vpb: i am getting the impression that youth pastor is a synonym for pervert.
Parthenogenetic: At Calvary Baptist I was ordainedAs a youth pastor's how I spent most of my daysPreachin and a teachin the Biblical truthAnd shootin some b-ball with the Christian youthWhen a couple of boobs that were lookin mighty goodStarted making trouble in my neighborhoodI just copped one little feel and some folks got pissedThey said "We're not the Catholic Church, and so you'll be dismissed."
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