tenpoundsofcheese: "Honey, you have been buying too much junk, wasting money in Vegas, and spending money irresponsibly. Go ask your boss for a big raise so we can fix this problem!".
shotglasss: ramblinwreck: Silverstaff: FTFA: "You may not feel it at the moment, but this is one of the Senate's finest days in recent years,"*sigh* Because they actually did something? Because the Republicans didn't fillibuster something? Because it was a moment of non-gridlock?The first time in 4 damn years the Senate actually votes on a budget. Yup, real high point in recent American history.Can you look up in the Constitution where it says the Senate is supposed to draft the budget? Right, because it says the House...The law also says the President is to submit a budget by Feb 1. We are still waiting for Obammy to submit his budget.
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cameroncrazy1984: clowncar on fire: Only once I've exhausted those venues would i then consider bringing in additional income through a second job. At that point- the onus would be upon me to earn the extra incom and not tell my friends and family that they need to supplement my budget so I could continue to live beyond my means.And this, friends, is why the government budget is in no way like a household budget.
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