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(Baltimore Sun)   ...and that's how I became the youth pastor sex offender of Bel Air   (baltimoresun.com) divider line 5
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2013-03-23 10:28:56 AM  
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At Calvary Baptist I was ordained
As a youth pastor's how I spent most of my days
Preachin and a teachin the Biblical truth
And shootin some b-ball with the Christian youth

When a couple of boobs that were lookin mighty good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I just copped one little feel and some folks got pissed
They said "We're not the Catholic Church, and so you'll be dismissed."
2013-03-23 09:57:14 AM  
2 votes:

vpb: i am getting the impression that youth pastor is a synonym for pervert.


The word is euphemism.
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-03-23 09:52:52 AM  
2 votes:
i am getting the impression that youth pastor is a synonym for pervert.
2013-03-23 11:29:38 AM  
1 votes:

vpb: i am getting the impression that youth pastor is a synonym for pervert.


I figured that out years ago.  Kind of like GOP pundit is a synonym for closeted homosexual.
2013-03-23 10:51:31 AM  
1 votes:

Parthenogenetic: At Calvary Baptist I was ordained
As a youth pastor's how I spent most of my days
Preachin and a teachin the Biblical truth
And shootin some b-ball with the Christian youth

When a couple of boobs that were lookin mighty good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I just copped one little feel and some folks got pissed
They said "We're not the Catholic Church, and so you'll be dismissed."


Wow. That was quite well done.
 
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