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2013-03-22 05:18:00 PM
Can haz expelleromus?
 
2013-03-22 05:50:11 PM
i4.ytimg.com
 
2013-03-22 05:50:33 PM
whatever she is advertising, I'll take a case!
 
2013-03-22 06:13:24 PM
Something is covering the boobies != topless.
 
2013-03-22 06:17:55 PM
I don't know why subby is all worked up. Link is SFW
 
2013-03-22 06:19:22 PM
I know she is over drinking age, but damn she looks young.

too young....
 
2013-03-22 06:22:35 PM
Hmmm...I know she's legal and all that, but she still looks like a little girl in those pics.
 
2013-03-22 06:34:34 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Hmmm...I know she's legal and all that, but she still looks like a little girl in those pics.


You're right, she is hot.
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-03-22 06:38:41 PM
Well, someone is hitting that. She's on pace to be full sex-blowout, and I approve.

Just wish it was with me.
 
2013-03-22 06:47:54 PM
Hooray!
 
2013-03-22 07:00:29 PM
Does anyone have an original of that pic?
 
2013-03-22 07:01:11 PM
Is this where someone is supposed to point out she looks like a boy?
 
2013-03-22 07:01:16 PM

Mugato: AdolfOliverPanties: Hmmm...I know she's legal and all that, but she still looks like a little girl in those pics.

You're right, she is hot.


lh3.ggpht.com
 
2013-03-22 07:04:54 PM

Bad_Seed: Does anyone have an original of that pic?


farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-22 07:05:07 PM
This cannot be a bookmark, nope, can't be.

/because this thread cannot become epic.
 
2013-03-22 07:05:40 PM
i536.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 07:07:14 PM
Accio penis.
 
2013-03-22 07:07:48 PM
+2 for the "splunge" reference, Subby!

For the curious but uninformed/forgetful:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v0I4OQi7CQ

/Sorry to interrupt the Emma Watson fans...
 
2013-03-22 07:07:53 PM
I see nothing about purple monkey dishwasher snorkel Albuquerque splunge

sad face
 
2013-03-22 07:07:59 PM

imgod2u: Bad_Seed: Does anyone have an original of that pic?

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x429]



well played

/not a bookmark
 
2013-03-22 07:08:42 PM
Well, I'm spent.
 
2013-03-22 07:09:38 PM

Mugato: Something is covering the boobies != topless.


Really?  Dammit.  OK, I'm clicking anyway, just to see how disappointed I'll be.

*clicks*

Oh...oh my...

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-22 07:09:51 PM
cdn2.hark.com
There is no Emma. THERE IS ONLY ZUUL
 
2013-03-22 07:10:21 PM
myspacebarisstucknow
 
2013-03-22 07:11:58 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-22 07:13:10 PM

imgod2u: Bad_Seed: Does anyone have an original of that pic?

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x429]


Very good, sir. +1
 
2013-03-22 07:13:22 PM
Anyone else notice that the article about how hot she is concludes with an image of her as a child? Was that meant as a boner killer, or were they expecting the male readers viewers to maintain their erection while looking at that? Either way, they be trollin' yo.
 
2013-03-22 07:13:42 PM
i1214.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 07:15:05 PM
Ejaculorium Instanto!
 
2013-03-22 07:15:28 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-22 07:16:46 PM
A good cause I guess. Maybe it's just me though, but I find her somewhat ordinary looking.
 
2013-03-22 07:17:01 PM

imgod2u: Bad_Seed: Does anyone have an original of that pic?

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x429]


Nicely done.
 
2013-03-22 07:17:16 PM

Maktaka: Anyone else notice that the article about how hot she is concludes with an image of her as a child? Was that meant as a boner killer, or were they expecting the male readers viewers to maintain their erection while looking at that? Either way, they be trollin' yo.


British newspaper editors usually sit down in the morning and go, "How can we be complete and utter arseholes today?"
 
2013-03-22 07:18:35 PM

Current Resident: [i.imgur.com image 460x322]


I love that quote.  It also means that there is an infinite number of universes where I AM Emma Watson.

Think about THAT.
 
2013-03-22 07:18:56 PM
Um, subby, hand-bra does not equal boobies.
 
2013-03-22 07:19:28 PM
Who is this chick?
 
2013-03-22 07:19:48 PM

Maktaka: Anyone else notice that the article about how hot she is concludes with an image of her as a child? Was that meant as a boner killer, or were they expecting the male readers viewers to maintain their erection while looking at that? Either way, they be trollin' yo.


Nope. The Daily Mail is infamous for pandering to their pedophile readers.

http://www.themediablog.co.uk/the-media-blog/2013/01/the-daily-mail- al l-grown-up.html
 
2013-03-22 07:20:13 PM
In Albuquerque so getting a kick... Sadly it's my dog sitting on my lap, not Emma Watson.
 
2013-03-22 07:24:36 PM
*splunge*

GrizzledVeteran: +2 for the "splunge" reference, Subby!

For the curious but uninformed/forgetful:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v0I4OQi7CQ

/Sorry to interrupt the Emma Watson fans...


*splunge*
 
2013-03-22 07:24:38 PM

Bad_Seed: Does anyone have an original of that pic?


roneradionowindy.files.wordpress.com

/while you were already answered, I can't handle this meme being unfinished
 
2013-03-22 07:24:39 PM
I so want to be her Sherlock.
 
2013-03-22 07:25:25 PM
i302.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 07:26:28 PM
You had me at 'topless Emma Watson'.
 
2013-03-22 07:27:14 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-22 07:27:44 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I know she is over drinking age, but damn she looks young.

too young....


Yeah. Not even 'plead insanity because I'm CRAZY about that shiat' young.
 
2013-03-22 07:29:07 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: Current Resident: [i.imgur.com image 460x322]

I love that quote.  It also means that there is an infinite number of universes where I AM Emma Watson.

Think about THAT.


So, if you're Emma Watson - how you doin?
 
2013-03-22 07:31:07 PM
Is it just me or does the one with her eyes closed and her head tilted that way...she kinda looks like Kristen Stewart?

Emma is a very pretty young lady, and she can act unlike Kristen. Who never even closes her mouth.
 
2013-03-22 07:33:11 PM
 
2013-03-22 07:35:25 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-22 07:37:29 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Hmmm...I know she's legal and all that, but she still looks like a little girl in those pics.


Great. Now I'm a pedophile.
 
2013-03-22 07:40:42 PM
Splunge?
 
2013-03-22 07:41:35 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I know she is over drinking age, but damn she looks young.

too young....



I'm with you man. I think a lot of the fapp-itude comes from the fact that we have a generation of young guys that grew up with her in Harry Potter movies. I was in my early 20's when they came out, so I've never seen her as anything other than a little kid and whenever I look at these supposedly "sexy" pictures, I just go "ewww, she's 12".

Of course, it doesn't help that she STILL looks like she is 12. Maybe give her a few more years to bake???
 
2013-03-22 07:42:53 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: Current Resident: [i.imgur.com image 460x322]

I love that quote.  It also means that there is an infinite number of universes where I AM Emma Watson.

Think about THAT.


There are infinitely many universes where everybody is Emma Watson.

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2013-03-22 07:43:57 PM
Thank you.
 
2013-03-22 07:44:41 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Hmmm...I know she's legal and all that, but she still looks like a little girl in those pics.


A sexy little girl, yes.
 
2013-03-22 07:45:48 PM

Amateurs..

i.dailymail.co.uk
I CAME

 
2013-03-22 07:47:26 PM
5 points for Gryffindor
 
2013-03-22 07:47:35 PM
I only hope that Emma takes a lesson from Phoebe Cates' example.
If you're going to do a nude scene, do it when you're still young enough to be at peak freshness and make it memorable.
Also, make it pleasant. Spare us the nudity under duress, please.
No screaming, no crying, look like you're enjoying yourself.
/kthnkx
 
2013-03-22 07:49:01 PM
Oh, I see Emma. It's ok if you meant to show your naughty bits. But one upskirt photo (sorta NSFW) gets you all upset.

pic being signed available upon request
 
2013-03-22 07:51:08 PM

Elegy: Oh, I see Emma. It's ok if you meant to show your naughty bits. But one upskirt photo (sorta NSFW) gets you all upset.

pic being signed available upon request


Oh snap.
 
2013-03-22 07:54:20 PM

Elegy: Oh, I see Emma. It's ok if you meant to show your naughty bits. But one upskirt photo (sorta NSFW) gets you all upset.

pic being signed available upon request


Now that was funny.

/wear panties, ho.
 
2013-03-22 07:54:41 PM

TwistedFark: I think a lot of the fapp-itude comes from the fact that we have a generation of young guys that grew up with her in Harry Potter movies.


As someone who didn't give two shiats about HP, but thinks she's an attractive young woman, I think a) you are correct or close to it, but b) the opposite is the case for others: people shy away from saying she's hot (ie: imply she looks too young) because they remember her busting onto the scene as a kid in that series.
 
2013-03-22 07:55:10 PM

Elegy: Oh, I see Emma. It's ok if you meant to show your naughty bits. But one upskirt photo (sorta NSFW) gets you all upset.

pic being signed available upon request


Now THAT is farking funny.
 
2013-03-22 07:56:42 PM

Hots_Kebabs: I see nothing about purple monkey dishwasher snorkel Albuquerque splunge

sad face


It's exclusive content for Daily Mail subscribers.
 
2013-03-22 07:56:48 PM

puffy999: TwistedFark: I think a lot of the fapp-itude comes from the fact that we have a generation of young guys that grew up with her in Harry Potter movies.

As someone who didn't give two shiats about HP, but thinks she's an attractive young woman, I think a) you are correct or close to it, but b) the opposite is the case for others: people shy away from saying she's hot (ie: imply she looks too young) because they remember her busting onto the scene as a kid in that series.


Christina Ricci in the Adams Family movies got me through some internet-less summers back in the 90's.

/What?  She's like 4 years older than me!
 
2013-03-22 07:57:54 PM

Begoggle: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 599x479]


Do you have the original of that?


/farkers, you're slacking.
 
2013-03-22 08:00:25 PM

sprag: Begoggle: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 599x479]

Do you have the original of that?


/farkers, you're slacking.


It was actually already started, parodied, and classicly resolved before the original macro was posted.
 
2013-03-22 08:02:01 PM

TwistedFark: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I know she is over drinking age, but damn she looks young.

too young....


I'm with you man. I think a lot of the fapp-itude comes from the fact that we have a generation of young guys that grew up with her in Harry Potter movies. I was in my early 20's when they came out, so I've never seen her as anything other than a little kid and whenever I look at these supposedly "sexy" pictures, I just go "ewww, she's 12".

Of course, it doesn't help that she STILL looks like she is 12. Maybe give her a few more years to bake???



This is rather sound logic. I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.

Emma Watson is an attractive young women. To me. she will always be a kid until she hits her thirties or so. While not for me, I hope the kids that grew up with her enjoy what they get.
 
2013-03-22 08:03:14 PM

Kurmudgeon: I only hope that Emma takes a lesson from Phoebe Cates' example.
If you're going to do a nude scene, do it when you're still young enough to be at peak freshness and make it memorable.
Also, make it pleasant. Spare us the nudity under duress, please.
No screaming, no crying, look like you're enjoying yourself.
/kthnkx


You mean this Phoebe Cates scene, right? NSFW
 
2013-03-22 08:07:15 PM

McGrits: I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.


Have you seen her in Charmed? The entire series is about finding some goofy comicon reason to put her, Rose McGowan and the other one into various fetish outfits.
 
2013-03-22 08:08:21 PM
You guys who are uncomfortable with your Emma fantasies need to meditate more; free yourselves of the illusions of the past and appearances.  Here and now, she is 22 and I would fark the shiat out of her without a qualm.
 
2013-03-22 08:08:32 PM

Summoner101: sprag: Begoggle: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 599x479]

Do you have the original of that?


/farkers, you're slacking.

It was actually already started, parodied, and classicly resolved before the original macro was posted.


I saw it, but it is so much nicer when its done in order.
 
2013-03-22 08:09:09 PM

Mugato: McGrits: I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.

Have you seen her in Charmed? The entire series is about finding some goofy comicon reason to put her, Rose McGowan and the other one into various fetish outfits.


One of the episodes today had her spilling out of her shirt.

Or so I heard.
 
2013-03-22 08:12:13 PM

Molavian: Mugato: McGrits: I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.

Have you seen her in Charmed? The entire series is about finding some goofy comicon reason to put her, Rose McGowan and the other one into various fetish outfits.

One of the episodes today had her spilling out of her shirt.

Or so I heard.


I like the mermaid one.

i23.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 08:14:05 PM
Has anyone here had an Albuquerue splunge? How would you rate the orgasm on a scale of one to buckets?

/Would give Emma an Albuquerque Splunge
 
2013-03-22 08:18:57 PM

chaosweaver: Has anyone here had an Albuquerue splunge? How would you rate the orgasm on a scale of one to buckets?

/Would give Emma an Albuquerque Splunge


You've just solved the problem of what to get my wife for her birthday.
 
2013-03-22 08:19:37 PM
i1125.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 08:19:44 PM
BarkingUnicorn:
You mean this Phoebe Cates scene, right? NSFW

Doesn't anyone farking knock anymore?
 
2013-03-22 08:19:48 PM

gilatrout: In Albuquerque so getting a kick... Sadly it's my dog sitting on my lap, not Emma Watson.


You beat me to it. Also in ABQ. Worlds smallest Fark party?
 
2013-03-22 08:23:14 PM
Imagine, this guy could sell two kidneys and still have all of them left.
 
2013-03-22 08:23:35 PM

chaosweaver: Has anyone here had an Albuquerue splunge? How would you rate the orgasm on a scale of one to buckets?

/Would give Emma an Albuquerque Splunge


An Albuquerque Splunge involves green chile, that's all I can say for now....
 
2013-03-22 08:27:41 PM

Gaylord Fister: Imagine, this guy could sell two kidneys and still have all of them left.




Wrong thread, dude.
 
2013-03-22 08:30:59 PM

WhippingBoy: chaosweaver: Has anyone here had an Albuquerue splunge? How would you rate the orgasm on a scale of one to buckets?

/Would give Emma an Albuquerque Splunge

You've just solved the problem of what to get my wife for her birthday.


I aim to please.

/giggity
 
2013-03-22 08:34:40 PM

PapaChester: Elegy: Oh, I see Emma. It's ok if you meant to show your naughty bits. But one upskirt photo (sorta NSFW) gets you all upset.

pic being signed available upon request

Now that was funny.

/wear panties, ho.


She was. Just see through ones. Link may be considered NSFW.
 
2013-03-22 08:49:24 PM
BarkingUnicorn: It's exclusive content for Daily Mail subscribers.

oh I get it, it's a come on, a ruse, a ploy, well I'm not falling for that again

so, who's the nekkid chick?
 
2013-03-22 08:50:21 PM
hmmph ... not topless enough
 
2013-03-22 08:51:11 PM
So, as an aside; now that we've had Harry on stage in the buff and Hermione withflowers on her bits, when do we get the Weasley "family photos." I always heard they were a close family, and my girlfriend loves her some gingers.
 
2013-03-22 08:52:57 PM

Molavian: Mugato: McGrits: I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.

Have you seen her in Charmed? The entire series is about finding some goofy comicon reason to put her, Rose McGowan and the other one into various fetish outfits.

One of the episodes today had her spilling out of her shirt.

Or so I heard.


I hope you two have seen this episode of the Outer Limits:   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0667872/
 
2013-03-22 08:56:22 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
Sultry: The 22-year-old is shown wet with water and what appears to be mud as she closes her eyes while holding a flower between her teeth

That's not mud.
 
2013-03-22 09:08:46 PM

trapped-in-CH: Molavian: Mugato: McGrits: I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.

Have you seen her in Charmed? The entire series is about finding some goofy comicon reason to put her, Rose McGowan and the other one into various fetish outfits.

One of the episodes today had her spilling out of her shirt.

Or so I heard.

I hope you two have seen this episode of the Outer Limits:   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0667872/



I had not seen that episode of outer limits. Thanks for the info kind sir.
 
2013-03-22 09:09:29 PM

Mugato: McGrits: I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.

Have you seen her in Charmed? The entire series is about finding some goofy comicon reason to put her, Rose McGowan and the other one into various fetish outfits.


And that's why I loved that series. Most of the plots were fairly dumb but it gave me Alyssa as a mermaid, superhero chick, greek goddess, etc. It's a spank bank cornucopia.

/I also am the same age as Alyssa. Caught an old episode of Who's the Boss and got a memory boner. Was a little creeped out till I realized it's just like rememberering the first time you got laid. Alyssa was the first girl I really saw as drop dead gorgeous. early 20 somethings probably thought Emma was hot long before I noticed her as anything other than a little kid too
 
2013-03-22 09:14:12 PM
22-year-old is seen posing topless from the shoulders up

Also, I'm naked from the chin up with my turtle-neck.
 
2013-03-22 09:14:19 PM

Mugato: McGrits: I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.

Have you seen her in Charmed? The entire series is about finding some goofy comicon reason to put her, Rose McGowan and the other one into various fetish outfits.


And that's a bad thing HOW??
 
2013-03-22 09:17:00 PM

BarkingUnicorn: You guys who are uncomfortable with your Emma fantasies need to meditate more; free yourselves of the illusions of the past and appearances.  Here and now, she is 22 and I would fark the shiat out of her without a qualm.


Be safe. Wear a qualm.
 
2013-03-22 09:18:26 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Mugato: McGrits: I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.

Have you seen her in Charmed? The entire series is about finding some goofy comicon reason to put her, Rose McGowan and the other one into various fetish outfits.

And that's a bad thing HOW??


Did I say it was a bad thing? I own the box set.
 
2013-03-22 09:19:52 PM

Mugato: Danger Avoid Death: Mugato: McGrits: I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.

Have you seen her in Charmed? The entire series is about finding some goofy comicon reason to put her, Rose McGowan and the other one into various fetish outfits.

And that's a bad thing HOW??

Did I say it was a bad thing? I own the box set.


That's Faptacular!
 
2013-03-22 09:20:01 PM

Digitalstrange: Mugato: McGrits: I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.

Have you seen her in Charmed? The entire series is about finding some goofy comicon reason to put her, Rose McGowan and the other one into various fetish outfits.

And that's why I loved that series. Most of the plots were fairly dumb but it gave me Alyssa as a mermaid, superhero chick, greek goddess, etc. It's a spank bank cornucopia.

/I also am the same age as Alyssa. Caught an old episode of Who's the Boss and got a memory boner. Was a little creeped out till I realized it's just like rememberering the first time you got laid. Alyssa was the first girl I really saw as drop dead gorgeous. early 20 somethings probably thought Emma was hot long before I noticed her as anything other than a little kid too


I'm the same age as Alyssa as well. However, I noticed that Emma was hot the second I laid eyes on her in the first Harry Potter movie.

/What?
 
2013-03-22 09:20:18 PM
I like how they put the boner killing Harry Potter 1 promo shot at the bottom...
 
2013-03-22 09:21:19 PM
call me, emma!

we'll do lunch

and by lunch I mean I go down on you while you hold onto my ears and make racing car driver noises

vroom! vrooooom!
 
2013-03-22 09:23:46 PM

Radioactive Ass: I like how they put the boner killing Harry Potter 1 promo shot at the bottom...


PURITAN!!! *points and stares*
 
2013-03-22 09:25:38 PM

Radioactive Ass: I like how they put the boner killing Harry Potter 1 promo shot at the bottom...


Harry Potter was killed by a boner?

/hyphens are your friend, dude.
 
2013-03-22 09:25:42 PM
Is the link farked?
 
KIA
2013-03-22 09:29:35 PM

Current Resident: [i.imgur.com image 460x322]


And this is why we know that quantum physics is a load of shiat because there are more factors which would make that sapient NOT actually Emma Watson.

/ but just one would do...
 
2013-03-22 09:31:58 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Radioactive Ass: I like how they put the boner killing Harry Potter 1 promo shot at the bottom...

Harry Potter was killed by a boner?

/hyphens are your friend, dude.


Replace 'wand' with 'wang' on your next read through, and I guarantee Harry was killed by the 'Elder Wang'
 
2013-03-22 09:37:31 PM

chaosweaver: Danger Avoid Death: Radioactive Ass: I like how they put the boner killing Harry Potter 1 promo shot at the bottom...

Harry Potter was killed by a boner?

/hyphens are your friend, dude.

Replace 'wand' with 'wang' on your next read through, and I guarantee Harry was killed by the 'Elder Wang'


http://www.bash.org/?111338
 
2013-03-22 09:47:49 PM
Anyone else's lesbian-dar go off when you see her? No that it matters. Just curious. Glad to see she's getting work.
 
2013-03-22 09:48:45 PM
cdn1.cdnme.se

johnkeyes.com

www.catskillarchive.com

farm4.staticflickr.com

www.publicdomainpictures.net

files.myopera.com

boatingblog.discoverboating.com

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-22 09:48:58 PM
Emma Watson sure is hot. I mean, she's no Miranda Kerr, but seriously, she's only human.

(And there are naked pics of Kerr.)
 
2013-03-22 09:56:25 PM

OtherBrotherDarryl: Anyone else's lesbian-dar go off when you see her? No that it matters. Just curious. Glad to see she's getting work.


That would be great. I mean I'm not going to get with her anyway, I might as well imagine her in some girl/girl action.
 
2013-03-22 10:17:01 PM

Kurmudgeon: I only hope that Emma takes a lesson from Phoebe Cates' example.
If you're going to do a nude scene, do it when you're still young enough to be at peak freshness and make it memorable.
Also, make it pleasant. Spare us the nudity under duress, please.
No screaming, no crying, look like you're enjoying yourself.
/kthnkx


Fast Times and Paradise. Kittens are still dying because of those two movies 30 years later. And I see on IMDB that Phoebe had only 18 acting credits.
 
2013-03-22 10:21:10 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-22 10:24:20 PM
well, I hope those rumors of her coming back to Brown are true then. Now...where did I leave my stalker lens?
 
2013-03-22 10:39:31 PM

ManateeGag: whatever she is advertising, I'll take a case!

 
2013-03-22 10:46:07 PM
WhippingBoy: [i302.photobucket.com image 635x477]

It was a scary ghost, it got ectoplasm everywhere
 
2013-03-22 10:46:18 PM

Mugato: AdolfOliverPanties: Hmmm...I know she's legal and all that, but she still looks like a little girl in those pics.

You're right, she is hot.


Hey come join me over here. I bet we get enough to at least play bridge and maybe even a full poker table.

Your deal
 
2013-03-22 10:46:43 PM
i1125.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 10:48:40 PM

CJHardin: http://i49.tinypic.com/9i946q.gif NSFW


I'm dyin' over here.

You win all the Internets today.
 
2013-03-22 11:12:49 PM

Mugato: Molavian: Mugato: McGrits: I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.

Have you seen her in Charmed? The entire series is about finding some goofy comicon reason to put her, Rose McGowan and the other one into various fetish outfits.

One of the episodes today had her spilling out of her shirt.

Or so I heard.

I like the mermaid one.

[i23.photobucket.com image 240x289]


I'm fond of her modeling her sports outfits:

camel.ethereal.net

/Hopelessly infatuated
//Wife has no problems with it
///Since she knows I have zero chance
 
2013-03-22 11:16:29 PM
Also...

jpegy.com
 
2013-03-22 11:19:56 PM

Mugato: Something is covering the boobies != topless.


Thank you!  If you rip the top off a bottle but then cover it with your hand it just has a new top!
 
2013-03-22 11:27:28 PM

Mugato: McGrits: I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.

Have you seen her in Charmed? The entire series is about finding some goofy comicon reason to put her, Rose McGowan and the other one into various fetish outfits.


My wife loves Charmed; I don't mind it so much when the volume's off.

How about that episode where Rose magicks her boobs to get bigger?
 
2013-03-22 11:39:23 PM

belhade: Mugato: McGrits: I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.

Have you seen her in Charmed? The entire series is about finding some goofy comicon reason to put her, Rose McGowan and the other one into various fetish outfits.

My wife loves Charmed; I don't mind it so much when the volume's off.

How about that episode where Rose magicks her boobs to get bigger?


I'd settle for colder, like in Scream. A little bit nipply in that garage.
 
2013-03-22 11:58:51 PM
seriously disappointing since what...2005...maybe 2006.........sheesh
 
2013-03-23 12:03:54 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-23 12:41:48 AM
What's the farking deal with this chick? As someone once said on here, she's as plain as ice cream.
 
2013-03-23 01:01:14 AM

Arn_Dee: What's the farking deal with this chick? As someone once said on here, she's as plain as ice cream.


White bread ice cream!
 
2013-03-23 01:07:24 AM

Arn_Dee: What's the farking deal with this chick? As someone once said on here, she's as plain as ice cream.


that's the allure. that's the new new in. after 50 plus years of airbrushed silicon spray-tanned photoshopped faked phony baloney a lot of us would rather give our bologna to a plain chick with a cute smirk
 
2013-03-23 01:15:51 AM

Terrapin Bound: BarkingUnicorn:
You mean this Phoebe Cates scene, right? NSFW

Doesn't anyone farking knock anymore?


You saw her knockers, didn't you?
 
2013-03-23 01:18:06 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: PapaChester: Elegy: Oh, I see Emma. It's ok if you meant to show your naughty bits. But one upskirt photo (sorta NSFW) gets you all upset.

pic being signed available upon request

Now that was funny.

/wear panties, ho.

She was. Just see through ones. Link may be considered NSFW.


Those perfectly opaque, with grey and black vertical stripes.

/have a pair just like them
 
2013-03-23 01:28:27 AM

Omahawg: Arn_Dee: What's the farking deal with this chick? As someone once said on here, she's as plain as ice cream.

that's the allure. that's the new new in. after 50 plus years of airbrushed silicon spray-tanned photoshopped faked phony baloney a lot of us would rather give our bologna to a plain chick with a cute smirk


Here here sir.  Well said.  Take an Internet out of petty cash.
 
2013-03-23 01:32:26 AM

Mugato: McGrits: I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.

Have you seen her in Charmed? The entire series is about finding some goofy comicon reason to put her, Rose McGowan and the other one into various fetish outfits.




You say that like it's a bad thing. I wicked bad thing. I wicked, dirty, bad thing. Dirty, dripping, wicked...arg
 
2013-03-23 02:45:55 AM

Mugato: Molavian: Mugato: McGrits: I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.

Have you seen her in Charmed? The entire series is about finding some goofy comicon reason to put her, Rose McGowan and the other one into various fetish outfits.

One of the episodes today had her spilling out of her shirt.

Or so I heard.

I like the mermaid one.

[i23.photobucket.com image 240x289]


That show is fun if you have a hormonal imbalance and a lot of alone time.  ;)
 
2013-03-23 03:52:38 AM
Came for Pedo Bear, but left disappoint.....

shiat.  She's like a baby.  I think I need to cast:

EXPECTO PETRONUM and try and make that demon go away
 
2013-03-23 05:12:05 AM

FunkOut: Maktaka: Anyone else notice that the article about how hot she is concludes with an image of her as a child? Was that meant as a boner killer, or were they expecting the male readers viewers to maintain their erection while looking at that? Either way, they be trollin' yo.

British newspaper editors usually sit down in the morning and go, "How can we be complete and utter arseholes today?"


Don't ever forget this delightful slice of hypocrisy courtesy of the Daily Star:
screenagers.me
 
2013-03-23 05:16:47 AM

Gaylord Fister: Imagine, this guy could sell two kidneys and still have all of them left.


I REALLY hope you're in the wrong thread...

/I'll be in my bunk
//expelling my patronus
 
2013-03-23 07:45:56 AM
She does look young doesn't she, about 14.
And skinny too, hope that girl isn't going in for the starving herself routine she looked really lovely fit and healthy when she was carrying a little more muscle.
Has she discovered the fountain of youth or something? At this rate she'll be finishing puberty when she's in her mid 30's and in the prime of her life in her 50's!
 
2013-03-23 11:07:43 AM
I'd tap that with the elder wand.
 
2013-03-23 11:20:43 AM

McGrits: This is rather sound logic. I grew at the same time as Alyssa Milano, who is a half year older than me. I watched Who's the boss when it originally aired. I thought about ordering the exercise tape and getting the watch for shiats and giggles. She is still one of the hottest women on the planet to me.


I understand completely. She's the only reason I've seen so many episodes of Charmed. With the TV muted.
 
2013-03-23 12:41:06 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Dingleberry Dickwad: PapaChester: Elegy: Oh, I see Emma. It's ok if you meant to show your naughty bits. But one upskirt photo (sorta NSFW) gets you all upset.

pic being signed available upon request

Now that was funny.

/wear panties, ho.

She was. Just see through ones. Link may be considered NSFW.

Those perfectly opaque, with grey and black vertical stripes.

/have a pair just like them


First off, the obligatory "How you doin'?"
If you look at the pic and look between the black stripes you'll notice that the gray stripes must become see through from flash bulbs since you can tell that she doesn't shave her beaver.
 
2013-03-23 01:16:12 PM

JohnTuttle: Also...

[jpegy.com image 640x960]


Christ, what horrible taste in "literature." Would not touch.
 
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