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(Yahoo)   I don't know what a Ted Johnson is, but he said some other guy that I don't know has an ugly wife Bonus: Pic of Vince Wilfork's wife   (sports.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2013-03-22 06:39:24 PM  
She looks like the chick from Facts of Life in that picture.  Not someone you want to be compared to.
 
2013-03-22 06:50:01 PM  
"I see and hear everything, motherfarker."

That's a pretty badass line.
 
2013-03-22 06:52:10 PM  

Treygreen13: "I see and hear everything, motherfarker."

That's a pretty badass line.


*samuel l jackson dot jpeg*
 
2013-03-22 06:52:45 PM  

MagicBus: She looks like the chick from Facts of Life in that picture.  Not someone you want to be compared to.


Vince Wilfork sees and hears everything. If I were you, I wouldn't answer your door for a few days.
 
2013-03-22 06:59:04 PM  

Cagey B: Vince Wilfork sees and hears everything. If I were you, I wouldn't answer your door for a few days.


Honestly. You think someone's not gonna send him a link to this thread?

Best of luck to you.
 
2013-03-22 07:00:51 PM  

Cagey B: MagicBus: She looks like the chick from Facts of Life in that picture.  Not someone you want to be compared to.

Vince Wilfork sees and hears everything. If I were you, I wouldn't answer your door for a few days.



No, Vince -- I meant she looks like Blair, and back in the 80's when she was hot, not Natalie.  Really.

/not really
 
2013-03-22 07:01:06 PM  
Careful Vince, another concussion could kill the guy.
 
2013-03-22 07:03:29 PM  
If you can0 see Vince Wilfork, Vince Wilfork can see you. If you can't see Vince Wilfork, you may be only moments away from death.
 
2013-03-22 07:05:57 PM  
Stick Wilfork in him, he's done.
 
2013-03-22 07:06:49 PM  
Ted Johnson spent close to 30 years running the World of Outlaws, dumbmitter
 
2013-03-22 07:07:48 PM  
Is a "Ted Johnson" anything like a "Rusty Venture"
 
2013-03-22 07:07:56 PM  
She looks good, open casket good.
 
2013-03-22 07:08:20 PM  
Ted left the game almost a waterhead from concussions.   Vince weighs 360#, lets set up a ring and watch them have it out.
 
2013-03-22 07:41:38 PM  
Christ, what an asshole
 
2013-03-22 07:46:05 PM  
well, if the fat Mindy Cohn shoe fits.....
 
2013-03-22 07:57:16 PM  
so wait they're trying to say she isn't ugly?
 
2013-03-22 08:01:21 PM  
Jimmy Soul with the rebuttal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2MM1BosdmY
 
2013-03-22 08:02:14 PM  
Say what you want about Ted Johnson's lack of tact, but at least he's not a liar.
 
2013-03-22 08:06:00 PM  

MFAWG: Ted Johnson spent close to 30 years running the World of Outlaws, dumbmitter


What is that? Like the WNBA of Lawn Darts
 
2013-03-22 08:13:33 PM  
You know what I want to see from this thread:
A) Someone tweets it to Wilfork
B) He comes in here and reminds everyone that he sees and hears everything. (I guess he'd have to note it on twitter to prevent alts)

If that happens, I promise Fark as my witness that I will sponsor him for a month of TF and draft him with the first pick in my IDP fantasy drafts (oddly enough one of my fark leagues as Wilfork for Food as a team name)
 
2013-03-22 08:14:41 PM  
Sure, Ted Johnson is an assclown, but anyone that uses this phrase that the author of TFA used is an even worse person:

"She may not fit society's traditional definition of beautiful..."
 
2013-03-22 08:15:20 PM  
I think Bianca Wilfork is awesome. She seems like a really wonderful person, and I really admire her. I'd love to meet her. She's a babe in my book.
 
2013-03-22 08:28:36 PM  
You're way, way off.

Gisele Bundchen has the ugliest wife in the NFL.
 
2013-03-22 08:30:00 PM  
i196.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 08:40:21 PM  

10up: so wait they're trying to say she isn't ugly?


It doesn't matter if she's the ugliest woman on the planet. When her adoring husband farts bigger than you, discretion is the better part of valour.

/ I bet the contractors who did the structural reinforcement under their bedroom don't go around making jokes about it
 
2013-03-22 09:30:03 PM  

jim32rr: MFAWG: Ted Johnson spent close to 30 years running the World of Outlaws, dumbmitter

What is that? Like the WNBA of Lawn Darts


Mebbe you could bone up on the subject, lest you sound like a retard.

Lemme guess: you're one of those 'OMGFOOOOOOTBALLLL' guys.
 
2013-03-22 09:31:19 PM  

macadamnut: 10up: so wait they're trying to say she isn't ugly?

It doesn't matter if she's the ugliest woman on the planet. When her adoring husband farts bigger than you, discretion is the better part of valour.

/ I bet the contractors who did the structural reinforcement under their bedroom don't go around making jokes about it


Lays awake at night wondering about the floor joists, lol.
 
2013-03-22 09:31:52 PM  
www.pagecovers.com

Regardless of what she looks like, i wouldn't make comments about this dude's old lady.
 
2013-03-22 10:01:47 PM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 850x566]


I take it back, she looks like Jackee Harry's busted up sister. She looks almost as immovable on the line as Vince.
 
2013-03-22 10:05:07 PM  
Jesus, she looks like Chris Farley in drag.  That beast is hideous.
 
2013-03-22 10:13:37 PM  
They look happy.
 
2013-03-22 10:22:27 PM  
What Ted Johnson may look like.  Not pictured, Ted Johnson's wife.

i161.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 10:26:47 PM  

MFAWG: jim32rr: MFAWG: Ted Johnson spent close to 30 years running the World of Outlaws, dumbmitter

What is that? Like the WNBA of Lawn Darts

Mebbe you could bone up on the subject, lest you sound like a retard.

Lemme guess: you're one of those 'OMGFOOOOOOTBALLLL' guys.


Ease up there Hoss, just messing with you. I used to race a 72 Olds Cutlass on a circle track back in Oregon. I don't think this Ted Johnson is the one that started World of Outlaws
 
2013-03-22 10:30:39 PM  
They seem like an incredibly happy couple. And it satisfies my sense of universal order to have giant people love each other.
 
2013-03-22 10:40:32 PM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 850x566]


There's nothing wrong with her.  Not my idea of attractive, but I'm not 350 pounds.  He would probably break a 110lb woman.  And in the picture, they look like a couple whereas he and a skinny woman would look like a freak show.  Their body sizes are complimentary.   Besides, a guy in love will overlook a lot of shiat, like that chola hairdo.
 
2013-03-22 11:17:58 PM  
I don't know what a Ted Johnson is, nor do I care.
 
2013-03-22 11:20:56 PM  

andychrist420: whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 850x566]

There's nothing wrong with her.  Not my idea of attractive, but I'm not 350 pounds.  He would probably break a 110lb woman.  And in the picture, they look like a couple whereas he and a skinny woman would look like a freak show.  Their body sizes are complimentary.   Besides, a guy in love will overlook a lot of shiat, like that chola hairdo.


Honest to god, and I mean no disrespect, she looks like Pam from archer.
 
2013-03-22 11:21:51 PM  

Trollin4Colon: andychrist420: whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 850x566]

There's nothing wrong with her.  Not my idea of attractive, but I'm not 350 pounds.  He would probably break a 110lb woman.  And in the picture, they look like a couple whereas he and a skinny woman would look like a freak show.  Their body sizes are complimentary.   Besides, a guy in love will overlook a lot of shiat, like that chola hairdo.

Honest to god, and I mean no disrespect, she looks like Pam from archer.


None taken.  The pig ain't my wife.
 
2013-03-22 11:22:04 PM  

Cajnik: I don't know what a Ted Johnson is, nor do I care.


It's like a douche, only even more useless and acidic to women.
 
2013-03-22 11:22:55 PM  

MassD: [www.pagecovers.com image 850x315]

Regardless of what she looks like, i wouldn't make comments about this dude's old lady.


Word.
 
2013-03-22 11:23:13 PM  

andychrist420: Trollin4Colon: andychrist420: whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 850x566]

There's nothing wrong with her.  Not my idea of attractive, but I'm not 350 pounds.  He would probably break a 110lb woman.  And in the picture, they look like a couple whereas he and a skinny woman would look like a freak show.  Their body sizes are complimentary.   Besides, a guy in love will overlook a lot of shiat, like that chola hairdo.

Honest to god, and I mean no disrespect, she looks like Pam from archer.

None taken.  The pig ain't my wife.


No I meant to Wilfork if someone ends up tweeting this thread lol
 
2013-03-22 11:29:16 PM  

Treygreen13: "I see and hear eat everything, motherfarker."


FTFY
 
2013-03-22 11:48:40 PM  
She is not ugly, kinda looks like Doug Heffernan.
 
2013-03-23 12:19:32 AM  
Are they happy together? Because at the end of the day, that's all that matters.
 
2013-03-23 12:24:36 AM  
The camera adds a couple hundred pounds.
 
2013-03-23 12:27:00 AM  

Why Would I Read the Article: Jesus, she looks like Chris Farley in drag.  That beast is hideous.


Yeah and all these idiots are acting like Ted is a small man, he only weighs less than Vince, I wouldn't be that scared of him or his fugly wife.
 
2013-03-23 01:00:35 AM  

TheLopper: The camera adds a couple hundred pounds.


Damn...

/How many cameras were on her for that picture?
 
2013-03-23 01:01:53 AM  

the council of thirteen: Are they happy together? Because at the end of the day, that's all that matters.


This. The Great Horned One has taught you well.

/Going by your handle.
 
2013-03-23 01:39:59 AM  

Trollin4Colon: andychrist420: whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 850x566]

There's nothing wrong with her.  Not my idea of attractive, but I'm not 350 pounds.  He would probably break a 110lb woman.  And in the picture, they look like a couple whereas he and a skinny woman would look like a freak show.  Their body sizes are complimentary.   Besides, a guy in love will overlook a lot of shiat, like that chola hairdo.

Honest to god, and I mean no disrespect, she looks like Pam from archer.


Pam from Archer is a hellova lay though, isn't she? Everything is worth trying once.
 
2013-03-23 01:42:55 AM  
whyRpeoplesostupid:

[shrug] Look at that dude. He's not what you would call a stunningly handsome man - in the classic sense, that is, he has a perfectly acceptable face that covers the front part of his head, not like he's a freak or anything. Her too.

You guys are gonna rag on him and her both, because he didn't marry some attractive skinny whore that would divorce him at the end of his career and take all his money, leaving him broken financially and physically?

Not me. Way to go you two. Glad you found each other, and that makes you both pretty damn attractive in my book.
 
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