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(KOB4)   Protip: Before stealing the wheels and battery from a vehicle you found wrecked along a remote road, check for victims   (kob.com) divider line 48
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8408 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Mar 2013 at 11:30 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-22 10:59:18 PM  
Fark  needs a "Ghoul" tag.
 
2013-03-22 11:15:29 PM  
There are those who just dont give a shiat about others.

I keep on saying this shiat but for some strange reason certain people cannot accept that. There are those that believe these folk are redeemable. How can you teach someone to care? How do you teach someone how to have emotions? You cant.
 
2013-03-22 11:26:19 PM  
Ah, New Mexico.
 
2013-03-22 11:36:45 PM  
As any good D&D'er knows, the dead don't need their swag.

/ but seriously, report the accident for farks sake. If nothing else it's just good karma.
 
2013-03-22 11:37:03 PM  

cman: There are those who just dont give a shiat about others.

I keep on saying this shiat but for some strange reason certain people cannot accept that. There are those that believe these folk are redeemable. How can you teach someone to care? How do you teach someone how to have emotions? You cant.




You can't. Thats the same as trying to fix stupid. Never going to happen. Some are just uncaring assholes. My first thought is call 911, theirs is , lets see what we can steal. disgusting.
 
2013-03-22 11:37:12 PM  
Still better than Arizona.
 
2013-03-22 11:37:13 PM  
Protip?

Fark needs less of those.
 
2013-03-22 11:38:06 PM  
Can't find the video, but this story reminds me of the video showing some kid getting beat up by someone. After the kid goes down and out, a bystander goes over to the beat up kid pretending to help him, but because the kid is too dazed the helpful bystander instead robs the kid.
 
2013-03-22 11:40:06 PM  
some 20 years ago while Christmas Tree shopping with my picky SIL we were being silly. i was getting punchy after visiting multiple Tree Farms. i came up with a scenario where we were finally done with all the shopping then wiped out on a snowy slippery curve. and we would wake up to find ourselves surrounded by the local toothless nitwit descendants of miners and farmers, their arms full of our purchases and a little girl screaming because she thought we came back from the dead.
 
2013-03-22 11:43:59 PM  
Stolen parts from a '96 Explorer?  Should be worth $15 American, easy.
 
2013-03-22 11:46:06 PM  
I'm not sure who is a worse person, the thief of the KOB commenters.
 
2013-03-22 11:47:07 PM  

cman: There are those who just dont give a shiat about others.

I keep on saying this shiat but for some strange reason certain people cannot accept that. There are those that believe these folk are redeemable. How can you teach someone to care? How do you teach someone how to have emotions? You cant.


Just try not to think about everyone who is that way, but doesn't make it obvious. Narcissists want to be popular, so they do things which give the impression they care, or have normal emotions, to make people like them.

/My personal estimate is 75% of the current human population is like that.
 
2013-03-22 11:56:36 PM  
What, and THEN you steal the wheels and battery?
 
2013-03-22 11:58:48 PM  

flemardo: I'm not sure who is a worse person, the thief of the KOB commenters.


I started reading the comments, and had to stop. Amazing how people will try to turn everything into a political flamewar.
 
2013-03-22 11:59:20 PM  

flemardo: I'm not sure who is a worse person, the thief of the KOB commenters.


YOU SOUND LIKE A FAGET LIKE BARFACK B.O. HUSSLIN' OBUMMER TAKIN AWAY ARE GUNS

(341 likes)
 
2013-03-23 12:05:38 AM  
If the car hadn't been noticed for another 8 hours the scrapper Jawas would have picked it clean.
 
2013-03-23 12:10:50 AM  
From the Comments section:

This is what an Obama society and Liberalism is turning people into!
No one cares for anyone but them self. It's all ME ME ME and what can I take for free!



67 Likes for this shiat.
 
2013-03-23 12:11:42 AM  

Amos Quito: Fark  needs a "Ghoul" tag.


That's what "Politics" is for.
 
2013-03-23 12:13:00 AM  
Like out in the ocean, salvager's rights apply.

not really
,

Give a person a pile of free stuff and they get all happy.
Tell them that someone is dead under the stuff and they only pick down to just above the dead person.
 
2013-03-23 12:13:00 AM  
Love how the comments somehow turn into a political shiat throwing contest.
 
2013-03-23 12:14:11 AM  

cman: There are those who just dont give a shiat about others.


They're called "Republicans".
 
2013-03-23 12:15:45 AM  

KrispyKritter: some 20 years ago while Christmas Tree shopping with my picky SIL we were being silly. i was getting punchy after visiting multiple Tree Farms. i came up with a scenario where we were finally done with all the shopping then wiped out on a snowy slippery curve. and we would wake up to find ourselves surrounded by the local toothless nitwit descendants of miners and farmers, their arms full of our purchases and a little girl screaming because she thought we came back from the dead.


Stop smoking the mistletoe.
 
2013-03-23 12:19:03 AM  
WTF?  I would think stealing shiat from somebody that still needs it would be a lot more "insensitive".

There is a lot to be said for empathy but emotions fark up everything and I think there are a lot more people that need to control them than there are people who need to feel them more strongly.

All this "think of the children" legislation is evidence of an over abundance of emotionally incontinent people drowning out logical people.
 
2013-03-23 12:21:29 AM  

flemardo: I'm not sure who is a worse person, the thief of the KOB commenters.


The article itself seemed farkworthy, but when I saw the comments below TFA, that just made it that much more at home on Fark if you've ever spent some time in the Politics tab.
 
2013-03-23 12:24:39 AM  
is this like stealing boots from a dead soldier, like i seen in them war films?
 
2013-03-23 12:37:17 AM  

Amos Quito: Fark  needs a "Ghoul" tag.


Fark you
You Turn off on the rezz road.
You have died of dysentery.

The law of the land.
 
2013-03-23 12:40:14 AM  

Emposter: What, and THEN you steal the wheels and battery?


First things first.
 
2013-03-23 12:44:09 AM  
Buzzards, that's all.
 
2013-03-23 12:46:37 AM  

vudukungfu: Amos Quito: Fark  needs a "Ghoul" tag.

Fark you
You Turn off on the rezz road.
You have died of dysentery.

The law of the land.


I am pretty sure it wasn't a rez road... but I get your point.... never have something happen on a rez road..
 
2013-03-23 12:48:16 AM  

GungFu: is this like stealing boots from a dead soldier, like i seen in them war films?



That's "finding" them...
 
2013-03-23 12:48:52 AM  

thisisarepeat: WTF?  I would think stealing shiat from somebody that still needs it would be a lot more "insensitive".

There is a lot to be said for empathy but emotions fark up everything and I think there are a lot more people that need to control them than there are people who need to feel them more strongly.

All this "think of the children" legislation is evidence of an over abundance of emotionally incontinent people drowning out logical people.


Logic says that SUV belongs to his family now that he's dead. He may have a wife and kids who need it.  And for all we know, he could have still been alive, albeit grievously injured, when whoever it was stole those things. Sometimes, time does make the difference. Probably not when you have an SUV on top of you, but there's always a chance.
 
2013-03-23 12:56:12 AM  

cman: There are those who just dont give a shiat about others.

I keep on saying this shiat but for some strange reason certain people cannot accept that. There are those that believe these folk are redeemable. How can you teach someone to care? How do you teach someone how to have emotions? You cant.


No, you can't... but THEY can.

Nobody can teach another to give a crap about others.. they need to know that something is wrong with them, identify that thing as a certain lack of empathy, then seek to improve that condition.

In that context, everyone is redeemable.. if they'd just swallow their pride and admit to their shortcomings. Which isn't going to happen, 99.99999999% of the time.
 
2013-03-23 12:58:28 AM  

Grave_Girl: thisisarepeat: WTF?  I would think stealing shiat from somebody that still needs it would be a lot more "insensitive".

There is a lot to be said for empathy but emotions fark up everything and I think there are a lot more people that need to control them than there are people who need to feel them more strongly.

All this "think of the children" legislation is evidence of an over abundance of emotionally incontinent people drowning out logical people.

Logic says that SUV belongs to his family now that he's dead. He may have a wife and kids who need it.  And for all we know, he could have still been alive, albeit grievously injured, when whoever it was stole those things. Sometimes, time does make the difference. Probably not when you have an SUV on top of you, but there's always a chance.


theineptowl.com

"He could still be okay."

**Truck explodes**

"Okay, maybe not now."
 
2013-03-23 12:59:01 AM  

Grave_Girl: Sometimes, time does make the difference. Probably not when you have an SUV on top of you, but there's always a chance.


Well yeah, that's why the thief didn't take the seat covers or the stereo


/First the baby-shooters, now this?
//
quietmoment.typepad.com
 
2013-03-23 01:06:10 AM  

Grave_Girl: thisisarepeat: WTF?  I would think stealing shiat from somebody that still needs it would be a lot more "insensitive".

There is a lot to be said for empathy but emotions fark up everything and I think there are a lot more people that need to control them than there are people who need to feel them more strongly.

All this "think of the children" legislation is evidence of an over abundance of emotionally incontinent people drowning out logical people.

Logic says that SUV belongs to his family now that he's dead. He may have a wife and kids who need it.  And for all we know, he could have still been alive, albeit grievously injured, when whoever it was stole those things. Sometimes, time does make the difference. Probably not when you have an SUV on top of you, but there's always a chance.


When you roll an SUV or most modern cars, it is a goner, it is labeled as totaled. US car don't do well wheels up, they're like goldfish. No fixes for it, only value is parts. Found that out with a 98 Explorer. Assuming there was insurance on it and the family wants the money of the vehicle value, it belongs to the insurance company who then sell it at auction for parts to make some money back. I flipped because some genius thought it was a good idea to back up in the middle of the freeway to get a box that fell of his truck. I merged into the lane and suddenly was "That car is getting close really fast.....oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiii......." and swerved hard. He told me the truth and changed his story when the Highway Patrol asked him. Only consolation was that because I swerved and flipped, the dog he had in the front seat wasn't smeared onto the windshield as his truck's bed would have gone from long  to really short. I ended up getting what I had paid for and into the car and used it to buy something better so I wouldn't rage everyday.
 
2013-03-23 01:07:13 AM  
It's a Hills Have Eyes situation, you people think them calling 911 was a possibility?  Ha!   Those inbreds are probably kicking themselves because if they'd have known he was there they could have had meat for dinner that night.   You can be sure the next wreck they plunder will be examined more closely.  One can only hope the unfortunate driver is dead before they get their hands on him or(shudder) her.
 
2013-03-23 01:12:56 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: cman: There are those who just dont give a shiat about others.

They're called "Republicans".


Funny, the Weenerser on that website inspired me to reply, "You make me ashamed to be a Republican."
 
2013-03-23 01:22:00 AM  
Thieves are scum, and the Saudis have the right idea when it comes to the cutting off of the hands.
 
2013-03-23 01:23:19 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: cman: There are those who just dont give a shiat about others.

They're called "Republicans".


Whatever gets you through the night.
 
2013-03-23 01:40:05 AM  
SE NM?? meth was involved...
 
2013-03-23 01:42:08 AM  

violentsalvation: Ah, New Mexico.


Darn New Mexicans.
 
2013-03-23 02:04:05 AM  
SO TEHY CAN IDENTIFY ME?
 
2013-03-23 02:54:06 AM  
flemardo:

"CSB", but hey, that dog.
 
2013-03-23 05:08:15 AM  
i.imgur.com

Hold up on that car wash, gentlemen
 
2013-03-23 09:13:20 AM  
The same kind of thing happened with the Lynyrd Skynyrd plane crash. The survivors said they woke up lying in the swamp with the local hillbillies going through their pockets and hauling off their luggage.
 
2013-03-23 01:36:11 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: cman: There are those who just dont give a shiat about others.

I keep on saying this shiat but for some strange reason certain people cannot accept that. There are those that believe these folk are redeemable. How can you teach someone to care? How do you teach someone how to have emotions? You cant.

Just try not to think about everyone who is that way, but doesn't make it obvious. Narcissists want to be popular, so they do things which give the impression they care, or have normal emotions, to make people like them.

/My personal estimate is 75% of the current human population is like that.


Join ussssss.....
 
2013-03-23 03:03:17 PM  
The guy was apparently dead when this happened.  Honestly, is the guy really going to miss the stuff?
 
2013-03-23 03:24:27 PM  
I'm pretty sure if you leave injured victims there and don't report it and the victims die,  the cops can slap you with some kind of neglegent/involuntary manslaughter in addition to whatever theft type charges for stealing the shiat, if they ever catch them.
 
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