AverageAmericanGuy: Mall Ninja?
rac23: what a douchebag
leevis: Didn't I already hear about this on Fark the other day?
j0e_average: Go back and watch the video where the welfare queen gets popped with the taser and drops like a log.Except this time, watch nothing but her kids.That's the real show.
Popcorn Johnny: He also got arrested yesterday.
Breech Birth: Instead of a taser he should be using a real gun.
Jon iz teh kewl: paul blart?
Green Scorpio: My first thought:[cdn.media.abcfamily.com image 250x295]
Giltric: I liked how all the bleeding hearts were all like "OMG he was holding a gun and a taser at the same time! What if he made a mistake and pulled the trigger on the wrong one?" In the video where the guy he tased was flopping around like the fish in a ghetto version of the Faith No More video.Why would doing society a favor ever be called a mistake?
leevis: Jon iz teh kewl: paul blart?Green Scorpio: My first thought:[cdn.media.abcfamily.com image 250x295]In what universe is Paul Blart anybody's favorite mall cop?
Satanic_Hamster: Why would a mall cop be dressed like that?
steamingpile: Satanic_Hamster: Why would a mall cop be dressed like that?When the mall is basically a war zone
HempHead: steamingpile: Satanic_Hamster: Why would a mall cop be dressed like that?When the mall is basically a war zoneIf you notice, there are no white people in that mall.
Giltric: What are all those people doing in the mall in the middle of the day?Does the mall accept EBT cards?
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