Demetrius: There are dumb-ass Cracked articles, and then there's this one.
Ryker's Peninsula: Monkey Shines was a terrible movie.
Chariset: "the goods and bads" submitter?Did your helper monkey type that for you?
"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?! you stupid monkey!
lasercannon: [majikthise.typepad.com image 312x239]
Three Crooked Squirrels: Demetrius: There are dumb-ass Cracked articles, and then there's this one.That article was really farking stupid.
I_Am_Weasel: Careful what you say, people. Don't taunt the helper monkey.
JosephFinn: Ryker's Peninsula: Monkey Shines was a terrible movie.God damnit, I was headed here to post this.[www.jonathanrosenbaum.com image 519x336]
SpdrJay: I ordered a personal helper monkey, but I got dynamite monkey instead.....
jake_lex: Yeah, but we all know how having a helper monkey ends up.[www.stumptuous.com image 500x375]
LovingTeacher: To whoever mentioned it farther up the thread (sorry the phone won't let me quote you and I can only see 3 or 4 comments at a time): I too had thoughts about all of the perverted shiat you could teach a helper monkey to do. To other people of course not to me. You could be a Monkey Pimp, I can't think of a more awsome title.
The Incredible Sexual Egg: I've read the headline four different times and I still cannot fathom the amount of lead paint subby consumed as a child
FormlessOne: Speaking of pet peeve, I really, truly, and deeply despise anyone who claims that their pet is a "helper animal" solely because they want, for themselves and their pet, the privileges given actual helper animals when it comes to public access & interaction. There are folks out there who really do need helper animals to deal with not just physical, but also psychological, hurdles, and these assholes make a mockery of that need.No different than pretending to be handicapped just to get a parking placard, and just as friggin' despicable.
whither_apophis: All I know about helper monkeys I learned from "Malcolm in the middle"
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