Amos Quito: FTA: "Sheriff's officials believe they have prevented a least 30 violent and sexual assaults in the last six months because of their efforts to shut down such nitrous oxide-related illegal parties before they happen."It's true!Cops that are busy busting kids have less free time for violent sexual assault.
oryx: WTF, propellant for race car drivers?
Vantango84: How exactly is nitrous causing any kind of assault? Or rape?
untaken_name: Vantango84: How exactly is nitrous causing any kind of assault? Or rape?It's not.
untaken_name: oryx: WTF, propellant for race car drivers?It makes the engine noise sound all like "wah wah whaaaaaaaaaa wahhhhhhhh". They love it.
Feel_the_velvet: As a dentist by day and a dessert chef by night, I'm laughing at all these replies.
generallyso: FTA: They say the drug has spurred fatal car accidents, rapes and teen deathsSomeone has been watching Reefer Madness.
cirby: It's odd that they compare nitrous oxide to huffing - they don't work the same way at all.Nitrous has very few side effects when used normally, and has such a short time of effect that it's pretty much worn off by the time someone walks out to their car.It's also pretty hard to overdose on NO2 as normally used - someone who's been using a lot of the stuff can't manage to work the inhaler (or breathe out of the balloon).
Snarfangel: untaken_name: Vantango84: How exactly is nitrous causing any kind of assault? Or rape?It's not.Perhaps they're not using it correctly?
Dead for Tax Reasons: Yo dawg, I heard you like nitrous so we put you on nitrous in a car with nitrous so you can do whippets in your whip
Snarfangel: Feel_the_velvet: As a dentist by day and a dessert chef by night, I'm laughing at all these replies.As an inhaler of noble gases, that made me laugh. He He He
Farty McPooPants: They aren't going after ether, are they?[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 327x154]
Grimble Crumble: Feel_the_velvet: As a dentist by day and a dessert chef by night, I'm laughing at all these replies.Question: have you ever had any patients that were immune to any effects from nitrous oxide?
qrb912: My best friends older brother dies when we were in 7th grade. He was huffing freon and passed out with the bag over his head. It is somethign I will never forget seeing.
p51d007: DOPENitrous oxide is now dope?? you had better get a memo out to Starbucks and every bakery on the planet using whipped cream.Hurry up, think of the children.Just ordered a 24 pack of whippets off Amazon with free shipping. Yes, I do have a whipped cream makerSuck it LAPD
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