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2013-03-22 08:09:12 PM  
The leprechaun. I remember that!
 
2013-03-22 08:12:17 PM  
I had a shirt that read, "Person of Interest."  A pleasant old lady at a gas station remarked, "Well, you sure look like an interesting person."
 
2013-03-22 08:12:39 PM  
I t-shirt you can change. "Almond guy-dong" tattooed on your ankle is forever.
 
zez
2013-03-22 08:13:46 PM  
My wife bought a shirt from Target that had some Oriental writing on it for decoration, she wore it in Chicago and the bus went through Chinatown every day. Everyone on the bus looked at her and would shake their heads and laugh or whisper amongst themselves.  We still have no idea what the shirt says.
 
2013-03-22 08:16:08 PM  

zez: My wife bought a shirt from Target that had some Oriental writing on it for decoration, she wore it in Chicago and the bus went through Chinatown every day. Everyone on the bus looked at her and would shake their heads and laugh or whisper amongst themselves.  We still have no idea what the shirt says.


Didn't you hear? Those "Oriental" shirts from Target said "Anal Whore - Insert Penis". I'm surprised you didn't hear all the controversy a while back.
 
2013-03-22 08:16:37 PM  

zez: My wife bought a shirt from Target that had some Oriental writing on it for decoration, she wore it in Chicago and the bus went through Chinatown every day. Everyone on the bus looked at her and would shake their heads and laugh or whisper amongst themselves.  We still have no idea what the shirt says.


Post it and we'll translate for you.
 
2013-03-22 08:18:20 PM  
zez: My wife bought a shirt from Target that had some Oriental writing on it for decoration, she wore it in Chicago and the bus went through Chinatown every day. Everyone on the bus looked at her and would shake their heads and laugh or whisper amongst themselves.  We still have no idea what the shirt says.

I used to be friends with these Japanese twins  that was exchange students at my school and they liked to ROFL about the retarded shiat white people had tatooed on them.
 
2013-03-22 08:18:38 PM  
was it 暨垃圾站
 
2013-03-22 08:20:48 PM  
It says Holy Warrior!

/no, it says eternal ass slave.
//common mistake.
 
2013-03-22 08:24:52 PM  
Tattoo hate thread!!!
 
2013-03-22 08:26:42 PM  

Oldiron_79: zez: My wife bought a shirt from Target that had some Oriental writing on it for decoration, she wore it in Chicago and the bus went through Chinatown every day. Everyone on the bus looked at her and would shake their heads and laugh or whisper amongst themselves.  We still have no idea what the shirt says.

I used to be friends with these Japanese twins  that was exchange students at my school and they liked to ROFL about the retarded shiat white people had tatooed on them.


I read that as ' three Japanese twins ' the first couple of times
 
2013-03-22 08:30:38 PM  

zez: My wife bought a shirt from Target that had some Oriental writing on it for decoration, she wore it in Chicago and the bus went through Chinatown every day. Everyone on the bus looked at her and would shake their heads and laugh or whisper amongst themselves. We still have no idea what the shirt says.


Drink Your Ovaltine.
 
2013-03-22 08:30:48 PM  
The TA for my chemistry lab always signs my notebook with his name and then some chinese lettering. I just assume it's something obscene or derogatory.
 
2013-03-22 08:30:59 PM  

RaiderFanMikeP: was it 暨垃圾站


I don't think you can say that on Fark.
 
2013-03-22 08:31:10 PM  
MFAWG: Oldiron_79: zez: My wife bought a shirt from Target that had some Oriental writing on it for decoration, she wore it in Chicago and the bus went through Chinatown every day. Everyone on the bus looked at her and would shake their heads and laugh or whisper amongst themselves.  We still have no idea what the shirt says.

I used to be friends with these Japanese twins  that was exchange students at my school and they liked to ROFL about the retarded shiat white people had tatooed on them.

I read that as ' three Japanese twins ' the first couple of times


You have clearly either had too much or too little to drink tonite
 
2013-03-22 08:31:42 PM  

zez: My wife bought a shirt from Target that had some Oriental writing on it for decoration, she wore it in Chicago and the bus went through Chinatown every day. Everyone on the bus looked at her and would shake their heads and laugh or whisper amongst themselves.  We still have no idea what the shirt says.


Maybe it was something like this.
 
2013-03-22 08:39:58 PM  
One of my Russian coworkers use to put Russian swear words in source code comments but wouldn't tell us what they meant. This was pre-Google so you couldn't just look it up online. So we showed the words to his wife at the Christmas party. She almost had wine coming out of her nose from laughing so hard.
 
2013-03-22 08:40:50 PM  

EngineerAU: One of my Russian coworkers use to put Russian swear words in source code comments but wouldn't tell us what they meant. This was pre-Google so you couldn't just look it up online. So we showed the words to his wife at the Christmas party. She almost had wine coming out of her nose from laughing so hard.


She sounds like a cyka.
 
2013-03-22 08:41:15 PM  
Repeated goodness:
From an old NBC show two guys are eating in a Chinese restaurant and one has a Chinese word tattooed on his shoulder.

The Chinese waiter looks at it and starts smirking.
The guy says 'What are you laughing at?'
W: Your tattoo.
G: 'Why? It means "courage".
W: No it doesn't.
G: Yes it does.
W: No it doesn't.
G: Ok. YOU tell me what it means.
W: It means when two men love each other you the woman.

(that'sthejoke.jpg)
 
2013-03-22 08:44:53 PM  
The kid was just getting even for being cheep on Christmas.
 
2013-03-22 08:45:33 PM  

8 inches: Tattoo hate thread!!!


looks like it's time for some ugliest tattoos. (possibly not safe for work)

Here's a sample:
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-03-22 08:46:22 PM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: zez: My wife bought a shirt from Target that had some Oriental writing on it for decoration, she wore it in Chicago and the bus went through Chinatown every day. Everyone on the bus looked at her and would shake their heads and laugh or whisper amongst themselves.  We still have no idea what the shirt says.

Maybe it was something like this.


Probably more like this, though.
 
2013-03-22 08:49:53 PM  
A turkish friend of mine used to tell me to use these words of endearment to my wife.
"Siktir Disi Kopek". Bulent was a funny guy..
 
2013-03-22 08:52:30 PM  

Oldiron_79: MFAWG: Oldiron_79: zez: My wife bought a shirt from Target that had some Oriental writing on it for decoration, she wore it in Chicago and the bus went through Chinatown every day. Everyone on the bus looked at her and would shake their heads and laugh or whisper amongst themselves.  We still have no idea what the shirt says.

I used to be friends with these Japanese twins  that was exchange students at my school and they liked to ROFL about the retarded shiat white people had tatooed on them.

I read that as ' three Japanese twins ' the first couple of times

You have clearly either had too much or too little to drink tonite


Sudafed at lunch and fibreglass resin after lunch.

Same effect.
 
2013-03-22 08:52:38 PM  

priapic_abandon: A turkish friend of mine used to tell me to use these words of endearment to my wife.
"Siktir Disi Kopek". Bulent was a funny guy..


Literally: fark off biatch
 
2013-03-22 08:53:27 PM  
i367.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 08:56:50 PM  
i am a us born colombian and in colombia they love shirts in english.

i saw a girl wearing a shirt that said "i have a juicy ass and my brown eye winks at you"
 
2013-03-22 09:00:50 PM  

RaiderFanMikeP: was it  暨垃圾站

垃圾站暨

FTFY

 
 
2013-03-22 09:07:02 PM  
Caught sayof.
 
2013-03-22 09:08:58 PM  
It is no "spread beaver" but it will have to do.
 
2013-03-22 09:09:34 PM  
Taiwan

Which led to Wu being hauled in on drug charges.


Oooh, that's a BAD combination. Depending on the severity he could get the death penalty.
 
2013-03-22 09:11:37 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: I had a shirt that read, "Person of Interest."  A pleasant old lady at a gas station remarked, "Well, you sure look like an interesting person."


I wore a "Save Ferris" shirt the other day (the one with a picture of Cameron on it) and an elderly cashier asked me "Is he okay? What's wrong with him?"

Made my day.
 
2013-03-22 09:16:02 PM  

theflatline: i am a us born colombian and in colombia they love shirts in english.

i saw a girl wearing a shirt that said "i have a juicy ass and my brown eye winks at you"


Yeah, you can get those at Disneyland.
 
2013-03-22 09:17:31 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: theflatline: i am a us born colombian and in colombia they love shirts in english.

i saw a girl wearing a shirt that said "i have a juicy ass and my brown eye winks at you"

Yeah, you can get those at Disneyland.


I bought my 8 year old daughter one last year. It has Minnie Mouse on it.
 
2013-03-22 09:30:35 PM  

LordOfThePings: [i367.photobucket.com image 500x400]


http://www.yestocarrots.com/ 

Try again, not-funny-website-picture.
 
2013-03-22 09:34:28 PM  

WhippingBoy: zez: My wife bought a shirt from Target that had some Oriental writing on it for decoration, she wore it in Chicago and the bus went through Chinatown every day. Everyone on the bus looked at her and would shake their heads and laugh or whisper amongst themselves.  We still have no idea what the shirt says.

Didn't you hear? Those "Oriental" shirts from Target said "Anal Whore - Insert Penis". I'm surprised you didn't hear all the controversy a while back.


No, no. It said "this dish, while tasty, is cheap."
 
2013-03-22 09:37:33 PM  

What_do_you_want_now: Try again, not-funny-website-picture.


Poe's Law sometimes works in both directions. Think about it.
 
2013-03-22 09:43:30 PM  

pkticker: BarkingUnicorn: I had a shirt that read, "Person of Interest."  A pleasant old lady at a gas station remarked, "Well, you sure look like an interesting person."

I wore a "Save Ferris" shirt the other day (the one with a picture of Cameron on it) and an elderly cashier asked me "Is he okay? What's wrong with him?"

Made my day.


I once saw an older woman get out of a car with the license plate "DROOGIE". I made a comment to her and she said "My students got me that as a gift when I retired". I asked her if she'd ever seen Clockwork Orange and she said "What's that?"

Really kind of wish I could have seen the look on her face when she found out what it meant.
 
2013-03-22 09:44:57 PM  
Ah, the story above would make more sense if I had remembered to mention that the teacher's last name was apparently "Droog".
 
2013-03-22 09:45:41 PM  

LordOfThePings: What_do_you_want_now: Try again, not-funny-website-picture.

Poe's Law sometimes works in both directions. Think about it.


....I should know better.
 
2013-03-22 09:49:41 PM  

LordOfThePings: What_do_you_want_now: Try again, not-funny-website-picture.

Poe's Law sometimes works in both directions. Think about it.


Especially if you parody Poe's Law.

/wait, that might make the universe asplode ...
 
2013-03-22 10:06:52 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com

J-list used to have a lot more along this line ten years ago.
 
2013-03-22 10:17:26 PM  

buzzcut73: The TA for my chemistry lab always signs my notebook with his name and then some chinese lettering. I just assume it's something obscene or derogatory.


I played in a charity pool tourney against a Chinese pro, and beat her.  She signed the 9-ball with a marker pen and added some Chinese script. I imagine it says, "I let you beat me."
 
2013-03-22 10:22:32 PM  

fusillade762: Ah, the story above would make more sense if I had remembered to mention that the teacher's last name was apparently "Droog".


That info ruined the joke, actually.
 
2013-03-22 10:33:50 PM  
I saw a dress in China that said "Do all sorts of evil."  It was kinda cool, but didn't look like it would fit any of my large American friends.
 
2013-03-22 10:33:59 PM  
My wife taught me Polish swear words, so sometimes I will tell her "shut up, you stupid whore" in Polish (I can't spell inp Polish, it's nonsense) as if I were saying something sweet.

And then one time this old Polish lady happened to be in line at the store behind, and started yelling at me. It was fun.
 
2013-03-22 10:37:13 PM  
Countdown to the reveal that this story is total BS? 5...4...3...2...
 
2013-03-22 10:58:20 PM  

theflatline: i am a us born colombian and in colombia they love shirts in english.

i saw a girl wearing a shirt that said "i have a juicy ass and my brown eye winks at you"


Shakira wears that shirt0

/ In my dreams
 
2013-03-22 10:59:03 PM  

Hector Remarkable: RaiderFanMikeP: was it 暨垃圾站

I don't think you can say that on Fark.


I bet it would make it past the FOX censors.
 
2013-03-22 11:02:29 PM  

CipollinaFan: Hector Remarkable: RaiderFanMikeP: was it 暨垃圾站

I don't think you can say that on Fark.

I bet it would make it past the FOX censors.


Fox has censors??  Get out.
 
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