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(Baltimore Sun)   ...and that's how I became the youth pastor sex offender of Bel Air   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, youth pastor, sex offenders, Bible College, charging document, third degree  
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2013-03-23 10:28:56 AM  
5 votes:
At Calvary Baptist I was ordained
As a youth pastor's how I spent most of my days
Preachin and a teachin the Biblical truth
And shootin some b-ball with the Christian youth

When a couple of boobs that were lookin mighty good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I just copped one little feel and some folks got pissed
They said "We're not the Catholic Church, and so you'll be dismissed."
2013-03-23 04:21:01 PM  
1 vote: Full Size

His mammy?
2013-03-23 11:29:38 AM  
1 vote:

vpb: i am getting the impression that youth pastor is a synonym for pervert.

I figured that out years ago.  Kind of like GOP pundit is a synonym for closeted homosexual.
2013-03-23 10:06:42 AM  
1 vote:

Sock Ruh Tease: Walter Harrison Yocum

Indeed he did, but what's his last name?

Jesus Christ, there are just some things you don't ask.

/think I'm doing it wrong
2013-03-23 10:06:41 AM  
1 vote:
After several Calvary charges, he went down like Custer.
2013-03-23 09:57:14 AM  
1 vote:

vpb: i am getting the impression that youth pastor is a synonym for pervert.

The word is euphemism.
2013-03-23 09:56:44 AM  
1 vote:
Some youths need counseling. Sexual counseling, baby.
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