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(Baltimore Sun)   ...and that's how I became the youth pastor sex offender of Bel Air   (baltimoresun.com) divider line 24
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2013-03-23 09:25:21 AM
Timely reference, subby.  Way to keep it fresh.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-03-23 09:52:52 AM
i am getting the impression that youth pastor is a synonym for pervert.
 
2013-03-23 09:56:44 AM
Some youths need counseling. Sexual counseling, baby.
 
2013-03-23 09:57:14 AM

vpb: i am getting the impression that youth pastor is a synonym for pervert.


The word is euphemism.
 
2013-03-23 09:59:16 AM
Walter Harrison Yocum

Indeed he did, but what's his last name?
 
2013-03-23 10:06:41 AM
After several Calvary charges, he went down like Custer.
 
2013-03-23 10:06:42 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: Walter Harrison Yocum

Indeed he did, but what's his last name?


Jesus Christ, there are just some things you don't ask.

/think I'm doing it wrong
 
2013-03-23 10:19:19 AM

LowbrowDeluxe: Sock Ruh Tease: Walter Harrison Yocum

Indeed he did, but what's his last name?

Jesus Christ, there are just some things you don't ask.

/think I'm doing it wrong


www.projectqatlanta.com

/likes the cut of your jib
 
2013-03-23 10:28:56 AM
At Calvary Baptist I was ordained
As a youth pastor's how I spent most of my days
Preachin and a teachin the Biblical truth
And shootin some b-ball with the Christian youth

When a couple of boobs that were lookin mighty good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I just copped one little feel and some folks got pissed
They said "We're not the Catholic Church, and so you'll be dismissed."
 
2013-03-23 10:50:56 AM
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2013-03-23 10:51:31 AM

Parthenogenetic: At Calvary Baptist I was ordained
As a youth pastor's how I spent most of my days
Preachin and a teachin the Biblical truth
And shootin some b-ball with the Christian youth

When a couple of boobs that were lookin mighty good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I just copped one little feel and some folks got pissed
They said "We're not the Catholic Church, and so you'll be dismissed."


Wow. That was quite well done.
 
2013-03-23 10:56:56 AM

Parthenogenetic: At Calvary Baptist I was ordained
As a youth pastor's how I spent most of my days
Preachin and a teachin the Biblical truth
And shootin some b-ball with the Christian youth

When a couple of boobs that were lookin mighty good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I just copped one little feel and some folks got pissed
They said "We're not the Catholic Church, and so you'll be dismissed."


Winnar.

/Yo, Holmes, Smell you later!
 
2013-03-23 11:18:21 AM
I loathe child molesters, but I assume/hope there is more to this story than the facts/allegations presented in the news article.
 
2013-03-23 11:23:58 AM
'So You Want To Be A Sex Offender' by Pastor Walter Harrison Yocum.
 
2013-03-23 11:29:38 AM

vpb: i am getting the impression that youth pastor is a synonym for pervert.


I figured that out years ago.  Kind of like GOP pundit is a synonym for closeted homosexual.
 
2013-03-23 11:52:33 AM

Too Pretty For Prison: vpb: i am getting the impression that youth pastor is a synonym for pervert.

I figured that out years ago.  Kind of like GOP pundit is a synonym for closeted homosexual.


And the (D) after the name is the gang sign of the world's most fetid, vile, despicable collection of baby killers and death-dealers.

"Do You Want To Play a Game?"
 
2013-03-23 12:10:19 PM
s15.postimg.org
 
2013-03-23 01:33:40 PM

Parthenogenetic: At Calvary Baptist I was ordained
As a youth pastor's how I spent most of my days
Preachin and a teachin the Biblical truth
And shootin some b-ball with the Christian youth

When a couple of boobs that were lookin mighty good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I just copped one little feel and some folks got pissed
They said "We're not the Catholic Church, and so you'll be dismissed."


+ eleventy, you brilliant bastard.
 
2013-03-23 01:38:09 PM
"pled guilty", not "pleaded guilty", you illiterate assholes! Leave my irregular verbs alone, you piss-ignorant barbarians!
/Pet Rotsky.
 
2013-03-23 02:14:24 PM
Yocum had told the senior pastor he had been "having an inappropriate relationship with someone other than his wife."

So if he had been having an inappropriate relationship WITH his wife, that would have been OK.

Possibly involving vegetables.
Or small animals.
Or both ...
 
2013-03-23 02:23:01 PM
Clowns, pupetteers and youth pastors
 
2013-03-23 04:21:01 PM
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His mammy?
 
2013-03-24 01:24:51 AM

HammerHeadSnark: [24.media.tumblr.com image 287x300]
His mammy?


Bel Air is near Dogpatch?
 
2013-03-24 01:47:55 AM

dbirchall: HammerHeadSnark: [24.media.tumblr.com image 287x300]
His mammy?

Bel Air is near Dogpatch?


Well no, but it is Mammy Yukum . . . maybe his Granmammy.
 
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