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(KGW Portland)   Obie the obese dachshund has lost 42 pounds, would love a steak but he's already used all his points for the day   (kgw.com) divider line 39
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2013-03-23 09:07:41 AM
Actually, he's lost almost 37 pounds and weighs close to 42 pounds now. At least, according to last Tuesdays weigh-in report from his Facebook page.

He started out at 77 pounds last August and as of March 19, was 41 pounds, eight ounces.

/still a great accomplishment
 
2013-03-23 09:25:04 AM
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2013-03-23 09:30:38 AM
Good job Obie (and Obie's new owners)

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2013-03-23 09:30:48 AM
Dachshunds with erections cannot climb stairs.
 
2013-03-23 09:32:00 AM
Approves of Obie's losing weight

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2013-03-23 09:35:42 AM

JohnCarter: Approves of Obie's losing weight

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It would have been nice if the article had 27 8X10 color glossy photos with circles and arrows.
 
2013-03-23 09:37:38 AM

Tom_Slick: JohnCarter: Approves of Obie's losing weight

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It would have been nice if the article had 27 8X10 color glossy photos with circles and arrows.


Justice is blind.
 
2013-03-23 09:38:40 AM
goddamn how's a little dog get that fat?
 
2013-03-23 09:39:47 AM
I can has Doxie thread?

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2013-03-23 09:44:05 AM
Is he going on Oprah now...
 
2013-03-23 09:45:40 AM
CATURDAY
not DOG DAY
 
2013-03-23 09:50:50 AM

Friskya: Actually, he's lost almost 37 pounds and weighs close to 42 pounds now. At least, according to last Tuesdays weigh-in report from his Facebook page.

He started out at 77 pounds last August and as of March 19, was 41 pounds, eight ounces.

/still a great accomplishment


I'll bet he gets all the biatches now.
 
2013-03-23 09:51:03 AM
+1 headline subs!
 
2013-03-23 09:51:13 AM
I mean BMI charts mean nothing and some of us have hormonal problems and very slow metabolisms, you people do not know what is like to gain weight and not be able to take it off through no fault of your own.  I am fluffy.

/if this was a fattie thread that is the response we would get.
/if lard ass dog can lose a large amount of weight, then you can too.
 
2013-03-23 10:08:36 AM

Dr. Goldshnoz: goddamn how's a little dog get that fat?


It's called benign neglect.  His owner was killing him with kindness.
 
2013-03-23 10:35:07 AM

star_topology: I can has Doxie thread?

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2013-03-23 10:50:20 AM
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Is it Saturdoxie?
 
2013-03-23 10:54:18 AM

theflatline: I mean BMI charts mean nothing and some of us have hormonal problems and very slow metabolisms, you people do not know what is like to gain weight and not be able to take it off through no fault of your own.  I am fluffy.

/if this was a fattie thread that is the response we would get.
/if lard ass dog can lose a large amount of weight, then you can too.


Yeah, I'm fat, but I can lose weight. Which means I've got the better deal. You're just an asshole and there's nothing you can do about that.
 
2013-03-23 11:07:43 AM
Is it just me or are there no pictures of the fat version of Obie.
 
2013-03-23 11:21:48 AM
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Would enjoy some 'benign neglect'
 
2013-03-23 11:27:24 AM
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2013-03-23 11:48:13 AM

theflatline: I mean BMI charts mean nothing and some of us have hormonal problems and very slow metabolisms, you people do not know what is like to gain weight and not be able to take it off through no fault of your own.  I am fluffy.

/if this was a fattie thread that is the response we would get.
/if lard ass dog can lose a large amount of weight, then you can too.


maybe if you stopped drinking Dr Pepper
 
2013-03-23 11:52:26 AM
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Dart might have a little Dachshund in him (mostly Chihuahua). Only 11 pounds, though.
 
2013-03-23 11:52:41 AM
He looks delicious.
 
2013-03-23 11:57:51 AM
I really can't imagine what a 77 pound weiner dog looks like. How is that even possible?
 
2013-03-23 12:12:05 PM

Nick Nostril: I really can't imagine what a 77 pound weiner dog looks like. How is that even possible?


Imagine a twinkie dog rather than a weiner dog.
 
2013-03-23 12:16:20 PM

Nick Nostril: I really can't imagine what a 77 pound weiner dog looks like. How is that even possible?


Like an overstuffed sausage.

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How is it possible? Too much food and not enough exercise will do it...
 
2013-03-23 12:22:25 PM
My 90 pounder dog laughs at your wieners.

Actually he is quite friendly but it seems most wiener dogs want to kill him on sight for the crime of being large.
 
2013-03-23 12:46:48 PM

Dr. Goldshnoz: goddamn how's a little dog get that fat?


IIRC his previous owners were an elderly couple who overfed him and he got no exercise, so the pounds just piled on.
 
2013-03-23 12:49:04 PM

star_topology: I can has Doxie thread?


YES!

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(BONUS DOG: BOUVIER DES FLANDRES!)
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R.I.P. Dinsdale (2011) and Sophie the BdF (2013).
 
2013-03-23 01:09:13 PM
I wonder if he's related to Colin from Dunny-on-the-Wold?

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2013-03-23 01:19:02 PM

Lt_Ryan: Nick Nostril: I really can't imagine what a 77 pound weiner dog looks like. How is that even possible?

Imagine a twinkie dog rather than a weiner dog.


So, he's a Twinkie Wiener Dog?
 
2013-03-23 01:34:06 PM

Canton: Nick Nostril: I really can't imagine what a 77 pound weiner dog looks like. How is that even possible?

Like an overstuffed sausage.

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How is it possible? Too much food and not enough exercise will do it...


Jeebus, that poor little bastard.
 
2013-03-23 02:06:24 PM
Obie the obese dachshund has lost 42 pounds, would love a steak but he's already used all his points for the day

Jackson Herring reportedly inconsolable.
 
2013-03-23 03:24:37 PM
Let me just point out that a mixture of Dachshund and Terrier produces possibly the most spastic high energy dog in the history of dog.

This pooch is pretty much incapable of sitting still. If you sit on the ground to pet him, he'll let you pet him for about two seconds, then he runs laps around you for a while and comes back for the next two seconds of petting.

Then he remembers where he left his tennis ball, or sees a squirrel and off he goes.

He's so skinny he looks like I'm starving him to death despite me keeping kibble in his bowl at pretty much all times.
 
2013-03-23 03:41:33 PM
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2013-03-23 05:48:02 PM
marijuana.  it's like hitting your head on the wall
 
2013-03-23 06:06:34 PM

Nick Nostril: Canton: Nick Nostril: I really can't imagine what a 77 pound weiner dog looks like. How is that even possible?

Like an overstuffed sausage.

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How is it possible? Too much food and not enough exercise will do it...

Jeebus, that poor little bastard.


Now that he's now what, half the pooch he was, he's a lucky bastard.
 
2013-03-23 09:46:33 PM
Dachsunds are the worst breed on the planet.   They're like the midget in the gym saying they'll take on the biggest guy there.  I've been bitten twice unprovoked by that breed.
 
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