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(ABC)   Looking cool: Posting a Facebook photo showing you rolling in a pile of cash. Not looking cool: Posting a Facebook showing you rolling in a pile of cash while owing 3 years of child support   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 162
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2013-03-22 02:23:32 PM
Color me shocked.
 
2013-03-22 02:25:56 PM
Pile? Looks like a couple hundred bucks tops.
 
2013-03-22 02:35:18 PM
Yeah, "pile of cash" makes me think of this, not this.
 
2013-03-22 02:37:46 PM
FTFA:

If found guilty on all three counts,  Robinson could be sentenced to a  maximum of almost 11 years in prison. the cooler
 
2013-03-22 02:43:29 PM
cache.gawker.com
 
2013-03-22 02:44:51 PM
Deadbeat dads are really contemptuous and make me very sad.  I don't care if he's only got $20 in his pocket.  Go do right by your kid.  Loser.
 
2013-03-22 02:50:05 PM
That's why I only roll around in unpaid bills.
 
2013-03-22 03:06:15 PM

Snarfangel: That's why I only roll around in unpaid bills.


Would you like more?  You can have some of mine.
 
2013-03-22 03:20:41 PM
 
2013-03-22 03:33:35 PM
Just because you are attractive and succesful doesn't mean you're responsible.
 
2013-03-22 03:49:39 PM

Rev.K: [cache.gawker.com image 400x436]


My first thought too...

/ Big ballers, fat stacks
 
2013-03-22 03:51:04 PM
What a real pile of money might look like:
wormholeriders.net
 
2013-03-22 03:51:11 PM
Well, he didn't get all that cash by writing a lot of checks.
 
2013-03-22 04:02:50 PM

b0rscht: Pile? Looks like a couple hundred bucks tops.


He's got a fatter stack in the link Principal Clarinet posted

ionenewsone.files.wordpress.com

Now whether or not it's just full of $1s is another question

/Deadbeat dad beat dead
 
2013-03-22 04:14:39 PM
That's like $250 whole dollars. 

Or, put another way, if your flash cash features anything other than Benjamins, you probably aren't as much of a pimp as you think you are.
 
2013-03-22 04:19:07 PM
I wish fertility and intelligence could be directly proportional

(instead of inversely, as they seem to be now)
 
2013-03-22 04:23:52 PM
Two hundred and forty dollars. Now that's gangsta!
 
2013-03-22 04:24:23 PM
I forgot my glasses today, but those looked like they could've been $20's.  Somebody straighten me out.
 
2013-03-22 04:24:59 PM
Women hate men who don't pay child support.
 
2013-03-22 04:25:30 PM

Tommy Moo: Two hundred and forty dollars. Now that's gangsta!


Gangsta, and almost two months' worth of support payments.
 
2013-03-22 04:27:32 PM

whistleridge: That's like $250 whole dollars. 

Or, put another way, if your flash cash features anything other than Benjamins, you probably aren't as much of a pimp as you think you are.


Wannabe be players.  I have 4.5 million in my wallet right now.  I swear to the FSM.

/of course that is 4.5 million Vietnamese dongs
//so I either have ~214 USD or the Vietnamese government is about to submit an extradition request
 
2013-03-22 04:27:39 PM
i615.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 04:29:01 PM
That dude could make it rain drizzle at a strip club for about 5 minutes. That's if he doesn't buy any drinks and keeps a real close count on the lap dances.
 
2013-03-22 04:29:18 PM

tricycleracer: [i615.photobucket.com image 599x479]


Ahhh yes, that was the one I was looking for.
 
2013-03-22 04:29:20 PM
My dad tried to give me $15 every two weeks in child support. The woman my mom talked to at the child support office laughed and then gave me the maximum amount of ktap a month,which was $186 a month.
 
2013-03-22 04:29:24 PM
something about a fool and his money...
 
2013-03-22 04:29:31 PM
Loser! Why anyone would have a child with him is beyond me.
Also, people that base their lives around FB are in the same category.
 
2013-03-22 04:30:06 PM

The Muthaship: I forgot my glasses today, but those looked like they could've been $20's.  Somebody straighten me out.


20s and 5s and a single 10

Also, you have bad eyesight.
 
2013-03-22 04:30:54 PM
Why would this hood rat care?  The State is already taking care of his baby mama and baby.  Probably him, too.
 
2013-03-22 04:31:00 PM
Is it an attractive and successful person?

(clicks link)

Well, let me show you my shocked face.
 
2013-03-22 04:31:15 PM
Don"t be hatin....
 
2013-03-22 04:31:18 PM

omeganuepsilon: The Muthaship: I forgot my glasses today, but those looked like they could've been $20's.  Somebody straighten me out.

20s and 5s and a single 10

Also, you have bad eyesight.


Thank you.

And, I KNOW!
 
2013-03-22 04:31:23 PM

omeganuepsilon: The Muthaship: I forgot my glasses today, but those looked like they could've been $20's.  Somebody straighten me out.

20s and 5s and a single 10

Also, you have bad eyesight.


There's also a single Benjamin in the pile
 
2013-03-22 04:31:48 PM
women be wantin they money
 
2013-03-22 04:31:56 PM

pravetz8c: Women hate men who don't pay child support.


I hate anyone who doesn't pay child support. I hate dead people who leave unpaid child support.

I also hate custodial parents who think it's their right to refrain from applying for child support, for any reason.

You can pay something.  You can fill out the paperwork to secure your child's birthright.  If you don't, I hate you.
 
2013-03-22 04:33:03 PM
Dude couldn't afford $150?!?!?!?

fark him. Get off your lazy farking ass and panhandle if you have to you lazy, good for nothing farker. Support your farking kid.

Worst thing you could do is send him to jail. Get every farking penny from wherever this fark works at.

farker.
 
2013-03-22 04:33:14 PM
He has two of the missing 36 child support payments. YAY him.
 
2013-03-22 04:33:29 PM
I'm guessing his name like Dewayne, or Deshawn or something?

/didn't even read the article
//knows what it's going to be about anyway...
 
2013-03-22 04:33:35 PM
I hate Facebook, but it does provide a very limited number of useful services.  "Helping to make stupid people accountable for their stupidity" is one of them.
 
2013-03-22 04:34:57 PM

scottydoesntknow: omeganuepsilon: The Muthaship: I forgot my glasses today, but those looked like they could've been $20's.  Somebody straighten me out.

20s and 5s and a single 10

Also, you have bad eyesight.

There's also a single Benjamin in the pile


And it all belongs to someone else.  Even the booze is borrowed.
 
2013-03-22 04:35:11 PM

SultanofSchwing: I'm guessing his name like Dewayne, or Deshawn or something?


Christopher.
 
2013-03-22 04:35:49 PM

Chariset: SultanofSchwing: I'm guessing his name like Dewayne, or Deshawn or something?

Christopher.


Close enough.
 
2013-03-22 04:37:05 PM
It's clear that the guy can't afford a camera that can actually focus on anything..
 
2013-03-22 04:37:16 PM
If he's that excited about $240, maybe he really can't afford his child support.
 
2013-03-22 04:37:21 PM
Whoa nelly!  Let's not all rush to judgment.  That's probably his child's college fund.
 
2013-03-22 04:38:29 PM

pravetz8c: Women hate men who don't pay child support.


Women also sleep with men who don't pay child support.

/ worked for DCSE in Va. Yeah, they do so knowing full well about "baby daddy"
 
2013-03-22 04:38:34 PM

BarkingUnicorn: pravetz8c: Women hate men who don't pay child support.

I hate anyone who doesn't pay child support. I hate dead people who leave unpaid child support.

I also hate custodial parents who think it's their right to refrain from applying for child support, for any reason.

You can pay something.  You can fill out the paperwork to secure your child's birthright.  If you don't, I hate you.


My stupid biotch sister-in-law won't get a job, she also won't collect child support from the fathers of her two older kids. Luckily, my brother is a real stupid idiot moron who rebounded from a bad relationship to impregnate her and marry her in 4 months time. For all his lack of intelligence, he is a good earner, so there is that - she's not on public assistance at least. I consider supporting his stepdaughters his own idiot tax.
 
2013-03-22 04:39:22 PM

pravetz8c: Women hate men who don't pay child support.


No, not really. I can't explain it, but they continue to hook up in spite of my best efforts...
 
2013-03-22 04:39:54 PM
$250?
he could have all this pudding and an extra $10

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-22 04:43:47 PM
The funny thing is that this stupid crap isn't uncommon. My sister-in-law's ex did the same thing, and had one of the kids holding the cash in the picture, with the charming little caption of "fark Child Support."

/he nearly died in an accident and became a normal, actually pretty nice human being a year or two later
 
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