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2013-03-23 01:00:49 AM
FTA: "Sheriff's officials believe they have prevented a least 30 violent and sexual assaults in the last six months because of their efforts to shut down such nitrous oxide-related illegal parties before they happen."


It's true!

Cops that are busy busting kids have less free time for violent sexual assault.
 
2013-03-23 07:34:41 AM
Ono!!
 
2013-03-23 07:35:53 AM
Before the "who doesn't know huffing is for morans" brigade rolls in to town remember someone has to tell the youngsters who don't know. Arresting the kids and farking up their futures I can't get behind, there is way too much of that shiat already going on.
 
2013-03-23 07:36:19 AM
Sorry Basemetal. Your chance is lessened in Cali.
 
2013-03-23 07:37:48 AM
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2013-03-23 07:42:52 AM
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What.
 
2013-03-23 07:44:20 AM
FTA: They say the drug has spurred fatal car accidents, rapes and teen deaths

Someone has been watching Reefer Madness.
 
2013-03-23 07:47:20 AM
No devo references? No whippit pics? Slackers.
 
2013-03-23 07:52:46 AM

Amos Quito: FTA: "Sheriff's officials believe they have prevented a least 30 violent and sexual assaults in the last six months because of their efforts to shut down such nitrous oxide-related illegal parties before they happen."


It's true!

Cops that are busy busting kids have less free time for violent sexual assault.


You won the internets!
 
2013-03-23 08:05:44 AM
The gas is legal for dental work and is mixed with oxygen to produce "laughing gas." The food industry uses it in whipped cream containers and it's used as a propellant for racecar drivers.

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2013-03-23 08:07:23 AM
SAY NO 2 N2O!
 
2013-03-23 08:18:29 AM
sounds like a gas, groovy.
 
2013-03-23 08:20:08 AM
Sheriff's Lt. Rod Armalin said that the department is working on legislation to increase the penalties.

Translation: With pot becoming legalized, we just need more excuses to keep our budget and to hassle citizens.
 
2013-03-23 08:20:11 AM
WTF, propellant for race car drivers?
 
2013-03-23 08:21:25 AM

oryx: WTF, propellant for race car drivers?


It makes the engine noise sound all like "wah wah whaaaaaaaaaa wahhhhhhhh". They love it.
 
2013-03-23 08:28:13 AM
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/"What the fark?"
 
2013-03-23 08:28:37 AM
How exactly is nitrous causing any kind of assault? Or rape?
 
2013-03-23 08:31:43 AM

Vantango84: How exactly is nitrous causing any kind of assault? Or rape?


It's not.
 
2013-03-23 08:36:10 AM

untaken_name: Vantango84: How exactly is nitrous causing any kind of assault? Or rape?

It's not.


Perhaps they're not using it correctly?
 
2013-03-23 08:38:32 AM
Hey KIDS, Do you like to get only a little high for 30-45 seconds and see how many cars you can crash and ladies you can rape.... in 30-45 seconds? Noz it up, broOh, it's over....
 
2013-03-23 08:40:29 AM

untaken_name: oryx: WTF, propellant for race car drivers?

It makes the engine noise sound all like "wah wah whaaaaaaaaaa wahhhhhhhh". They love it.


Funny, that's all I ever knew it as. Although, "propellant" is a really poor way to describe it's use.

People get high off that? What's next, getting high off gasoline?

/I feel old.
 
2013-03-23 08:42:59 AM
My best friends older brother dies when we were in 7th grade. He was huffing freon and passed out with the bag over his head. It is somethign I will never forget seeing.
 
2013-03-23 08:45:00 AM
Pedant time!

LAPD =/= LA County Sheriff Office.

LA Sheriff:

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LA PD:

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2013-03-23 08:47:39 AM

Vantango84: How exactly is nitrous causing any kind of assault? Or rape?


Being raped on nitrous is 15 seconds of hell.
Really hilarious hell.
 
2013-03-23 08:55:16 AM
As a dentist by day and a dessert chef by night, I'm laughing at all these replies.
 
2013-03-23 08:59:56 AM

Feel_the_velvet: As a dentist by day and a dessert chef by night, I'm laughing at all these replies.


As an inhaler of noble gases, that made me laugh. He He He
 
2013-03-23 09:09:16 AM
It's odd that they compare nitrous oxide to huffing - they don't work the same way at all.

Nitrous has very few side effects when used normally, and has such a short time of effect that it's pretty much worn off by the time someone walks out to their car.

It's also pretty hard to overdose on NO2 as normally used - someone who's been using a lot of the stuff can't manage to work the inhaler (or breathe out of the balloon).
 
2013-03-23 09:11:03 AM
Rapes?  RAPES?

generallyso: FTA: They say the drug has spurred fatal car accidents, rapes and teen deaths

Someone has been watching Reefer Madness.


Agreed.
Fear is much gooder than anything else.
well now wait a minute, they didn't say the raper or the rapee and I suppose that pointing and laughing might spur a guy that's blazing some weed to .  .  .  forget it.  For-get I said anything LAPD is just using it as an excuse to arrest idiots.
Remember, no law against being stupid until it goes wrong
 
2013-03-23 09:16:50 AM
Yo dawg, I heard you like nitrous so we put you on nitrous in a car with nitrous so you can do whippets in your whip
 
2013-03-23 09:52:03 AM

cirby: It's odd that they compare nitrous oxide to huffing - they don't work the same way at all.

Nitrous has very few side effects when used normally, and has such a short time of effect that it's pretty much worn off by the time someone walks out to their car.

It's also pretty hard to overdose on NO2 as normally used - someone who's been using a lot of the stuff can't manage to work the inhaler (or breathe out of the balloon).


Back when I was working Venue Security in the SF Bay Area, I had to bust Wavy Gravy at a DeadFest thing at Shoreline for selling N2O out of his van. Most of the folks including the Police were willing to let him slide on what he was doing, he had a whole store set up in his little VW Bus, shelves full of herb and pipes and stuff, but he was selling these gigantic weather balloons full of N2O. We had 14 year old kids passing out and having seizures and he did not give a rats ass about it.

Also had to deal with about 500-600 cases of salmonella the first two nights. DeadHeads just weren't smart enough to avoid buying vegitarian burritos and half-cooked chicken sammiches from people who kept their perishables in their goddamn glove box or coolers without any ice in them. Busted one guy selling bean sprout wraps that had this gnasty fuzzy black mold growing all over the inside of his cooler. It was 100 degrees that weekend, and people are making food with mayonnaise that has been sitting in a cardboard box for a week.


/It was organic!
 
2013-03-23 09:52:30 AM
FTA: Sheriff's officials believe they have prevented a least 30 violent and sexual assaults in the last six months because of their efforts to shut down such nitrous oxide-related illegal parties before they happen.

I know the media is, but,
Are the police really that stupid?
/never ask a question you do not know the answer to
 
2013-03-23 10:03:11 AM

Snarfangel: untaken_name: Vantango84: How exactly is nitrous causing any kind of assault? Or rape?

It's not.

Perhaps they're not using it correctly?


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2013-03-23 10:04:47 AM
Nox rape? I think they have things a little confused...

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2013-03-23 10:11:37 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: Yo dawg, I heard you like nitrous so we put you on nitrous in a car with nitrous so you can do whippets in your whip


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2013-03-23 10:43:53 AM

Snarfangel: Feel_the_velvet: As a dentist by day and a dessert chef by night, I'm laughing at all these replies.

As an inhaler of noble gases, that made me laugh. He He He


Brilliant! Free internets for both of you! :)
 
2013-03-23 10:50:34 AM
Automotive Nitrous Oxide is a NON-flammable gas that has a small amount of Sulfur Dioxide added to prevent abuse. When N2O is injected into an auto engine, three things occur, 1. it takes up space in the cylinders thus raising compression, 2. it cools the intake charge which condenses the charge allowing more fuel into the cylinders, 3. it contains 2 molecules of oxygen that allows/requires more fuel for a safe air/fuel ratio. More fuel/air and compression = more horsepower. N2O was used in WW2 in fighter planes for HIGH altitude performance in the thin air. Made them go wah wah whaaaaaaaaaa wahhhhhhhh !
 
2013-03-23 10:56:47 AM
They aren't going after ether, are they?
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2013-03-23 11:13:21 AM

Farty McPooPants: They aren't going after ether, are they?
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turns you into a rubber band, not pretty, but quite amusing.
 
2013-03-23 11:15:03 AM
Nitrous is a stupid high, if you wanna be dizzy and hear the helicopters for 45 seconds then have a headache, nitrous is the drug for you. But its not huffing. Nitrous is an actual anesthetic, which is why its used as one. Keyboard duster, spray paint, jenkim, etc are usually just oxygen deprivation as a high rather than an actual chemical action.
 
2013-03-23 11:20:53 AM

Feel_the_velvet: As a dentist by day and a dessert chef by night, I'm laughing at all these replies.


Question:  have you ever had any patients that were immune to any effects from nitrous oxide?
 
2013-03-23 11:23:17 AM
They say the drug has spurred fatal car accidents, rapes and teen deaths - all in the name of a temporary high that lasts just a few minutes and costs just a few dollars.


Bullshiat, unless it's the cops doing the raping, running people off the road, and killing teens, which by most standards, is par for cops.
 
2013-03-23 11:24:33 AM
When did banning nitrogen and oxygen become something that society thinks would be a good idea?
 
2013-03-23 11:24:38 AM

Grimble Crumble: Feel_the_velvet: As a dentist by day and a dessert chef by night, I'm laughing at all these replies.

Question:  have you ever had any patients that were immune to any effects from nitrous oxide?


Okay, bad phrasing -- did you ever have any patients that showed no reaction to nitrous oxide?
 
2013-03-23 11:28:17 AM
Rare Triple Post:


"The gas is legal for dental work and is mixed with oxygen to produce "laughing gas." The food industry uses it in whipped cream containers and it's used as a propellant for racecar drivers."

No.  It already is oxygen and is diluted to make an pain killer, and it does no such thing as a propellant for racecar drivers.

N20 enriches the oxygen level of the engine, making room for more gasoline, causing more power.  The timing of the engine needs to be adjusted in order for this to work and contrary to popular belief, N20 is not flammable.
 
2013-03-23 12:04:31 PM
One of my best highs was a trip to the dentist and got my dose of nitrous. Held my mouth shut & power snorted through my nose. That got things rolling. Then I felt like Mickey Mouse - because of the big black thing on my nose. Which after a half turn I figured to be the gas adjustment - yeee hah! My dentist let you bring in your own music to listen to while you were under. Pink Floyd's  Wish You Were Heremakes great background music while you're getting your pearly whites fixed.
CSB
 
2013-03-23 12:14:32 PM

qrb912: My best friends older brother dies when we were in 7th grade. He was huffing freon and passed out with the bag over his head. It is somethign I will never forget seeing.


The Darwin was strong on that one. Rule one of huffing: No bags over one's head. We used to do Freon when I was 19-20, but used the charging hose. Although we never did enough to pass out, if we had, the hose would have simply fallen out. Fun times. Whadda bunch of hoseheads we were!!
 
2013-03-23 12:45:44 PM
I say again the LAPD needs to be dismantled.
 
2013-03-23 01:20:44 PM
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2013-03-23 01:25:23 PM
It's called  DOPEfor a reason.
 
2013-03-23 01:35:41 PM

p51d007: DOPE

Nitrous oxide is now dope?? you had better get a memo out to Starbucks and every bakery on the planet using whipped cream.
Hurry up, think of the children.

Just ordered a 24 pack of whippets off Amazon with free shipping. Yes, I do have a whipped cream maker
Suck it LAPD

 
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