Nick Nostril: Yum. All I got was a bag of frozen peas.
El Supe: I got my vasectomy in the mid 90s a few years after both my kids were born. I don't normally mind getting shots, but for this the surgeon used the longest, scariest looking medical needle I have ever seen to deaden the balls, of course it had to be used twice, and it hurt big time.I must say the surgeon was very professional, and especially his hot young female technician who assisted in the process. She was jabbering away with the doctor while handling my junk, even though she had to be seething with desire at my "equipment"
Lorax: Lurk sober post drunk: where the hell are you guys getting $10-20 vasectomies? i emailed a local clinic 2 years ago and they quoted like $2,500.Try Planned Parenthood. Cheap reproductive control is kind of their thing.
Jon iz teh kewl: why the hell would you WANT a vasectomy?it reduces your desireyou might as well be injecting salt petre
sxacho: drewogatory: FYI, there is no incision and no stitches involved anymore. !0 minutes in and out and no discomfort afterward. Just sayin'.Got mine about a year and a half ago. There was discomfort afterward. I had to wear tighty ball-hugging underwear for a few weeks otherwise the jostling was pretty painful on my sore bits. All in all, a good thing, but not without a fair amount of discomfort. At the time, I wished that I was one of those people who liked pain pills.
doyner: drewogatory:They just poke a probe in and fishhook out the vas defrens and snip and cauterize. Just a tiny hole that closes by itself.Yup. Got mine like this 14 months ago. Very little trouble after the procedure. Funny thing was that the right side didn't hurt at all but the left side did a little. The doctor said that it's because your brain is expecting it after the first cut. Interesting...Another interesting factoid was that the doctor told me that folks without kids before the procedure (obviously) are far less likely to come back later looking to get it reversed. He should know. He told me that he had probably done over 10,000 in his career up to that point.Anyway, it was worth it. There have been only a couple times since that I've felt any discomfort, and it was minimal at that. Totally worth not getting the Mrs. preggers.
Mija: They won't do surgery to tie a woman's tubes till she has had children.
TheWhoppah: You lay on your back.He puts a big sheet of paper over you that has a saucer sized hole in it over youSo your junk sticks out the hole in the paper.He injects novacaine on the right side, then the left side.The injection hurts like hell.The remainder of the procedure also hurtsBut it is a dull pain mixed with the feeling of having your balls racked.He pokes a little hole in the front center of your ball sack.He uses a little wire to fish the right vas tube up to the hole in your sack.He snips a little piece out and clamps/glues/cauterizes both cut ends.He pushes the right vas tube back in.He repeats the procedure on the left side.One dissolving stictch is used to close the ball-sack hole.You get a script for hydrocodone and instructions to come back in two weeks.It could be black and blue for a few days.It will ache and it will hurt when you move the wrong way the next week or so.When you go back after 2 weeks, he looks to make sure it is healing and not infected.They give you two "sample" cups.You need to ejaculate 12-15 times then collect a sample.You take the sample to the doctor.He looks at it under a microscope and confirms no live sperm.You have to take another sample next week.If that one also contains no live sperm then you are officially sterile.If there is live sperm in the sample you have to keep bringing samples until twice in a row with none.If live sperm continues to be present then one or both of the vas tubes healedThis means the vasectomy failed and you have to do it again.
ramblinwreck: Why the fark wouldn't they?
ReverendJasen: I had my procedure on a Friday,... had sex again by Wednesday
doyner: he had probably done over 10,000 in his career
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