meth-moms, and the need to use the aforementioned ureteral spewings as social shields in a transparent effort from them taking any responsibility for their scenarios.
2013-03-24 07:04:34 PM  
I work in construction. Primarily men. Dozens on any given site. Lots o saggy drawers. Lots of bum showing. Hairy, smooth, fat, slim, freckled, oddly tanned. It almost seems de rigeur. Its as though they are showing off their goods at market. Which is odd...because if they knew I was gay and was envisioning dirty things....they would freak out.
Pull your pants up. Its distracting. And making me want to treat you like a dirty whore.
2013-03-25 09:08:56 AM

Every time he was on Hee Haw Buck and Roy fussed at him about pulling up his pants.  But yo, dat ain't dope G.
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