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2013-03-22 07:40:42 PM  
Splunge?
 
2013-03-22 07:41:35 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I know she is over drinking age, but damn she looks young.

too young....



I'm with you man. I think a lot of the fapp-itude comes from the fact that we have a generation of young guys that grew up with her in Harry Potter movies. I was in my early 20's when they came out, so I've never seen her as anything other than a little kid and whenever I look at these supposedly "sexy" pictures, I just go "ewww, she's 12".

Of course, it doesn't help that she STILL looks like she is 12. Maybe give her a few more years to bake???
 
2013-03-22 07:42:53 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: Current Resident: [i.imgur.com image 460x322]

I love that quote.  It also means that there is an infinite number of universes where I AM Emma Watson.

Think about THAT.


There are infinitely many universes where everybody is Emma Watson.

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2013-03-22 07:43:57 PM  
Thank you.
 
2013-03-22 07:44:41 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Hmmm...I know she's legal and all that, but she still looks like a little girl in those pics.


A sexy little girl, yes.
 
2013-03-22 07:45:48 PM  

Amateurs..

i.dailymail.co.uk
I CAME

 
2013-03-22 07:47:26 PM  
5 points for Gryffindor
 
2013-03-22 07:47:35 PM  
I only hope that Emma takes a lesson from Phoebe Cates' example.
If you're going to do a nude scene, do it when you're still young enough to be at peak freshness and make it memorable.
Also, make it pleasant. Spare us the nudity under duress, please.
No screaming, no crying, look like you're enjoying yourself.
/kthnkx
 
2013-03-22 07:49:01 PM  
Oh, I see Emma. It's ok if you meant to show your naughty bits. But one upskirt photo (sorta NSFW) gets you all upset.

pic being signed available upon request
 
2013-03-22 07:51:08 PM  

Elegy: Oh, I see Emma. It's ok if you meant to show your naughty bits. But one upskirt photo (sorta NSFW) gets you all upset.

pic being signed available upon request


Oh snap.
 
2013-03-22 07:54:20 PM  

Elegy: Oh, I see Emma. It's ok if you meant to show your naughty bits. But one upskirt photo (sorta NSFW) gets you all upset.

pic being signed available upon request


Now that was funny.

/wear panties, ho.
 
2013-03-22 07:54:41 PM  

TwistedFark: I think a lot of the fapp-itude comes from the fact that we have a generation of young guys that grew up with her in Harry Potter movies.


As someone who didn't give two shiats about HP, but thinks she's an attractive young woman, I think a) you are correct or close to it, but b) the opposite is the case for others: people shy away from saying she's hot (ie: imply she looks too young) because they remember her busting onto the scene as a kid in that series.
 
2013-03-22 07:55:10 PM  

Elegy: Oh, I see Emma. It's ok if you meant to show your naughty bits. But one upskirt photo (sorta NSFW) gets you all upset.

pic being signed available upon request


Now THAT is farking funny.
 
2013-03-22 07:56:42 PM  

Hots_Kebabs: I see nothing about purple monkey dishwasher snorkel Albuquerque splunge

sad face


It's exclusive content for Daily Mail subscribers.
 
2013-03-22 07:56:48 PM  

puffy999: TwistedFark: I think a lot of the fapp-itude comes from the fact that we have a generation of young guys that grew up with her in Harry Potter movies.

As someone who didn't give two shiats about HP, but thinks she's an attractive young woman, I think a) you are correct or close to it, but b) the opposite is the case for others: people shy away from saying she's hot (ie: imply she looks too young) because they remember her busting onto the scene as a kid in that series.


Christina Ricci in the Adams Family movies got me through some internet-less summers back in the 90's.

/What?  She's like 4 years older than me!
 
2013-03-22 07:57:54 PM  

Begoggle: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 599x479]


Do you have the original of that?


/farkers, you're slacking.
 
2013-03-22 08:00:25 PM  

sprag: Begoggle: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 599x479]

Do you have the original of that?


/farkers, you're slacking.


It was actually already started, parodied, and classicly resolved before the original macro was posted.
 
2013-03-22 08:02:01 PM  

TwistedFark: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I know she is over drinking age, but damn she looks young.

too young....


I'm with you man. I think a lot of the fapp-itude comes from the fact that we have a generation of young guys that grew up with her in Harry Potter movies. I was in my early 20's when they came out, so I've never seen her as anything other than a little kid and whenever I look at these supposedly "sexy" pictures, I just go "ewww, she's 12".

Of course, it doesn't help that she STILL looks like she is 12. Maybe give her a few more years to bake???



This is rather sound logic. I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.

Emma Watson is an attractive young women. To me. she will always be a kid until she hits her thirties or so. While not for me, I hope the kids that grew up with her enjoy what they get.
 
2013-03-22 08:03:14 PM  

Kurmudgeon: I only hope that Emma takes a lesson from Phoebe Cates' example.
If you're going to do a nude scene, do it when you're still young enough to be at peak freshness and make it memorable.
Also, make it pleasant. Spare us the nudity under duress, please.
No screaming, no crying, look like you're enjoying yourself.
/kthnkx


You mean this Phoebe Cates scene, right? NSFW
 
2013-03-22 08:07:15 PM  

McGrits: I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.


Have you seen her in Charmed? The entire series is about finding some goofy comicon reason to put her, Rose McGowan and the other one into various fetish outfits.
 
2013-03-22 08:08:21 PM  
You guys who are uncomfortable with your Emma fantasies need to meditate more; free yourselves of the illusions of the past and appearances.  Here and now, she is 22 and I would fark the shiat out of her without a qualm.
 
2013-03-22 08:08:32 PM  

Summoner101: sprag: Begoggle: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 599x479]

Do you have the original of that?


/farkers, you're slacking.

It was actually already started, parodied, and classicly resolved before the original macro was posted.


I saw it, but it is so much nicer when its done in order.
 
2013-03-22 08:09:09 PM  

Mugato: McGrits: I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.

Have you seen her in Charmed? The entire series is about finding some goofy comicon reason to put her, Rose McGowan and the other one into various fetish outfits.


One of the episodes today had her spilling out of her shirt.

Or so I heard.
 
2013-03-22 08:12:13 PM  

Molavian: Mugato: McGrits: I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.

Have you seen her in Charmed? The entire series is about finding some goofy comicon reason to put her, Rose McGowan and the other one into various fetish outfits.

One of the episodes today had her spilling out of her shirt.

Or so I heard.


I like the mermaid one.

i23.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 08:14:05 PM  
Has anyone here had an Albuquerue splunge? How would you rate the orgasm on a scale of one to buckets?

/Would give Emma an Albuquerque Splunge
 
2013-03-22 08:18:57 PM  

chaosweaver: Has anyone here had an Albuquerue splunge? How would you rate the orgasm on a scale of one to buckets?

/Would give Emma an Albuquerque Splunge


You've just solved the problem of what to get my wife for her birthday.
 
2013-03-22 08:19:37 PM  
i1125.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 08:19:44 PM  
BarkingUnicorn:
You mean this Phoebe Cates scene, right? NSFW

Doesn't anyone farking knock anymore?
 
2013-03-22 08:19:48 PM  

gilatrout: In Albuquerque so getting a kick... Sadly it's my dog sitting on my lap, not Emma Watson.


You beat me to it. Also in ABQ. Worlds smallest Fark party?
 
2013-03-22 08:23:14 PM  
Imagine, this guy could sell two kidneys and still have all of them left.
 
2013-03-22 08:23:35 PM  

chaosweaver: Has anyone here had an Albuquerue splunge? How would you rate the orgasm on a scale of one to buckets?

/Would give Emma an Albuquerque Splunge


An Albuquerque Splunge involves green chile, that's all I can say for now....
 
2013-03-22 08:27:41 PM  

Gaylord Fister: Imagine, this guy could sell two kidneys and still have all of them left.




Wrong thread, dude.
 
2013-03-22 08:30:59 PM  

WhippingBoy: chaosweaver: Has anyone here had an Albuquerue splunge? How would you rate the orgasm on a scale of one to buckets?

/Would give Emma an Albuquerque Splunge

You've just solved the problem of what to get my wife for her birthday.


I aim to please.

/giggity
 
2013-03-22 08:34:40 PM  

PapaChester: Elegy: Oh, I see Emma. It's ok if you meant to show your naughty bits. But one upskirt photo (sorta NSFW) gets you all upset.

pic being signed available upon request

Now that was funny.

/wear panties, ho.


She was. Just see through ones. Link may be considered NSFW.
 
2013-03-22 08:49:24 PM  
BarkingUnicorn: It's exclusive content for Daily Mail subscribers.

oh I get it, it's a come on, a ruse, a ploy, well I'm not falling for that again

so, who's the nekkid chick?
 
2013-03-22 08:50:21 PM  
hmmph ... not topless enough
 
2013-03-22 08:51:11 PM  
So, as an aside; now that we've had Harry on stage in the buff and Hermione withflowers on her bits, when do we get the Weasley "family photos." I always heard they were a close family, and my girlfriend loves her some gingers.
 
2013-03-22 08:52:57 PM  

Molavian: Mugato: McGrits: I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.

Have you seen her in Charmed? The entire series is about finding some goofy comicon reason to put her, Rose McGowan and the other one into various fetish outfits.

One of the episodes today had her spilling out of her shirt.

Or so I heard.


I hope you two have seen this episode of the Outer Limits:   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0667872/
 
2013-03-22 08:56:22 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Sultry: The 22-year-old is shown wet with water and what appears to be mud as she closes her eyes while holding a flower between her teeth

That's not mud.
 
2013-03-22 09:08:46 PM  

trapped-in-CH: Molavian: Mugato: McGrits: I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.

Have you seen her in Charmed? The entire series is about finding some goofy comicon reason to put her, Rose McGowan and the other one into various fetish outfits.

One of the episodes today had her spilling out of her shirt.

Or so I heard.

I hope you two have seen this episode of the Outer Limits:   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0667872/



I had not seen that episode of outer limits. Thanks for the info kind sir.
 
2013-03-22 09:09:29 PM  

Mugato: McGrits: I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.

Have you seen her in Charmed? The entire series is about finding some goofy comicon reason to put her, Rose McGowan and the other one into various fetish outfits.


And that's why I loved that series. Most of the plots were fairly dumb but it gave me Alyssa as a mermaid, superhero chick, greek goddess, etc. It's a spank bank cornucopia.

/I also am the same age as Alyssa. Caught an old episode of Who's the Boss and got a memory boner. Was a little creeped out till I realized it's just like rememberering the first time you got laid. Alyssa was the first girl I really saw as drop dead gorgeous. early 20 somethings probably thought Emma was hot long before I noticed her as anything other than a little kid too
 
2013-03-22 09:14:12 PM  
22-year-old is seen posing topless from the shoulders up

Also, I'm naked from the chin up with my turtle-neck.
 
2013-03-22 09:14:19 PM  

Mugato: McGrits: I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.

Have you seen her in Charmed? The entire series is about finding some goofy comicon reason to put her, Rose McGowan and the other one into various fetish outfits.


And that's a bad thing HOW??
 
2013-03-22 09:17:00 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: You guys who are uncomfortable with your Emma fantasies need to meditate more; free yourselves of the illusions of the past and appearances.  Here and now, she is 22 and I would fark the shiat out of her without a qualm.


Be safe. Wear a qualm.
 
2013-03-22 09:18:26 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Mugato: McGrits: I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.

Have you seen her in Charmed? The entire series is about finding some goofy comicon reason to put her, Rose McGowan and the other one into various fetish outfits.

And that's a bad thing HOW??


Did I say it was a bad thing? I own the box set.
 
2013-03-22 09:19:52 PM  

Mugato: Danger Avoid Death: Mugato: McGrits: I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.

Have you seen her in Charmed? The entire series is about finding some goofy comicon reason to put her, Rose McGowan and the other one into various fetish outfits.

And that's a bad thing HOW??

Did I say it was a bad thing? I own the box set.


That's Faptacular!
 
2013-03-22 09:20:01 PM  

Digitalstrange: Mugato: McGrits: I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.

Have you seen her in Charmed? The entire series is about finding some goofy comicon reason to put her, Rose McGowan and the other one into various fetish outfits.

And that's why I loved that series. Most of the plots were fairly dumb but it gave me Alyssa as a mermaid, superhero chick, greek goddess, etc. It's a spank bank cornucopia.

/I also am the same age as Alyssa. Caught an old episode of Who's the Boss and got a memory boner. Was a little creeped out till I realized it's just like rememberering the first time you got laid. Alyssa was the first girl I really saw as drop dead gorgeous. early 20 somethings probably thought Emma was hot long before I noticed her as anything other than a little kid too


I'm the same age as Alyssa as well. However, I noticed that Emma was hot the second I laid eyes on her in the first Harry Potter movie.

/What?
 
2013-03-22 09:20:18 PM  
I like how they put the boner killing Harry Potter 1 promo shot at the bottom...
 
2013-03-22 09:21:19 PM  
call me, emma!

we'll do lunch

and by lunch I mean I go down on you while you hold onto my ears and make racing car driver noises

vroom! vrooooom!
 
2013-03-22 09:23:46 PM  

Radioactive Ass: I like how they put the boner killing Harry Potter 1 promo shot at the bottom...


PURITAN!!! *points and stares*
 
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