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(Fox News)   Now landing without clearance at Birmingham-Shuttlesworth International Airport, a new 300-pound sign. One dead   (foxnews.com) divider line 99
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2013-03-22 08:27:48 PM
THE AFOREMENTIONED SIGN:

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2013-03-22 08:33:13 PM
Wow, that really sucks. Being crushed falls just under drowning on my list of ways I don't want to go out.

And before any of you make some tasteless joke and say "HURR HURR WINDOW SEAT PLEASE!" just remember, don't fly out of Birmingham.
 
2013-03-22 09:14:49 PM
Another sign death?

It is time for sign control.

The sign lobby has to be reigned in.
 
2013-03-22 09:24:20 PM
in before patches O Houlihan
 
2013-03-22 09:25:42 PM
It's a sign.
 
2013-03-22 09:26:20 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: Another sign death?

It is time for sign control.

The sign lobby has to be reigned in.


farking really? This is what you and your ilk are reduced to? Go check my last post in the politics tab to see what I really think of you.
 
2013-03-22 09:28:07 PM
blocking out the scenery, breakin' that kid's mind
 
2013-03-22 09:28:21 PM
i303.photobucket.com

Could be worse.
 
2013-03-22 09:29:07 PM
Well, he died doing what he loved...
 
2013-03-22 09:29:23 PM

MFAWG: Go check my last post in the politics tab to see what I really think of you.


No I will not go through that effort since I don't care what you "really" think of me.

Now stop hijacking threads with personal attacks and get back to discussing sign control.
 
2013-03-22 09:29:28 PM

Frankenstorm: It's a sign.


from above!
 
2013-03-22 09:30:43 PM

Zombalupagus: [i303.photobucket.com image 400x200]

Could be worse.


i44.tinypic.comAgrees
 
2013-03-22 09:31:11 PM

MFAWG: tenpoundsofcheese: Another sign death?

It is time for sign control.

The sign lobby has to be reigned in.

farking really? This is what you and your ilk are reduced to? Go check my last post in the politics tab to see what I really think of you.


I tried but the public user profile doesn't seem to show recent posts but I'm fairly sure you need one of these.
farm1.staticflickr.com
If your upset about people making jokes you don't belong here, maybe you should head over to reddit or something.
 
2013-03-22 09:32:38 PM
Airport spokeswoman Toni Herrera-Bast says officials aren't sure how the sign fell

I'm going to guess "down"?
 
2013-03-22 09:32:53 PM

scottydoesntknow: Wow, that really sucks. Being crushed falls just under drowning on my list of ways I don't want to go out.

And before any of you make some tasteless joke and say "HURR HURR WINDOW SEAT PLEASE!" just remember, don't fly out of Birmingham.


Probably a head and neck injury more than a crush.  Hopefully it knocked him out and he didn't suffer.  Still though, just awful.  Someone farked up badly.
 
2013-03-22 09:33:34 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: MFAWG: Go check my last post in the politics tab to see what I really think of you.

No I will not go through that effort since I don't care what you "really" think of me.

Now stop hijacking threads with personal attacks and get back to discussing sign control.


You and your little butt buddy need to keep your agenda where it farking belongs. Up your asses.
 
2013-03-22 09:33:40 PM
Thank you, sequestration.
 
2013-03-22 09:33:42 PM
Union labor.
 
2013-03-22 09:34:13 PM
See, I laughed only  afterI read the "one dead" part. Is that bad?
 
2013-03-22 09:34:45 PM

benh999: Thank you, sequestration.


Make it hurt.
 
2013-03-22 09:36:36 PM

MFAWG: tenpoundsofcheese: MFAWG: Go check my last post in the politics tab to see what I really think of you.

No I will not go through that effort since I don't care what you "really" think of me.

Now stop hijacking threads with personal attacks and get back to discussing sign control.

You and your little butt buddy need to keep your agenda where it farking belongs. Up your asses.


Not sure why you have such a fixation with my butt, but hey, whatever floats your boat (p.s. not interested, but thanks anyway!)
 
2013-03-22 09:37:09 PM

scottydoesntknow: Wow, that really sucks. Being crushed falls just under drowning on my list of ways I don't want to go out.

And before any of you make some tasteless joke and say "HURR HURR WINDOW SEAT PLEASE!" just remember, don't fly out of Birmingham.


I stand corrected, it was a board of flight status monitors: http://www.myfoxal.com/story/21769760/child-killed-4-injured-after-st a tus-board-fell-at-birmingham-airport

Look how close the barrier is in front of the other monitors.  That thing wouldn't do shiat if another one of those boards fell, they look about 8 feet tall.
 
2013-03-22 09:37:46 PM
  when you take away the signs...only the criminals will have signs.
 
2013-03-22 09:40:13 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: MFAWG: tenpoundsofcheese: MFAWG: Go check my last post in the politics tab to see what I really think of you.

No I will not go through that effort since I don't care what you "really" think of me.

Now stop hijacking threads with personal attacks and get back to discussing sign control.

You and your little butt buddy need to keep your agenda where it farking belongs. Up your asses.

Not sure why you have such a fixation with my butt, but hey, whatever floats your boat (p.s. not interested, but thanks anyway!)


Nice. Now go get your farking shine box . Asshat.
 
2013-03-22 09:41:13 PM
I would make an airplane joke but someone died so I will not.
 
2013-03-22 09:42:14 PM
Why do signs hate America?
 
2013-03-22 09:42:51 PM

AcesFull: when you take away the signs...only the criminals will have signs.


but that is good.
we can then identify the criminals since they have a sign.

(like that guy with the "wanted" t-shirt in the other thread)
 
2013-03-22 09:45:20 PM
The only way to protect against signs...


 i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 09:49:14 PM
I Blame Gravity
 
2013-03-22 09:51:26 PM
Final destination?
 
2013-03-22 09:54:06 PM

fusillade762: Airport spokeswoman Toni Herrera-Bast says officials aren't sure how the sign fell

I'm going to guess "down"?


I'm going with gravity. Kind of the same idea but I used a bigger word. It has seven letters to your four.
 
2013-03-22 09:54:52 PM
And to think flying wasn't stressful enough.
 
2013-03-22 09:57:08 PM

whyRpeoplesostupid: blocking out the scenery, breakin' that kid's mind


What the hell, that's the second Tesla reference I've seen today.
 
2013-03-22 09:57:40 PM
Another failure by the TSA.

/tsk
 
2013-03-22 09:59:18 PM

MFAWG: tenpoundsofcheese: MFAWG: Go check my last post in the politics tab to see what I really think of you.

No I will not go through that effort since I don't care what you "really" think of me.

Now stop hijacking threads with personal attacks and get back to discussing sign control.

You and your little butt buddy need to keep your agenda where it farking belongs. Up your asses.


Oh please say I'm tenpoundsofcheese's butt buddy. It would make my day to know i helped in upsetting you.
 
2013-03-22 09:59:35 PM
As long as we're doing this:

The only way to stop a sign is with a good guy with a sign.
 
2013-03-22 09:59:57 PM

saturn badger: fusillade762: Airport spokeswoman Toni Herrera-Bast says officials aren't sure how the sign fell

I'm going to guess "down"?

I'm going with gravity. Kind of the same idea but I used a bigger word. It has seven letters to your four.


"The sign fell gravity"?
 
2013-03-22 10:03:35 PM

fusillade762: saturn badger: fusillade762: Airport spokeswoman Toni Herrera-Bast says officials aren't sure how the sign fell

I'm going to guess "down"?

I'm going with gravity. Kind of the same idea but I used a bigger word. It has seven letters to your four.

"The sign fell gravity"?


I don't know why, but that made me laugh.
 
2013-03-22 10:05:32 PM

cameroncrazy1984: whyRpeoplesostupid: blocking out the scenery, breakin' that kid's mind

What the hell, that's the second Tesla reference I've seen today.


9/10. Brilliant.
 
2013-03-22 10:05:43 PM
Obama did say Aiport Screen-ings would be affected by the sequestration.

/Thanks for no budget, Harry
 
2013-03-22 10:11:05 PM
BillyRayBob: I Blame Gravity

Sir Issac Newton, the deadliest S.O.B. at the airport
 
2013-03-22 10:11:37 PM
Boy, this thread managed to turn into a perfect little right wing circle jerk, didn't it? Who's the swing man?
 
2013-03-22 10:16:27 PM
I guess it doesn't matter a 10 year old child was killed, and 3 other kids inured and the Mother is in intensive care ...snark away.
 
2013-03-22 10:18:11 PM

lokis_mentor: Obama did say Aiport Screen-ings would be affected by the sequestration.

/Thanks for no budget, Harry


okay, that was great.
I was going to go with sequestration but I couldn't come up with the link except TSA.

The lines at that airport are long now.
You have the regular lines and the "non-crushing" lines.
 
2013-03-22 10:18:13 PM

optikeye: I guess it doesn't matter a 10 year old child was killed, and 3 other kids inured and the Mother is in intensive care ...snark away.


images.inquisitr.com
 
2013-03-22 10:19:56 PM

fusillade762: saturn badger: fusillade762: Airport spokeswoman Toni Herrera-Bast says officials aren't sure how the sign fell

I'm going to guess "down"?

I'm going with gravity. Kind of the same idea but I used a bigger word. It has seven letters to your four.

"The sign fell gravity"?


That it did. Or should it be that did? Or that it? I get confused and flustered about those.
 
2013-03-22 10:26:28 PM

Badafuco: See, I laughed only  afterI read the "one dead" part. Is that bad?


Hey, I didn't start laughing until I read the kid was only ten years old.
 
2013-03-22 10:30:53 PM

Badafuco: See, I laughed only  afterI read the "one dead" part. Is that bad?



  nah....at the least,a defensive mechanism.
 
2013-03-22 10:31:37 PM
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LOUSY MUTANT CHEESE

SHUT UP

THOSE ARE MY SHOES
 
2013-03-22 10:32:50 PM
I guess his injury was...

puts on sunglasses

...terminal.
 
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