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(Cracked)   Have you ever wanted a personal helper monkey? Just remember the goods and bads of owning one   ( ) divider line 17
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10342 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Mar 2013 at 5:44 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-23 04:27:11 PM  
5 votes:
Pray for mojo
2013-03-23 06:41:57 PM  
3 votes:
Liebe meine Apschminki!
2013-03-23 05:52:44 PM  
3 votes:

Chariset: "the goods and bads" submitter?

Did your helper monkey type that for you?
"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?! you stupid monkey!
2013-03-23 06:35:59 PM  
2 votes:
Yeah, but we all know how having a helper monkey ends up.
2013-03-23 06:31:20 PM  
2 votes:
2013-03-23 06:24:30 PM  
2 votes:

Haven't you always wanted a mon-key?
2013-03-23 06:08:18 PM  
2 votes:
2013-03-23 06:07:12 PM  
2 votes:
Con: the chain of events inevitably leading to crossbow murder
2013-03-23 05:57:56 PM  
2 votes:
2013-03-23 03:05:14 PM  
2 votes:
Monkey sh*t. Monkey sh*t everywhere.
2013-03-23 06:57:29 PM  
1 vote:
2013-03-23 06:28:29 PM  
1 vote:

JosephFinn: Ryker's Peninsula: Monkey Shines was a terrible movie.

God damnit, I was headed here to post this.

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I'm so old, I saw that movie in the theaters in college.  Dragged a bunch of friends to go see it.  Sounds dumb, they said.  It's George Romero, I said, it must be awesome.  Two hours later, I lost a bunch of friends.
2013-03-23 05:47:33 PM  
1 vote:
Not even going to bother clicking on it. The helper monkey probably made it three "pages" long in one narrow column.
2013-03-23 04:59:07 PM  
1 vote:
Pro: monkey
Con: monkey
2013-03-23 04:48:40 PM  
1 vote:
There are dumb-ass Cracked articles, and then there's this one.
2013-03-23 03:53:51 PM  
1 vote:
"the goods and bads" submitter?

Did your helper monkey type that for you?
2013-03-23 03:48:03 PM  
1 vote:
All I know about helper monkeys I learned from "Malcolm in the middle"
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