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2013-03-23 11:15:55 AM
I assume no sausage as a topping?
 
2013-03-23 11:17:35 AM
My feelings are neutered on this.
 
2013-03-23 11:18:20 AM
FYI, there is no incision and no stitches involved anymore. !0 minutes in and out and no discomfort afterward. Just sayin'.
 
2013-03-23 11:19:41 AM

drewogatory: FYI, there is no incision and no stitches involved anymore. !0 minutes in and out and no discomfort afterward. Just sayin'.


yeah but instead they use a dissipating glue, might as well "cut" out the middle man get some krazy glue and an exacto knife.
 
2013-03-23 11:20:56 AM
Sign me up. Will they perform one on a 24 year old? It's hard to find one that will. But free pizza seems like they are shooting for my demographic
 
2013-03-23 11:21:35 AM
i wish i had a couple
 
2013-03-23 11:22:39 AM

drewogatory: FYI, there is no incision and no stitches involved anymore. !0 minutes in and out and no discomfort afterward. Just sayin'.


Got mine about a year and a half ago. There was discomfort afterward. I had to wear tighty ball-hugging underwear for a few weeks otherwise the jostling was pretty painful on my sore bits. All in all, a good thing, but not without a fair amount of discomfort. At the time, I wished that I was one of those people who liked pain pills.
 
2013-03-23 11:23:48 AM

SeraphicSorcerer: I assume no sausage as a topping?


Aaaand,we're done.
 
2013-03-23 11:26:13 AM
papa john's STEAK pizza
only $11

papa's daily special to remind you that you can order ANYTHING off their menu for $11
 
2013-03-23 11:27:58 AM

Swoop1809: Sign me up. Will they perform one on a 24 year old? It's hard to find one that will. But free pizza seems like they are shooting for my demographic


Why the fark wouldn't they? Sounds like bullshiat. They'll give women birth control starting as soon as they have a farking period but won't give a 26 year old male a vasectomy? Equal reproductive rights in the US my ass. I can't wait for RISUG to come to this country...especially if doctors don't restrict it's use (just like they don't really restrict the many types if birth control options women have).
 
2013-03-23 11:29:12 AM
why the hell would you WANT a vasectomy?

it reduces your desire
you might as well be injecting salt petre
 
2013-03-23 11:30:26 AM

sxacho: drewogatory: FYI, there is no incision and no stitches involved anymore. !0 minutes in and out and no discomfort afterward. Just sayin'.

Got mine about a year and a half ago. There was discomfort afterward. I had to wear tighty ball-hugging underwear for a few weeks otherwise the jostling was pretty painful on my sore bits. All in all, a good thing, but not without a fair amount of discomfort. At the time, I wished that I was one of those people who liked pain pills.


Maybe my guy was super talented or something. I threw on an ice pack for a couple hours and the next day I was back at work skydiving with no discomfort at all.
 
2013-03-23 11:33:26 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: why the hell would you WANT a vasectomy?

it reduces your desire
you might as well be injecting salt petre


Rubbish.
 
2013-03-23 11:33:33 AM

ramblinwreck: I can't wait for RISUG to come to this country


Seriously. I've wanted to go to India for a while, and I actually looked into getting it done there, but you have to be a resident.
 
2013-03-23 11:33:42 AM
Funny because it is really difficult for a woman under 35 to get a sterilization procedure at all and here they are giving away free pizzas to dudes who get the snip.  Sigh.
 
2013-03-23 11:34:02 AM
Imagine the rage if abortion clinics did this...actually, I think they should.  It would force red-state legislators to waste more time legislating and outlawing the practice of giving a free pizza with abortion and less time passing real restrictive anti-abortion laws.
 
2013-03-23 11:35:17 AM

drewogatory: sxacho: drewogatory: FYI, there is no incision and no stitches involved anymore. !0 minutes in and out and no discomfort afterward. Just sayin'.

Got mine about a year and a half ago. There was discomfort afterward. I had to wear tighty ball-hugging underwear for a few weeks otherwise the jostling was pretty painful on my sore bits. All in all, a good thing, but not without a fair amount of discomfort. At the time, I wished that I was one of those people who liked pain pills.

Maybe my guy was super talented or something. I threw on an ice pack for a couple hours and the next day I was back at work skydiving with no discomfort at all.


Well, your harness probably helped quite a bit to keep things from jostling about. I'm not saying I was in pain, but it was pretty uncomfortable for a while.
 
2013-03-23 11:36:48 AM

ramblinwreck: I can't wait for RISUG to come to this country


The thing is, the people that should be on it, the irresponsible breeders, won't be.
 
2013-03-23 11:37:00 AM
We do it for our pets
img685.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-23 11:41:02 AM
Explains why there was flour in my underwear after visiting.
 
2013-03-23 11:42:33 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: why the hell would you WANT a vasectomy?

it reduces your desire
you might as well be injecting salt petre


Um no....and when i got mine around March Madness a few years ago the Dr had a similar offer but it was $100 off a flat screen TV at a local small business.
 
2013-03-23 11:43:20 AM

eagles95: Jon iz teh kewl: why the hell would you WANT a vasectomy?

it reduces your desire
you might as well be injecting salt petre

Um no....and when i got mine around March Madness a few years ago the Dr had a similar offer but it was $100 off a flat screen TV at a local small business.


why watch TV when you can cut off your balls instead
 
2013-03-23 11:45:06 AM
Yum. All I got was a bag of frozen peas.
 
2013-03-23 11:47:44 AM
goodwillsavannahga.org
 
2013-03-23 11:48:27 AM
Did it 20 years ago.
Shoulda done it 24 years ago.
 
2013-03-23 11:52:40 AM
Heh!  I got mine on the same day that I got my first pair of contact lenses.  I spent the rest of the day limpin' and squintin'.
 
2013-03-23 11:58:21 AM

ramblinwreck: Swoop1809: Sign me up. Will they perform one on a 24 year old? It's hard to find one that will. But free pizza seems like they are shooting for my demographic

Why the fark wouldn't they? Sounds like bullshiat. They'll give women birth control starting as soon as they have a farking period but won't give a 26 year old male a vasectomy? Equal reproductive rights in the US my ass. I can't wait for RISUG to come to this country...especially if doctors don't restrict it's use (just like they don't really restrict the many types if birth control options women have).


They won't do surgery to tie a woman's tubes till she has had children. This is the same thing.  A vasectomy is too drastic to do at such a young age. It may not be 100% reversible if you decide later to have children. Men have equal birth control rights. You have the right to use a condom. You have the right to make sure your partner uses the pill or one of the many other forms of birth control. You even have the right to abstain from sex because you don't want to do the one thing you KNOW causes pregnancy. You aren't a dog that that has to go around humping everything. You can exercise self control. I know! Shocking!
 
2013-03-23 12:00:20 PM

Mija: ramblinwreck: Swoop1809: Sign me up. Will they perform one on a 24 year old? It's hard to find one that will. But free pizza seems like they are shooting for my demographic

Why the fark wouldn't they? Sounds like bullshiat. They'll give women birth control starting as soon as they have a farking period but won't give a 26 year old male a vasectomy? Equal reproductive rights in the US my ass. I can't wait for RISUG to come to this country...especially if doctors don't restrict it's use (just like they don't really restrict the many types if birth control options women have).

They won't do surgery to tie a woman's tubes till she has had children. This is the same thing.  A vasectomy is too drastic to do at such a young age. It may not be 100% reversible if you decide later to have children. Men have equal birth control rights. You have the right to use a condom. You have the right to make sure your partner uses the pill or one of the many other forms of birth control. You even have the right to abstain from sex because you don't want to do the one thing you KNOW causes pregnancy. You aren't a dog that that has to go around humping everything. You can exercise self control. I know! Shocking!


...or we could just trust adults (men and women) to make important reproductive choices for themselves that have lifelong consequences. If one can chose to be a parent at 18, they should be able to choose he opposite.
 
2013-03-23 12:02:31 PM

Swoop1809: Sign me up. Will they perform one on a 24 year old? It's hard to find one that will. But free pizza seems like they are shooting for my demographic


I got mine at 21. $10 bucks at Planned Parenthood. No questions whatsoever.
 
2013-03-23 12:02:50 PM

ramblinwreck: Swoop1809: Sign me up. Will they perform one on a 24 year old? It's hard to find one that will. But free pizza seems like they are shooting for my demographic

Why the fark wouldn't they? Sounds like bullshiat. They'll give women birth control starting as soon as they have a farking period but won't give a 26 year old male a vasectomy? Equal reproductive rights in the US my ass. I can't wait for RISUG to come to this country...especially if doctors don't restrict it's use (just like they don't really restrict the many types if birth control options women have).


Same reason they wont tie the tubes of women that age. They prefer you to be older as well as already having at least one child to prevent the inevitable crowd who regret the decision later on. If you were to poll all 20-somethings, most would say they don't want kids, however that typically changes in their 30s. Even though these surgeries can be reversed with greater success these days, it's still considered a permanent procedure.
 
2013-03-23 12:03:31 PM

Prince Of Farkness: Heh!  I got mine on the same day that I got my first pair of contact lenses.  I spent the rest of the day limpin' and squintin'.


both are something a gay man would do.  see regular people don't give a shiat about their eye site or fertility problems
they just squint and fark

that's how you can tell if someone is STRAIGHT.
 
2013-03-23 12:07:07 PM

ReapTheChaos: ramblinwreck: Swoop1809: Sign me up. Will they perform one on a 24 year old? It's hard to find one that will. But free pizza seems like they are shooting for my demographic

Why the fark wouldn't they? Sounds like bullshiat. They'll give women birth control starting as soon as they have a farking period but won't give a 26 year old male a vasectomy? Equal reproductive rights in the US my ass. I can't wait for RISUG to come to this country...especially if doctors don't restrict it's use (just like they don't really restrict the many types if birth control options women have).

Same reason they wont tie the tubes of women that age. They prefer you to be older as well as already having at least one child to prevent the inevitable crowd who regret the decision later on. If you were to poll all 20-somethings, most would say they don't want kids, however that typically changes in their 30s. Even though these surgeries can be reversed with greater success these days, it's still considered a permanent procedure.


That's why I got mine so young. So I COULDN'T change my mind later if I was blinded by hormones or whatever. A pre emptive strike against future stupid decisions.
 
2013-03-23 12:08:48 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: why the hell would you WANT a vasectomy?

it reduces your desire
you might as well be injecting salt petre


That's not true. The only thing reducing my desire was the possibility of having more kids.

Of course, I'm very fond of the two kids I have, just didn't want three.
 
2013-03-23 12:09:42 PM
Yeah, but the plastic surgeon next door giving away free gallons of milk with every boob job is a bit much....
 
2013-03-23 12:16:43 PM
i got mine 12 yrs ago andnow im looking to have it reversed. cost me more to reverse it then to get it done.
$20 out paitent
 
2013-03-23 12:20:56 PM

Mija: ramblinwreck: Swoop1809: Sign me up. Will they perform one on a 24 year old? It's hard to find one that will. But free pizza seems like they are shooting for my demographic

Why the fark wouldn't they? Sounds like bullshiat. They'll give women birth control starting as soon as they have a farking period but won't give a 26 year old male a vasectomy? Equal reproductive rights in the US my ass. I can't wait for RISUG to come to this country...especially if doctors don't restrict it's use (just like they don't really restrict the many types if birth control options women have).

They won't do surgery to tie a woman's tubes till she has had children. This is the same thing.  A vasectomy is too drastic to do at such a young age. It may not be 100% reversible if you decide later to have children. Men have equal birth control rights. You have the right to use a condom. You have the right to make sure your partner uses the pill or one of the many other forms of birth control. You even have the right to abstain from sex because you don't want to do the one thing you KNOW causes pregnancy. You aren't a dog that that has to go around humping everything. You can exercise self control. I know! Shocking!


Bullshiat. Women have choices: shots, IUD, pills, tubal ligation, and physical barriers other than condoms. Most of which will be prescribed without much of a discussion with a doctor. All, except some physical barriers, she could lie about without any legal recourse. Don't tell me about equality in reproductive rights when it doesn't exist.
 
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2013-03-23 12:22:08 PM

leevis: SeraphicSorcerer: I assume no sausage as a topping?

Aaaand,we're done.


Plenty of sausage, just no gooey-gooey cheese.
 
2013-03-23 12:24:23 PM
And in case you still miss your little guys, there's this
img1.etsystatic.com
 
2013-03-23 12:24:42 PM
Throw in a side of mozzarella sticks and it's a deal.
 
2013-03-23 12:26:17 PM
where the hell are you guys getting $10-20 vasectomies? i emailed a local clinic 2 years ago and they quoted like $2,500.
 
2013-03-23 12:31:44 PM
I would get the vasectomy just for a free pizza.
 
2013-03-23 12:35:00 PM

Lurk sober post drunk: where the hell are you guys getting $10-20 vasectomies? i emailed a local clinic 2 years ago and they quoted like $2,500.


SuperCuts?
 
xcv
2013-03-23 12:47:53 PM

Mija: ramblinwreck: Swoop1809: Sign me up. Will they perform one on a 24 year old? It's hard to find one that will. But free pizza seems like they are shooting for my demographic

Why the fark wouldn't they? Sounds like bullshiat. They'll give women birth control starting as soon as they have a farking period but won't give a 26 year old male a vasectomy? Equal reproductive rights in the US my ass. I can't wait for RISUG to come to this country...especially if doctors don't restrict it's use (just like they don't really restrict the many types if birth control options women have).

They won't do surgery to tie a woman's tubes till she has had children. This is the same thing.  A vasectomy is too drastic to do at such a young age. It may not be 100% reversible if you decide later to have children. Men have equal birth control rights. You have the right to use a condom. You have the right to make sure your partner uses the pill or one of the many other forms of birth control. You even have the right to abstain from sex because you don't want to do the one thing you KNOW causes pregnancy. You aren't a dog that that has to go around humping everything. You can exercise self control. I know! Shocking!


So they shouldn't do any irreversible surgeries on anyone's bits until the mid 30s at the earliest?
 
2013-03-23 12:50:21 PM

Lurk sober post drunk: where the hell are you guys getting $10-20 vasectomies? i emailed a local clinic 2 years ago and they quoted like $2,500.


Try Planned Parenthood. Cheap reproductive control is kind of their thing.
 
2013-03-23 12:58:34 PM
I got my vasectomy in the mid 90s a few years after both my kids were born.  I don't normally mind getting shots, but for this the surgeon used the longest, scariest looking  medical needle I have ever seen to deaden the balls, of course it had to be used twice, and it hurt big time.
I must say the surgeon was very professional, and especially his hot young female technician who assisted in the process.  She was jabbering away with the doctor while handling my junk, even though she had to be seething with desire at my "equipment"
 
2013-03-23 01:05:20 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: why the hell would you WANT a vasectomy?

it reduces your desire
you might as well be injecting salt petre


No, that's marriage silly.
 
2013-03-23 01:09:57 PM

drewogatory: FYI, there is no incision and no stitches involved anymore. !0 minutes in and out and no discomfort afterward. Just sayin'.


They go in through your urethra? WTF???
 
2013-03-23 01:11:47 PM

BarkingUnicorn: drewogatory: FYI, there is no incision and no stitches involved anymore. !0 minutes in and out and no discomfort afterward. Just sayin'.

They go in through your urethra? WTF???


They just poke a probe in and fishhook out the vas defrens and snip and cauterize. Just a tiny hole that closes by itself.
 
2013-03-23 01:12:14 PM

ramblinwreck: Swoop1809: Sign me up. Will they perform one on a 24 year old? It's hard to find one that will. But free pizza seems like they are shooting for my demographic

Why the fark wouldn't they? Sounds like bullshiat. They'll give women birth control starting as soon as they have a farking period but won't give a 26 year old male a vasectomy? Equal reproductive rights in the US my ass. I can't wait for RISUG to come to this country...especially if doctors don't restrict it's use (just like they don't really restrict the many types if birth control options women have).


Young women have difficulty finding docs who will sterilize them, too.
 
2013-03-23 01:14:37 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: eagles95: Jon iz teh kewl: why the hell would you WANT a vasectomy?

why watch TV when you can cut off your balls instead


You do know there's a big difference between vasectomy and castration... we stopped doing human castration about 400 years ago. You dolt.
 
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