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(Cracked)   Have you ever wanted a personal helper monkey? Just remember the goods and bads of owning one   (cracked.com) divider line 70
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2013-03-23 07:47:21 PM
Well bim 1154 I have the white male lack of rythym so the "Monkey Pimp Walk" is right the fark out but the perfect name would be "The Man with the Yellow Hat". Kinda creepy but with just the right amount of reference to your childhood to make it loveable.
 
2013-03-23 07:57:59 PM

LovingTeacher: Well bim 1154 I have the white male lack of rythym so the "Monkey Pimp Walk" is right the fark out but the perfect name would be "The Man with the Yellow Hat". Kinda creepy but with just the right amount of reference to your childhood to make it loveable.


Well you got the name and I'm about 2 months away from getting my hip replaced so for the time being I think I have the Pimp walk down fairly well.
 
2013-03-23 07:59:03 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

This is not the sort of "help" you need.
 
2013-03-23 08:09:21 PM
Can I have a midget, or an irish child?
 
2013-03-23 08:09:30 PM
bim 1154 you could use the name for a slight licensing fee. You could also reference that horrible Dylan song "Someone and the Monkey Man" but no one liked the song and it lacks the creepy vibe of the other one.
 
2013-03-23 09:51:35 PM
I think this is officially one of the worst/most stupid/poorly written article I've seen greenlit on Fark. Did somebody's idiot friend write this or something?
 
2013-03-23 10:09:07 PM
CHIMPS ARE NOT MONKEYS. THEY ARE APES. THEY DO NOT HAVE TAILS.

[pant pant pant]

Yep, I unleashed the farking fury, goldurninit.
 
2013-03-23 11:12:01 PM
My buddy has a Capuchin. Coolest thing in the whole world. Her name is Molly. She's smart as hell too. Knows how to figure out combination locks.
 
2013-03-23 11:36:11 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: [s10.postimg.org image 570x475]

Haven't you always wanted a mon-key?


Two ways I know this image was made by a Canadian:

1. "Kraft Dinner" instead of "Kraft Macaroni & Cheese".
2. Ketchup as a companion to mac & cheese. Only a Canadian would do that.

/Well, that or a Canada-leaning Michigander.
//Which I am, which explains why I actually do say "Kraft Dinner" and use ketchup with mac & cheese.
 
2013-03-23 11:50:53 PM
No mention of Y: The Last Man yet?

Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-03-24 12:41:49 AM
Since no body else posted a picture of it...
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-24 01:19:16 AM
You take the good
you take the bad
you take them both
and then you have
a helper monkey
a helper moinkey
 
2013-03-24 03:07:29 AM
I went to a lady's house that owned a capuchin monkey once. It took to grooming me, which was basically pulling on my arm hairs, which hurt like crazy.
 
2013-03-24 05:13:33 AM
www.behindthevoiceactors.com
 
2013-03-24 07:17:25 AM
How about this helper monkey...
 
2013-03-24 07:18:22 AM
Try this again...
 
2013-03-24 07:19:38 AM
This time...www.chud.com
 
2013-03-24 10:04:32 AM
NO. Monkeys are creepy and have sharp teeth.
 
2013-03-24 11:21:15 AM
monkey hate clean
 
2013-03-24 01:00:47 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Haven't you always wanted a mon-key?


Where's the green dress? (Not a real green dress, that's cruel.)
 
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