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(WGRZ Buffalo)   Ugly ass polar bear cub to get ugly ass playmate   (wgrz.com) divider line 20
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4027 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Mar 2013 at 11:09 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-23 03:30:23 PM  
An orphaned polar bear cub found in Point Lay, Alaska earlier this month


Yeah..."found".

*cough*poachers*cough*
 
2013-03-23 03:42:00 PM  

gopher321: Yeah..."found".

*cough*poachers*cough*


You could be right but it isn't uncommon for polar bears to reject their cubs. That's why our cub at the Buffalo Zoo is being raised by the vet tech. The mother was a dumbass. And our last male, Luna's father, was wild born and abandoned by his mother along with his brother.
 
2013-03-23 09:09:34 PM  
Why do I suddenly feel the urge to have a Coke(tm)?
 
2013-03-23 10:05:55 PM  
awww
 
2013-03-23 11:03:04 PM  
I've been whoring out the Buffalo Zoo's bear for as long as I've been allowed and since then they've raised $500,000.

Keep giving. Buffalo needs a new bear exhibit and the proposed one will be awesome.

FREE* Personalized tours for those that donate and can prove it.

*you still have to pay admission
 
2013-03-23 11:12:04 PM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: *you still have to pay admission


Thanks for covering airfare and hotel.
 
2013-03-23 11:20:33 PM  
What IS it with Farkers this weekend?

I've had to triple my insulin dosage. And I don't even have diabetes.
 
2013-03-23 11:27:16 PM  
How come its always the cute ones that either end up eating your face, or emptying your wallet?
 
2013-03-23 11:27:27 PM  
I wish I had an ass-playmate.
 
2013-03-23 11:59:04 PM  

Biological Ali: I wish I had an ass-playmate.


Personally, I think those critters are a little young for that type of action.
 
2013-03-24 12:18:04 AM  

Biological Ali: I wish I had an ass-playmate.


Call ghastly.
 
2013-03-24 12:22:01 AM  
I guess that makes them bipolar.
 
2013-03-24 12:26:39 AM  
I was expecting something like this:
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Also, there is a surprising lack of zoo keeper fetish on the Internet.
If you want to prove me wrong I shouldn't need to tell you that if you go searching for "zoo" and "fetish" on the Internet you're in for a nasty surprise.
 
2013-03-24 12:31:30 AM  
If they were supposed to have bears it wouldn't be called a buffalo zoo, assholes.  What's next? Fish? Storks?

Way to focus, buffalo zoo.
 
2013-03-24 01:03:21 AM  

jaytkay: If they were supposed to have bears it wouldn't be called a buffalo zoo, assholes.  What's next? Fish? Storks?

Way to focus, buffalo zoo.


images.nationalgeographic.com
Hey! That's a bison! Refund!
 
2013-03-24 01:58:07 AM  
The newscaster in the video kept saying "Cully" when the bear's name is Kali.

/annoyed
//not with the cute polar bears
 
2013-03-24 02:29:08 AM  

gopher321: An orphaned polar bear cub found in Point Lay, Alaska earlier this month


Yeah..."found".

*cough*poachers*cough*


Nope.

It was found by an Inupiaq subsistence hunter -- Inupiaq are allowed to hunt them, so it isn't poaching. He killed the sow, realized it was a nursing mother, then tracked down the den to find the cub.
 
2013-03-24 02:31:36 AM  

silentstone7: The newscaster in the video kept saying "Cully" when the bear's name is Kali.

/annoyed
//not with the cute polar bears


It's being pronounced correctly. It's the Inupiat name for Point Lay.
 
2013-03-24 02:36:45 AM  
 
2013-03-24 02:44:23 AM  

xanadian: Why do I suddenly feel the urge to have a Coke(tm)?


"Tazruk said he had hoped to name the cub Coca-Cola, a favorite drink. He was apparently overruled by others in the village..."
 
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