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(ABC 4 Charleston)   Month-old bear cubs left in a box by the road were reunited at a rescue facility   (abcnews4.com) divider line 34
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2013-03-23 04:14:48 PM
Are they fleeter than birds?
 
2013-03-23 04:35:55 PM
How the hell do a bunch of friggen bear cubs end up in a cardboard box on the side of the road in the first place?

I'm imagining some kind of near sited hillbilly actually trying to abandon a box full of puppies...
 
2013-03-23 04:37:32 PM

Cerebral Knievel: How the hell do a bunch of friggen bear cubs end up in a cardboard box on the side of the road in the first place?

I'm imagining some kind of near sited hillbilly actually trying to abandon a box full of puppies...


My guess is someone killed the mother (either accidentally or poaching) found the cubs and decided they couldn't keep them but couldn't kill them either.
 
2013-03-23 04:40:26 PM

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: Cerebral Knievel: How the hell do a bunch of friggen bear cubs end up in a cardboard box on the side of the road in the first place?

I'm imagining some kind of near sited hillbilly actually trying to abandon a box full of puppies...

My guess is someone killed the mother (either accidentally or poaching) found the cubs and decided they couldn't keep them but couldn't kill them either.


Exactly what I was thinking.
 
2013-03-23 04:40:56 PM

Cerebral Knievel: How the hell do a bunch of friggen bear cubs end up in a cardboard box on the side of the road in the first place?

I'm imagining some kind of near sited hillbilly actually trying to abandon a box full of puppies...


Sounds like the opening of a beer commercial.
 
2013-03-23 04:41:41 PM

Cerebral Knievel: How the hell do a bunch of friggen bear cubs end up in a cardboard box on the side of the road in the first place?

I'm imagining some kind of near sited hillbilly actually trying to abandon a box full of puppies...


Could be that the hunter shot and killed the mother and then realised she had cubs?

I'm not a big fan of hunting. I only hunt if I'm deep in the bush and want to eat. I can't understand why people do it for sport though.
 
2013-03-23 04:42:38 PM
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2013-03-23 05:03:43 PM
Oh Im quite sure it was the poacher scenario... I was just going for a near sited hillbilly joke.


When do black bears start to emerge from hibernation? maybe somebody was clearing land.. unearthed a groggy mamma bear.. killed it 'cuz ERMAGAWDBEAR!

then they saw the cubs... and for some reason.. packed them into a cardboard box, and left them on the side of the road somewhere...
 
2013-03-23 05:09:19 PM
I am sick are farking tired of these dead bear parents not willing to take responsibility for their cubs and leaving them for someone else to take care of. They hibernate all farking winter and when the spring comes they leave their cubs for the government to take care of. We should shoot the lot of them!
 
2013-03-23 05:13:22 PM
...just in time for Bearsday?
 
2013-03-23 05:17:41 PM
Damn, I thought I did well finding an owl rescue. Bears are whole other level.

I only took half an hour and 4 other challengers failed.
 
2013-03-23 05:21:43 PM
I can bear-ly contain my elation at this news.
 
2013-03-23 05:37:11 PM

bucket_chemist: I am sick are farking tired of these dead bear parents not willing to take responsibility for their cubs and leaving them for someone else to take care of. They hibernate all farking winter and when the spring comes they leave their cubs for the government to take care of. We should shoot the lot of them!


I was going to make a joke about black bears, but I didn't want to summon the race-baiting threadshiatters.
 
2013-03-23 05:47:14 PM

Arumat: bucket_chemist: I am sick are farking tired of these dead bear parents not willing to take responsibility for their cubs and leaving them for someone else to take care of. They hibernate all farking winter and when the spring comes they leave their cubs for the government to take care of. We should shoot the lot of them!

I was going to make a joke about black bears, but I didn't want to summon the race-baiting threadshiatters.


I would joke along with you, but I don't want to come off as a race-baiting thredshiatter.
 
2013-03-23 05:51:29 PM
That might be a better ending to the movie "Seven".
Awwww.... what's in the box!?
Awwww.... how cute!!
 
2013-03-23 06:05:13 PM
Cubs fans held on for a bit longer this season. Impressive.
 
2013-03-23 06:10:11 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Arumat: bucket_chemist: I am sick are farking tired of these dead bear parents not willing to take responsibility for their cubs and leaving them for someone else to take care of. They hibernate all farking winter and when the spring comes they leave their cubs for the government to take care of. We should shoot the lot of them!

I was going to make a joke about black bears, but I didn't want to summon the race-baiting threadshiatters.

I would joke along with you, but I don't want to come off as a race-baiting thredshiatter.


Well, what about those border-crossing brown bears? Heading south from Canadia every summer to eat our livestock?
 
2013-03-23 06:36:17 PM

Gyrfalcon: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Arumat: bucket_chemist: I am sick are farking tired of these dead bear parents not willing to take responsibility for their cubs and leaving them for someone else to take care of. They hibernate all farking winter and when the spring comes they leave their cubs for the government to take care of. We should shoot the lot of them!

I was going to make a joke about black bears, but I didn't want to summon the race-baiting threadshiatters.

I would joke along with you, but I don't want to come off as a race-baiting thredshiatter.

Well, what about those border-crossing brown bears? Heading south from Canadia every summer to eat our livestock?


Brown bears are okay. Hard workers, don't complain. It's them damn koala bears that are parasites. Just sitting in trees, sniffing eucalyptus  all damn day...
 
2013-03-23 06:38:52 PM
Always quick to blame the hunters.  Maybe it's bear prom.
 
2013-03-23 06:53:39 PM
photos.imageevent.com
 
2013-03-23 06:57:33 PM

johnson442: ...just in time for Bearsday?


I was thinking
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Puts on glasses
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Catbearday! Greatest day ever.
/not counting Steal & BJ day.
//not that I usually get either from my wife but a fellow has got to hope in something. I hope in Steak and BJ day coming true for me someday.
 
2013-03-23 07:17:52 PM
Zarquon's Flat Tire: Arumat: bucket_chemist: I am sick are farking tired of these dead bear parents not willing to take responsibility for their cubs and leaving them for someone else to take care of. They hibernate all farking winter and when the spring comes they leave their cubs for the government to take care of. We should shoot the lot of them!

I was going to make a joke about black bears, but I didn't want to summon the race-baiting threadshiatters.

I would joke along with you, but I don't want to come off as a race-baiting thredshiatter.


Fine I'll summon the threadshiatters, What did you expect from a BLACK bear hurp a durp
 
2013-03-23 07:18:52 PM

spunkymunky: johnson442: ...just in time for Bearsday?

I was thinking
.
.
Puts on glasses
.
.
.
Catbearday! Greatest day ever.
/not counting Steal & BJ day.
//not that I usually get either from my wife but a fellow has got to hope in something. I hope in Steak and BJ day coming true for me someday.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-23 07:22:52 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-23 07:26:01 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-23 07:29:15 PM

mikaloyd: spunkymunky: johnson442: ...just in time for Bearsday?

I was thinking
.
.
Puts on glasses
.
.
.
Catbearday! Greatest day ever.
/not counting Steal & BJ day.
//not that I usually get either from my wife but a fellow has got to hope in something. I hope in Steak and BJ day coming true for me someday.


I'm chock full of good ideas tonight. My next good idea is to go order Chinese food and either play Xbox or find crappy B movies to watch while I eat and drink hard cider.
 
2013-03-23 07:30:51 PM
weapon13: Cerebral Knievel: How the hell do a bunch of friggen bear cubs end up in a cardboard box on the side of the road in the first place?

I'm imagining some kind of near sited hillbilly actually trying to abandon a box full of puppies...

Could be that the hunter shot and killed the mother and then realised she had cubs?

I'm not a big fan of hunting. I only hunt if I'm deep in the bush and want to eat. I can't understand why people do it for sport though.


Nah the average poacher that shot  the momma for the galbladder cuz the chinks think the gal bladder will give them a bigger cawk or some such shiat would have split open the cubs with a knife and took theirs too.

I'm thinking either road kill or a self defense (angry momma protecting cubs charged person)
 
2013-03-23 07:33:43 PM

JammerJim: Gyrfalcon: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Arumat: bucket_chemist: I am sick are farking tired of these dead bear parents not willing to take responsibility for their cubs and leaving them for someone else to take care of. They hibernate all farking winter and when the spring comes they leave their cubs for the government to take care of. We should shoot the lot of them!

I was going to make a joke about black bears, but I didn't want to summon the race-baiting threadshiatters.

I would joke along with you, but I don't want to come off as a race-baiting thredshiatter.

Well, what about those border-crossing brown bears? Heading south from Canadia every summer to eat our livestock?

Brown bears are okay. Hard workers, don't complain. It's them damn koala bears that are parasites. Just sitting in trees, sniffing eucalyptus  all damn day...


But koalas aren't bears. Therefore they can do as they damn please.
 
2013-03-23 08:19:16 PM
Catbearday! Greatest day ever.


I'll pass


cl.jroo.me
 
2013-03-23 09:24:04 PM
 
2013-03-23 09:50:34 PM
Those are stupid and unattractive.
 
2013-03-23 11:12:26 PM

Larry Mahnken: Are they fleeter than birds?


Doesn't matter. You take a chance evers time you tinker with wild animals.
 
2013-03-24 01:00:46 AM
DIAF to people who mistreat animals
 
2013-03-24 08:27:22 AM

Clemkadidlefark: DIAF to people who mistreat animals


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