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(NY Daily News)   Princess Diana may have died pregnant   (nydailynews.com) divider line 134
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PTK
2003-12-22 07:28:26 PM  
Anybody else sick and tired of the damn media not letting her rest in peace? Shiet, leave it the fark alone.
My local news does not need to display this, she died in...'97(?), it's old. Fark off

/she had anything real to do with Detroit? Doubt it. Don't care, just stating
 
2003-12-22 07:30:06 PM  
Ya think?
 
2003-12-22 07:30:52 PM  
She's as eternal as the Brits having ugly women and bad teeth.

Yep, British women are hideous.

http://img.atpictures.com/keira/keira099.jpg

Arhh, my eyes! It burns! It burns!
 
2003-12-22 07:31:19 PM  
When a woman cheats, its the man's fault for not treating her right..

When a man cheats, it's the man's fault for being a damn dirty insensitive ape.

Oh well, i guess we deserve a double standard.. since women have the "You're a dirty whore if you sleep around one, but men who sleep around are Kings."
 
2003-12-22 07:31:19 PM  
I'd like to suggest the theory that she also may have been involves in a massive underground conspiracy that involved smuggling weapons of mass destruction and hot cocoa sampler boxes into Iraq.
 
2003-12-22 07:32:05 PM  
2003-12-22 07:23:36 PM Trapezoid
Imagine if she hadn't died, but went into a coma, then woke up and went on a vengeful Paparazzi killing spree.


Here's $2 million, I want a screenplay on my desk in two weeks.
 
2003-12-22 07:32:07 PM  
Devilsnight looks to be in the throes of post-dumping angst. Look out for the drunk crying next.
 
2003-12-22 07:32:59 PM  
Sad, rich, short life.
The House of Windsor got out of her what they wanted - heirs - cause Chuck's fat ugly mistress was too damn old.
Leave her memory alone, I say.
 
2003-12-22 07:34:10 PM  
The Pregnent Princess That Died In The Tunnel? No, my parents didn't tell me that fairy tale.
 
2003-12-22 07:35:07 PM  
Why am I not surprised?
 
2003-12-22 07:38:02 PM  
2003-12-22 07:05:42 PM hamas_and_peta
the last thing to go through the baby's head?

the radiator


Ha! I have...nothing to say to that. Well done!
 
2003-12-22 07:38:17 PM  
I just got an idea.
Let's introduce toothpaste and teeth whiteners to the good ol' brits.
Plus condoms...
 
2003-12-22 07:38:52 PM  
No fb- reference? Read the FArQ....
 
2003-12-22 07:41:34 PM  
The real reason they knocked Dodi and Diana off, was not because Dodi knocked Diana up. It's 'cause they would have to give the little nipper's granddad a British passport. And that would never do, right?
 
2003-12-22 07:41:50 PM  
I thought that Al-Fayed dude owned Ful....ham...boobies. ooh.

Doesn't one of them own Fulham FC?
 
2003-12-22 07:42:03 PM  
princess diana died as a psychic sacrifice to the king of all tears who feasted on the pain and suffering of the masses.
 
2003-12-22 07:42:16 PM  
Scott Peterson killed them both. My cat told me so.


Meow
 
2003-12-22 07:43:33 PM  
We all know Al-Fayed is crooked, but no more so than some of the other c*nts who get citizenship and he's done alot more for the country than they have.

Yeah, he owns Fulham.
 
2003-12-22 07:44:53 PM  
"They nearest thing I can tell, Jim, is that they die pregnant."

Something about not wanting Egyptians in the Royal family

Except that she wasn't in the royal family. She married into it and then divorced out of it - and divorcing your wife when you're sick of her is what being English royalty is all about.
 
2003-12-22 07:45:50 PM  
(bear with me, I'm really tired at this point, Christmas sucks because people expect me to buy shiat for them)

I like how it's "may" have been pregnant.

Like the investigationary dudes...

...were just rooting around in there....

"Sir! I think it's a fetus! Look! Octuplets! Oh! Wait. Maybe they're Gummi Bears. Send out the press release while we investigate (munch) this matter (munch) mmmm.... Gummi.... this matter further (munch)."
 
2003-12-22 07:52:41 PM  
The fetus, formerly known as Prince.
 
2003-12-22 07:52:52 PM  
oflinkey

Not a post-dump, just a bit bitter. Besides, it gives me a valid excuse to drink.
 
2003-12-22 07:53:39 PM  
The average older, white wasp "Brit" support the idea of a royal family, but a lot of the younger "subjects" couldn't give a toss now Diana is gone. She was the only one that gave any sense of relevancy for the younger generation. The rest of the royals didn't like her (which, of course feed this silly conspiracy thing about her death being a "hit")

The other factors contributing to the demise of support for the Monarchy.
1. Demographics of the UK are changing. Many of the immigrants to UK don't have the same attachment to the queen, and niether do their kids. The birth rate of the immigrants is way higher than "idigenous" British subjects. Do the math.

2. Other than Queen Elizabeth herself, there are no "sane" members of the Royals left, unless you count Prince William and Harry. But do you honestly think they want to live by those stupid, dumb "rules" to become a king? Chances are, the outdated demands of royalty in this modern age will drive them nuts just like the rest of the family.
 
2003-12-22 07:53:54 PM  
It's a good thing that she died -- the "royal family" is having a hard enough time without a bastard baby terrorist joining their ranks.
 
2003-12-22 07:55:24 PM  
Reactron -- LOL
 
2003-12-22 07:56:04 PM  
I read the FarQ and I did not see anything about Fb- references. I know that the filter did something to it a while back. I don't get it. I also didn't see anything about "cowbell" in the FarQ and that's a pretty inside joke to be missing from in there.
 
2003-12-22 07:56:36 PM  
I'm tired and drunk at all hours I don't have to work or interact with another human being who objects to drunkenness.

Why do you think I've been level 22 in Dark Age of Camelot for like 5 weeks? I can't even think straight enough to play the game I can't think straight enough to stop paying for every month.

Don't even get me started on how long it's taking me to get through Neverwinter Nights, Frozen Throne, and Shenmue II.

Only thing I can play is Jedi Academy, and I always lose when I'm sober.

Speaking of which, I'm making sense again aren't I?

My rap thread rant seemed like a much better idea before I just took that piss. Stupid lovable vodka, my only friend and ally, like Saruman and Rohan, such buddies they were always sitting around shooting the breeze.
 
2003-12-22 08:00:37 PM  
Let's reexamine the facts, shall we?

Diana, not the brightest person alive, decides to go in a car with a driver who was pissed drunk

Then Dodi, as dumbass as he is, wants to lose the paparazzis by going 200km/h, in the MIDDLE OF PARIS! Have you ever seen a scooter go 200? Haha

Anyhow, ends up hit the wall of a tunnel; A WALL of a TUNNEL!! Jeezus. Is it a conspiracy? or a drunk-ass driver with a heavy foot?

Obviously, if they was a innocent person killed, the conspiracy nonsense would have been killed in court.
 
2003-12-22 08:00:38 PM  
Damn, those French abortion techniques are brutal.
 
2003-12-22 08:01:15 PM  
im surprised at how disrespectful all you people are being. theres no need to call her a slag or 'cum-dumpster'.
she did a lot of good for the world. petitioning to stop land mines and helping children in third world countries and shiat like that.

q. where did prince charles spend his honeymoon?
a. indianna
 
2003-12-22 08:03:45 PM  
I was in a McDonalds in France shortly after Diana was murdered by Jacque Chirac. While chomping on my burger, I thought I saw a fetus head staring back at me. Kinda looked like Mother Theresa, but wasn't. I firmly believe they ground up Diana for my double quarter pound with goat cheese.
 
2003-12-22 08:08:45 PM  
did anyone read the daily news, or the SUN the day after she died.

In other news, Pete and Re pete walk into a bar...

PS, my brother is pregnant by space aliens from Milwalkeeeeee
 
2003-12-22 08:12:47 PM  
PS Robert & John Kennedy, John Lennon, MLK, Anwar Sadat, Abraham Lincoln, and Ghandi were all pregnant at the time of their deaths.

Reagan was too, but he had an abortion. (it was Jodie Foster's)
 
2003-12-22 08:18:13 PM  
she must not have been far along if neither charles nor her family knew, thus...whoopdy dee friggin do
 
2003-12-22 08:28:45 PM  
All the boohooing over Diana's death really pissed me off. My brother-in-law died a few days before, and he was worth 10 of her.

He was only 30. I still miss him.
 
2003-12-22 08:34:40 PM  
good night, sweet prince
 
2003-12-22 08:35:50 PM  
Oh god, not her again.
 
2003-12-22 08:36:50 PM  
How did your sister feel about your affair with him?
 
2003-12-22 08:40:04 PM  
SockMonkeyHolocaust

Really, some parasitic piece of trash royalty

Wow, that's really nice. (I know, why do I expect "nice" on Fark?)

Wasn't she drunk when she crashed?

Doesn't matter if she was or not, as she wasn't driving.

Iscariot

"....have strenuously denied past suggestions that the Princess was expecting a third child at the time of her death."

Huh? Wouldn't it be her fourth?


No, it would have been her third. Princes William & Harry are her only children.

chipaku

I'd be more surprised if that cum-dumpster wasn't pregnant.

Ya know, that's really just beyond crude.

Harridan

Sad, rich, short life.
The House of Windsor got out of her what they wanted - heirs - cause Chuck's fat ugly mistress was too damn old.
Leave her memory alone, I say.


Yeah, pretty much. And the married thing on Camilla's part was a bit of a problem as well, moreso than age I'd venture.
 
2003-12-22 08:46:00 PM  
Her life didnt matter when she was alive and it doesnt matter now.
 
2003-12-22 08:59:57 PM  
Now, just how old is Jacko's "daughter", hmmmmm ?
 
2003-12-22 09:02:53 PM  
Doesn't matter if she was or not, as she wasn't driving.

Oh, bullshiat. She knew damn well that the driver was loaded. But she was one of the elite and normal rules didn't apply to her poopdontstinkness.
 
2003-12-22 09:08:20 PM  
Wow, Fark has a clarvoiyant troll.
 
2003-12-22 09:08:35 PM  
She died .so what. people farking die every day. get over it.
 
2003-12-22 09:11:02 PM  
KoolAid Man's Fluffer, so you're the one who keeps the "Oh Yeah"'s coming (so to speak)?
 
2003-12-22 09:20:14 PM  
*shrug* pregnant or not she's still dead.
 
2003-12-22 09:25:59 PM  
GetThatFarkinThingAwayFromMe: WOW. so What are your plans for the future?
 
2003-12-22 09:27:35 PM  
Rather drastic way to have an abortion I'd say.
 
2003-12-22 10:00:01 PM  
rhcmom

So you're for drinking during pregnancy?
 
2003-12-22 10:03:50 PM  
The butler did it.
 
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