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(The Smoking Gun)   Creepy masseur guy, take two. It's this week's Mugshot Roundup   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 70
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2013-03-22 08:43:31 PM
What's your Mom doing in the Mugshot Lineup?
 
2013-03-22 08:44:11 PM
I don't have to tell you which one she is. You will recognize her.
 
2013-03-22 08:49:14 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-22 08:58:47 PM
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Get it together, Kobe.
 
2013-03-22 10:23:45 PM
img28.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-22 11:21:30 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-22 11:53:07 PM
GRANDMA?????
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2013-03-23 12:46:34 AM
i.cdn.turner.comWorst comb over ever
 
2013-03-23 12:49:27 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-23 12:55:58 AM

minnkat:


i.imgur.com

Bravo, sir or madam, bravo.
 
2013-03-23 01:00:38 AM

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 434x528]


The robot fixing people's faces thing has me howling every time.

Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
 
2013-03-23 01:03:47 AM
How do you look like this and NOT be in possession of illegal drugs?
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2013-03-23 01:03:54 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

Phoning it in I see.
 
2013-03-23 01:05:48 AM
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I can't fap to this
 
2013-03-23 01:07:10 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-23 01:08:40 AM
memecrunch.com
 
2013-03-23 01:09:19 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

www.setcelebs.com
 
2013-03-23 01:11:44 AM
imageshack.us
 
2013-03-23 01:13:26 AM
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2013-03-23 01:18:32 AM
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Nice match. In God We Trust.
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2013-03-23 01:19:26 AM
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2013-03-23 01:21:54 AM

Yes this is dog: minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 434x528]

The robot fixing people's faces thing has me howling every time.

Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.


+1. Quite brilliant. I LOL'ed!
 
2013-03-23 01:23:56 AM

Mini Ditka: [i.imgur.com image 700x464]


Dude. WHEELIES!!!
 
2013-03-23 01:24:03 AM

Fista-Phobia: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x522]

Phoning it in I see.


Oh, I know her story from watching too many episodes of "Jail" on Spike. She's the one who's brought in drunk off her ass and proceeds to tell the cops everything she doesn't know about her rights. About how she doesn't have to tell them anything and has the right to remain silent and her husband/mother/college roommate is a Federal judge and she wasn't really drunk and did she tell them she wants to speak with her attorney and has the right to remain silent? And how she hates cops and doesn't have to give them a breathalyzer and she wants her attorney and has the right to remain silent and when can she use the phone and she's going to sue them if they don't let her out RIGHT NOW! Oh, and blah blah blah.....

Then when she sobers up she'll cry.
 
2013-03-23 01:25:56 AM
Jeez.  If you can just do what ever you want in an arrest picture here's what I'd do:
Both pinky fingers in the nose, both thumbs in the ears, first and third fingers down and middle fingers flying high, tongue out, eyes rolled back into head so only whites are showing, lips pulled back to show teeth, and hair on fire.
 
2013-03-23 01:26:33 AM
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2013-03-23 01:38:36 AM
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2013-03-23 01:39:26 AM

Ryker's Peninsula: Jeez.  If you can just do what ever you want in an arrest picture here's what I'd do:
Both pinky fingers in the nose, both thumbs in the ears, first and third fingers down and middle fingers flying high, tongue out, eyes rolled back into head so only whites are showing, lips pulled back to show teeth, and hair on fire.


Then you get a second picture, one of those ones where your eyes are shut and there's a strange disembodied gloved hand attached to the side of your head.
 
2013-03-23 01:45:51 AM
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I think this must be Danny Bonaduce.
 
2013-03-23 01:53:16 AM
"Arrested for disorderly intoxication, resisting an officer."

Gee, I wonder when, exactly?

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2013-03-23 02:02:21 AM
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2013-03-23 02:04:43 AM

Gyrfalcon: Ryker's Peninsula: Jeez.  If you can just do what ever you want in an arrest picture here's what I'd do:
Both pinky fingers in the nose, both thumbs in the ears, first and third fingers down and middle fingers flying high, tongue out, eyes rolled back into head so only whites are showing, lips pulled back to show teeth, and hair on fire.

Then you get a second picture, one of those ones where your eyes are shut and there's a strange disembodied gloved hand attached to the side of your head.


Like my wedding photo.
 
2013-03-23 02:09:13 AM
 
2013-03-23 02:36:44 AM
"Arrested for strangulation"

I don't think that's a legit charge...

/Assault...battery...these are charges...
 
2013-03-23 02:38:10 AM

Smgth: "Arrested for strangulation"

I don't think that's a legit charge...

/Assault...battery...these are charges...



Or hobbies.
 
2013-03-23 02:41:46 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Smgth: "Arrested for strangulation"

I don't think that's a legit charge...

/Assault...battery...these are charges...


Or hobbies.


"Arrested for Hobbies" does have a nice ring to it...
 
2013-03-23 02:44:12 AM

Smgth: Danger Avoid Death: Smgth: "Arrested for strangulation"

I don't think that's a legit charge...

/Assault...battery...these are charges...


Or hobbies.

"Arrested for Hobbies" does have a nice ring to it...


New. Keyboard. Now.
LOL
 
2013-03-23 02:59:46 AM

Danger Avoid Death: New. Keyboard.


i.imgur.com
We all know how it got ruined.......
/Sticky sticky.
 
2013-03-23 03:06:57 AM
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2013-03-23 03:51:34 AM

Internet Meme Rogers: [i.cdn.turner.com image 550x688]

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Same thing I saw when I saw that pic.
 
2013-03-23 04:08:48 AM
Awww, domestic violence guy got hurted on his heady-wead. I wonder if he fell down on accident.
 
2013-03-23 04:23:10 AM

AdolfOliverPanties: [i.cdn.turner.com image 525x656]
Get it together, Kobe.


That doesn't look anything like Kobe unless they all look alike.

/amirite?
 
2013-03-23 04:37:23 AM
 
2013-03-23 04:44:49 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-23 05:15:15 AM

Smgth: Danger Avoid Death: New. Keyboard.

[i.imgur.com image 850x637]
We all know how it got ruined.......
/Sticky sticky.


NSFW?
 
2013-03-23 05:26:05 AM

Gyrfalcon: Smgth: Danger Avoid Death: New. Keyboard.

[i.imgur.com image 850x637]
We all know how it got ruined.......
/Sticky sticky.

NSFW?


Oh please, if you'd ever seen the real thing, you wouldn't ask...

/That's clearly water...in the a t of being poured so it looks like COULD be something else...but the droplets on keys give it away.
//If yours is that clear, see a doctor, you're shooting blanks.
 
2013-03-23 05:40:22 AM
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Drug possesion? Really?

//bears repeating
 
2013-03-23 05:42:24 AM
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This guy has several swastikas tattoos
 
2013-03-23 07:37:28 AM
no "Send her over" comments on #6?
 
2013-03-23 07:47:36 AM

Mirthman: no "Send her over" comments on #6?


I was about to ask the same, but more for #12... That funky mohawk thing makes me believe the Hot Vs Crazy scale might be medium, but the sex might be worth it alone...

Then again, that rooster hair brings me back to the time... errrmmm.. Nevermind...
 
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