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(MyFox Atlanta)   The Internet's favorite mall cop told to "back it up" all the way to the unemployment line. 21 taser salute planned in his honor   (myfoxatlanta.com) divider line 58
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2013-03-23 07:44:40 AM
Mall Ninja?
 
2013-03-23 07:45:19 AM
Didn't I already hear about this on Fark the other day?
 
2013-03-23 07:45:38 AM
Richard Jewel?
 
2013-03-23 07:46:16 AM
Steven Seagal?
 
2013-03-23 07:51:49 AM
sarahandthegoonsquad.com
 
2013-03-23 07:53:15 AM
Real life Springer. Those people are entertaining.
 
2013-03-23 07:56:21 AM
what a douchebag
 
2013-03-23 07:56:23 AM
wash rinse repeat
 
2013-03-23 07:58:10 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Mall Ninja?


That's what I thought.
 
2013-03-23 07:59:04 AM
I absolutely farking LOVE the quote from his critic.


"If you take a visual look at it, it appears that he is the only one causing the problem," Crooks said.

Well what other way can I look at a video if not visually you farking idiot. And no, he wasn't the one causing the problem you moron.
 
2013-03-23 08:01:02 AM
Paul Blart is doing a double face palm at this news.
 
2013-03-23 08:01:15 AM

rac23: what a douchebag


More like a true American patriot keeping the uppity poor people in their place.
 
2013-03-23 08:04:25 AM
I look forward to another  post about him this Tuesday.
 
2013-03-23 08:14:47 AM
Better call Saul!
 
2013-03-23 08:14:54 AM
Let's go to the mall. I wanna get tased.
 
2013-03-23 08:23:59 AM
While in the vent this morning with 14 other people from across the US and Canada, I asked if anyone knew who this guy was. *crickets*. And I enjoy taser videos. So not that famous.
 
2013-03-23 08:24:46 AM
Go back and watch the video where the welfare queen gets popped with the taser and drops like a log.

Except this time, watch nothing but her kids.


That's the real show.
 
2013-03-23 08:25:07 AM
i'm so aggrevated i have to attack somebody!!
 
2013-03-23 08:28:05 AM

leevis: Didn't I already hear about this on Fark the other day?


Yep. And we'll have another follow-up after the lawsuits are filed.
 
2013-03-23 08:28:47 AM

j0e_average: Go back and watch the video where the welfare queen gets popped with the taser and drops like a log.

Except this time, watch nothing but her kids.


That's the real show.


I just did. Honestly, how she didn't get tasered from the start shows restraint on that guys part. Hell, a real cop would gave hit her after the first warning to get out of his space.
 
2013-03-23 08:42:35 AM
He also got arrested yesterday.
 
2013-03-23 08:45:43 AM
Give this guy a job at Lenox or Cumberland and see the ghetto move on. Heck, If I owned the McDonald's on Peachtree I'd hire him.
 
2013-03-23 08:58:45 AM
paul blart?
 
2013-03-23 09:04:44 AM

Popcorn Johnny: He also got arrested yesterday.


Link (huffpo)
 
2013-03-23 09:25:01 AM
There is no shortage of security work where he lives. He'll be okay.
 
2013-03-23 09:41:30 AM
The primary mistake on Darien's part: Do not respond verbally to the taunts. Pissing matches end up badly for everyone.

State the situation and command at a non-elevated tone and volume. Then all other speech should be held back.

He probably got fired because of saying things like "fark yo sistah, n--" in retort. Control is what's needed in the heat of the moment.

I think everyone should donate to his legal defense fund. He performed a valuable function for his community and may do so again.
 
2013-03-23 09:46:07 AM
Has anyone mentioned this was a repeat yet?

Has anyone mentioned this was a repeat yet?
 
2013-03-23 09:51:57 AM
I liked how all the bleeding hearts were all like "OMG he was holding a gun and a taser at the same time! What if he made a mistake and pulled the trigger on the wrong one?" In the video where the guy he tased was flopping around like the fish in a ghetto version of the Faith No More video.

Why would doing society a favor ever be called a mistake?
 
2013-03-23 09:53:28 AM

j0e_average: Go back and watch the video where the welfare queen gets popped with the taser and drops like a log.

Except this time, watch nothing but her kids.


That's the real show.


Yeah.....product of their socio-economic background my ass.  Most times people are raised a certain way.
 
2013-03-23 09:58:03 AM
Instead of a taser he should be using a real gun.
 
2013-03-23 10:04:39 AM

Breech Birth: Instead of a taser he should be using a real gun.


There was a video I saw the other day where he drew his sidearm. There was a group of ummm....young shoppers browsing the stores who he confronted over past transgressions on the premisis. He asked them to leave, and one of the guys took off his belt as if to use as a makeshift weapon and approached him.
 
2013-03-23 10:11:47 AM
My first thought:
cdn.media.abcfamily.com
 
2013-03-23 10:19:17 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: paul blart?


Green Scorpio: My first thought:
[cdn.media.abcfamily.com image 250x295]


In what universe is Paul Blart anybody's favorite mall cop?
 
2013-03-23 10:31:14 AM

Giltric: I liked how all the bleeding hearts were all like "OMG he was holding a gun and a taser at the same time! What if he made a mistake and pulled the trigger on the wrong one?" In the video where the guy he tased was flopping around like the fish in a ghetto version of the Faith No More video.

Why would doing society a favor ever be called a mistake?


Yep, Jim Martin is a beast forever.
 
2013-03-23 10:31:40 AM
Is his hero George Zimmerman?
 
2013-03-23 10:49:01 AM

leevis: Jon iz teh kewl: paul blart?

Green Scorpio: My first thought:
[cdn.media.abcfamily.com image 250x295]

In what universe is Paul Blart anybody's favorite mall cop?


Sorry, my universe of mall cops is relatively small.
I'll bet he's made more money than any of the others...
 
2013-03-23 10:53:56 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-23 11:16:46 AM
Why would a mall cop be dressed like that?
 
2013-03-23 11:19:06 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Why would a mall cop be dressed like that?


Tactical mall cop.
 
2013-03-23 11:28:04 AM

rac23: what a douchebag


Call him what you want but he did more in his time there than the Atlanta PD has, wouldn't surprise me if the city council were behind this to draw attention away from their failures to keep public areas crime free.
 
2013-03-23 11:32:45 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Why would a mall cop be dressed like that?


When the mall is basically a war zone
 
2013-03-23 11:39:44 AM

steamingpile: Satanic_Hamster: Why would a mall cop be dressed like that?

When the mall is basically a war zone


If you notice, there are no white people in that mall.
 
2013-03-23 11:54:26 AM

HempHead: steamingpile: Satanic_Hamster: Why would a mall cop be dressed like that?

When the mall is basically a war zone

If you notice, there are no white people in that mall.


Well that's not uncommon in Atlanta yet its the only one this bad with blatant drug dealing, the city doesn't seem to care its a shiathole.
 
2013-03-23 12:00:37 PM
You have to go to Atlanta to believe it.

John Carpenter's casting director just strolls the malls. That's all there is to it.
 
2013-03-23 12:18:31 PM
Did he rescue the mayor's kid?
 
2013-03-23 12:31:21 PM
What gets me is that the mall is right around the corner from the police station.
 
2013-03-23 12:33:56 PM

http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/story/21750733/taser-weilding


NICE JOB, DUMBASS(ES).
 
2013-03-23 12:47:04 PM
This man needs to leave that area, get a job elsewhere. That is one incredibly stressful place and I would not (hell no) do that job even if they paid me 100,000 a year. Can you imagine eight hours every day of people yelling screaming drug dealing pushing trying to steal your stuff, trying to hurt you if you've got your back turned....

Hell, at least in the army you can make friends.

And the video with the woman's kids... god those are some bad kids. Growing up real quick to be just like their momma.
 
2013-03-23 12:47:36 PM
What are all those people doing in the mall in the middle of the day?

Does the mall accept EBT cards?
 
2013-03-23 01:36:16 PM

Giltric: What are all those people doing in the mall in the middle of the day?

Does the mall accept EBT cards?


I laughed more at this then I should have.
 
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