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(WTKR)   Most awesome school security guard ever would pick up her 15-year-old boyfriend at night when he snuck out of his home and drive him to her house where they would smoke post and have sex   (wtkr.com) divider line 63
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2013-03-23 07:45:35 AM
Smoke post? Are they carving up her bed and lighting it? Are they both pleasing another man orally? What's going on here?
 
2013-03-23 08:21:43 AM
Hey man, Dave's not here. He's smoking post Man.
 
2013-03-23 08:22:26 AM
Maybe it's a combo of smoking pole and smoking pot. Sort of like having a punt.
 
2013-03-23 08:33:14 AM
www.postcereal.net
 
2013-03-23 08:35:28 AM
I think subby meant "smoke pole"...
 
2013-03-23 08:47:56 AM
I would have killed to smoke some post in highschool.

Stupid closeted conservative Christian upbringing. Missed out on all that fun teenage gay sex.
 
2013-03-23 08:48:10 AM
Did she get the post from a dug-dealer, or the local fence?
 
2013-03-23 08:51:55 AM
Post is a gateway...aw, nevermind.
 
2013-03-23 08:54:20 AM
  I'm posting right now...
 
2013-03-23 08:58:33 AM
I tried to smoke it once, but didn't like it. Plus, it's really difficult to roll.
 
2013-03-23 09:07:20 AM
She can smoke my post.
 
2013-03-23 09:17:32 AM
 Post Toasties...
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-03-23 09:50:30 AM

Snarfangel: Did she get the post from a dug-dealer, or the local fence?


i assume that they smoked his post in exchange for drugs.  School security guards don't make much money.
 
2013-03-23 10:12:16 AM
subby spiffy?
Are you farking kidding me?

They were planning to kill her husband, a Navy sailor.
 
2013-03-23 10:19:08 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: subby spiffy?
Are you farking kidding me?

They were planning to kill her husband, a Navy sailor.


If he were in the Air Force it would have gotten the Awesome tag.
 
2013-03-23 11:23:23 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: subby spiffy?
Are you farking kidding me?

They were planning to kill her husband, a Navy sailor.


Why would they bother? Sailors are useless.
 
2013-03-23 11:29:04 AM
Just to be clear:

www.ressacmedia.com
 
2013-03-23 11:30:33 AM
I bet subby has smoked a lotta posts in his day
 
2013-03-23 11:30:45 AM
It's spiffy because child rape and giving a child drugs is brilliant.
 
2013-03-23 11:30:48 AM
Another woman that raped a boy and it isn't even written that way in the article. These journalists are farking pathetic.
 
2013-03-23 11:31:20 AM
Ms. Perez's husband

so wouldn't that make her Mrs. Perez?
 
2013-03-23 11:31:21 AM

nmemkha: Just to be clear:

[www.ressacmedia.com image 360x240]


If I could only get paid for it I could be a pro smoking post.
 
2013-03-23 11:31:40 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: subby spiffy?
Are you farking kidding me?

They were planning to kill her husband, a Navy sailor.


Fark you, subby, for making me agree with this guy.

/seriously, fark you
 
2013-03-23 11:31:49 AM
I used to smoke post-sex

But then I gave up sex.

I can breathe easier now that I don't smoke.
 
2013-03-23 11:31:58 AM
I love me some good post.
 
2013-03-23 11:32:14 AM
Smoke post? How 'bout you spellcheck, farking FARK?
 
2013-03-23 11:32:35 AM
Hurray! Statutory rape is now spiffy on Fark!
 
2013-03-23 11:32:53 AM

Ghastly: tenpoundsofcheese: subby spiffy?
Are you farking kidding me?

They were planning to kill her husband, a Navy sailor.

If he were in the Air Force it would have gotten the Awesome tag.


Awesome tag for the Chair Force?

media.tumblr.com

/hot like your failed dreams of chair force aspiration
 
2013-03-23 11:33:10 AM
I always load a bowl of Post for breakfast.
 
2013-03-23 11:33:53 AM
images.sodahead.com

What a smokin' Post might look like.
 
2013-03-23 11:34:25 AM
Autocorrect has made our lives that much richer, that much more amusing.
 
2013-03-23 11:34:48 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-23 11:35:49 AM

theorellior: Autocorrect has made our lives that much richer, that much more amusing.


Does it actually automatically correct it or do you have to touch the word you meant to say from a list of suggestions?
 
2013-03-23 11:36:21 AM

Krymson Tyde: I tried to smoke it once, but didn't like it. Plus, it's really difficult to roll.


gis for bama fan sucking on post is not safe for work
 
2013-03-23 11:36:41 AM

Ghastly: If he were in the Air Force it would have gotten the Awesome tag.


jaylectricity: Why would they bother? Sailors are useless.


Alright kiddos, let's put em back in our pants now.
 
2013-03-23 11:37:09 AM

Lurk sober post drunk: Ms. Perez's husband

so wouldn't that make her Mrs. Perez?


nobody missus her much
 
2013-03-23 11:37:48 AM
GIS for "smoke post:"

rlv.zcache.com

I don't understand.
 
2013-03-23 11:37:52 AM
Greendale is a bodaciously small town, Lane. A fly speck on the map, a rest stop on the way to the ski slope. I can't even get real drugs here!
 
2013-03-23 11:37:57 AM

Charlie Chingas: Ghastly: tenpoundsofcheese: subby spiffy?
Are you farking kidding me?

They were planning to kill her husband, a Navy sailor.

If he were in the Air Force it would have gotten the Awesome tag.

Awesome tag for the Chair Force?

[media.tumblr.com image 479x361]

/hot like your failed dreams of chair force aspiration


I was in the Artillery. Once you've been a gunner life holds no higher aspirations.
 
2013-03-23 11:38:11 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: subby spiffy?
Are you farking kidding me?

They were planning to kill her husband, a Navy sailor.


I would say that she doesn't like seamen but apparently she does.
 
2013-03-23 11:38:19 AM
She worked as a security guard assistant?
 
2013-03-23 11:38:40 AM
I smoke a lost of post.
 
2013-03-23 11:39:54 AM
The poor kid lost his Patience.
www.opposingviews.com
 
2013-03-23 11:40:09 AM
EPIC THREAD
 
2013-03-23 11:40:20 AM

bearded clamorer: What a smokin' Post might look like.


Mmmmm Markie
 
2013-03-23 11:41:31 AM

Ghastly: Charlie Chingas: Ghastly: tenpoundsofcheese: subby spiffy?
Are you farking kidding me?

They were planning to kill her husband, a Navy sailor.

If he were in the Air Force it would have gotten the Awesome tag.

Awesome tag for the Chair Force?

[media.tumblr.com image 479x361]

/hot like your failed dreams of chair force aspiration

I was in the Artillery. Once you've been a gunner life holds no higher aspirations.


Oh, my bad. That makes so much cooler.

/0311 Jarhead
//all in good fun
///good friend is still in the Chair Force.
////I'll stop before you give me a paper cut
 
2013-03-23 11:41:42 AM

brimed03: Hurray! Statutory rape is now spiffy on Fark!


Those were my first thoughts too, but I am in no way as outraged or surprised by as you.
 
2013-03-23 11:43:31 AM

Barfmaker: Maybe it's a combo of smoking pole and smoking pot. Sort of like having a punt.


I figured the kid was hung like a fence post.
 
2013-03-23 11:43:33 AM
Maybe he meant boobies.
 
2013-03-23 11:43:34 AM
Best unintentional typo I've seen here in a while.
 
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